I have an unhealthy addiction to vag

7/16/2008 1:48:21 PM

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"I write with my right hand and play most sports with my left hand/leg. With the exception of tennis and throwing a frisbee, which I do with my right hand"

sound like my stepdad

7/16/2008 1:51:29 PM

i pick my nose almost non stop everyday

7/16/2008 1:51:47 PM

I throw a frisbee with my right hand but for everything else I use my left.

But I actually think I may be a bit ambidextrous.

7/16/2008 1:53:14 PM

^^does something come out all day too? or do you just keep wallowing out your nostrils or something?

7/16/2008 1:54:45 PM

my sleep cycle is so fucked up from working nights, that its hard for met to sleep at night when I'm not working. so I just stay up most of the night watching law and order.

7/16/2008 1:56:04 PM

i really would like to live off the land in the woods somewhere in like remote montana

i really hate pretty much everything thats socially popular now a days like rainbows, expensive coach bags, ipods, dvr, those stupid ass shows everyone watches

i also do not think america has the type of woman i want to marry

7/16/2008 1:56:43 PM

^^^i can usually get a little something each time

[Edited on July 16, 2008 at 1:57 PM. Reason : asdf]

7/16/2008 1:57:05 PM

bttt...thats pretty gay^

7/16/2008 2:00:21 PM

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"i think j names should only be held by females"

wtf Josh?

7/16/2008 2:00:45 PM

well if it was normal i wouldn't be posting in this thread

7/16/2008 2:00:55 PM

lol, you don't know the first thing about living off the land dnl

7/16/2008 2:01:17 PM

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"I listen to Mega Man music from the original soundtrack while not playing the actual games "

[Edited on July 16, 2008 at 2:02 PM. Reason : you my friend need a hobby]

7/16/2008 2:02:02 PM

I have three separate groups of people I associate with, none of which know the other 2 even exist

If they did, worlds would collide

My good time buddies...friends I've met in the past few years; we hang out and have fun, but no really deep bonds there.

My executive crowd...people I associate with to make myself look better by being in their company; most come from money, and most have a lot more than I do, and I have to burn thru my income to keep up with them, but I have to keep up appearences. Most are superficial as fuck.

My druggie/flunkie friends...people I've known since way back; people who never finished high school and/or don't work, just sit around all day, get high and listen to music. These are my real friends, the only ones I would really trust.

7/16/2008 2:03:25 PM

^i have something very similar....

they aren't quite that defined and there are more than 3...but there are very few members of each group that i would allow to cross between groups

7/16/2008 2:06:12 PM

lol cansummer you'd be surprised i bet at what i could accomplish in life

7/16/2008 2:07:18 PM

i cant read

7/16/2008 2:08:59 PM

you'd have to be a vegetarian i bet

[Edited on July 16, 2008 at 2:15 PM. Reason : i know you grow shit]

7/16/2008 2:14:50 PM

- i don't like mixing hot foods with cold foods...

- i will not eat miracle whip

- i will not eat very many foods that are mixed together (ie potato salad, chicken salad, etc.)

7/16/2008 2:25:16 PM

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"I have an unhealthy addiction to vag peen"

7/16/2008 2:25:28 PM

my thumb joints will pop without effort

7/16/2008 2:28:34 PM

i have one leg longer than the other...or scoliosis....not sure which

either way my pelvis is tilted at a strange angle which causes all belts to lay crooked, the hem of one leg to fray before the other, and...well...a certain other internal organ to sit at a strange angle as well

7/16/2008 2:31:13 PM

oh yeah...dbl jointed in the wrists


also i feel i have small hands, so if any of you broads are into fisting let me know cause i feel my hand could get in there a little deeper than most

7/16/2008 2:32:21 PM

how is having a second toe that is longer than the first toe be a birth defect? how is this a defect? evidence of this??

7/16/2008 2:38:01 PM

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"i have one leg longer than the other...or scoliosis....not sure which "

I have the same issue.

^I really don't think it's a birth defect. Kinda like having ear lobes that are attached to your head and stuff.

7/16/2008 2:39:48 PM

^yeah i agree...mine are like that and i thought it was normal...i always thought those with big earlobes were kinda ugly

7/16/2008 2:41:23 PM

it's not any thing that will hurt you but it's a genetic defect...


it's called Morton's Toe

[Edited on July 16, 2008 at 2:44 PM. Reason : it's actually considered a type of atavism...]

7/16/2008 2:43:12 PM

interesting, i just looked that up on wiki....i guess it can cause some problems with your feet (i've never had any)

7/16/2008 2:46:15 PM

Can't be as bad as having flat feet It can be painful

7/16/2008 2:47:17 PM

i think i know more people with their 2nd toe longer than their first toe


except me - mine is shorter

7/16/2008 2:48:23 PM

i dont personally know anyone that has a longer second toe other than the wolfwebbers that have shared it over the years

7/16/2008 2:49:20 PM

I also have "Morton's Toe", I wear a size 15 shoe, and I have flat feet.

I turn my plate when I eat and I only eat one thing at a time.

I do not drink anything when I am eating. I drink beverages before and after meals, but not during.

When I hang up my clothes, all the coat hangers/shirts have to be facing the same way. If it is not so (like when SWMBO does it), I feel compelled to change it.

I go through periods of extreme entropy to extreme organization. My office gets to a point where I cannot find anything, and I have to do something about it.

I write in all caps...all the time.

I seperated my shoulder when I was 15, now I can make it pop on command.

I'm sure there is stuff I am leaving out...check back later.

[Edited on July 16, 2008 at 2:50 PM. Reason : .]

7/16/2008 2:49:26 PM

it supposedly only affects like 1/3 of the population

7/16/2008 2:49:53 PM

Those are some big socks you have there Marshall

7/16/2008 2:50:48 PM

^^^good one(about the food)


when i eat pizza i eat the smaller slices first to save the bigger slice for last


typically eat all my fries before i eat the burger

[Edited on July 16, 2008 at 2:51 PM. Reason : ^15 aint "that" big..most dudes wear a 11 or 12]

7/16/2008 2:51:03 PM

the sucky part about big feet is that I usually have to order shoes AND socks. therefore I dont get to try on the shoes to know if they are comforable

7/16/2008 2:52:50 PM

i am a paradox - i'm still with the gf i had before i started posting on tww

7/16/2008 2:53:34 PM

average shoe size for men is 9-10


whenever i don't know something i have to look it up



[Edited on July 16, 2008 at 3:02 PM. Reason : k]

7/16/2008 2:53:47 PM

damn i never thought my feet were "that" big...


totally got jipped on the shoe size/penis size thing i guess

7/16/2008 2:54:44 PM

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"^15 aint "that" big..most dudes wear a 11 or 12"

Bullshit it isnt. Most shoe companies make anything above a 13 in very limited quantity, if they make them that large at all, and even fewer stores carry decent stocks. I wear between a 14 and 15 and finding shoes is a fuckin nightmare

7/16/2008 2:55:44 PM

I guess josh missed the joke...but that's nothing weird.

The worst thing to me is cold potatoes, so any potato dish has to be eaten first.

7/16/2008 2:55:48 PM

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"average show size for men in 9-10 whenever i don't know something i have to look it up "

7/16/2008 2:56:09 PM

big shoes are hard to find in any type of variety
13's here

7/16/2008 2:57:11 PM

^^oh big deal

[Edited on July 16, 2008 at 2:57 PM. Reason : .]

[Edited on July 16, 2008 at 2:57 PM. Reason : hmmm guess 12's are like last standard size they make cuase never been hard for me...]

7/16/2008 2:57:12 PM

sometimes when i'm posting on message boards i make typing errors and don't proofread


^^^you missed the "in" instead of is...bold that, too, please

[Edited on July 16, 2008 at 3:03 PM. Reason : k]

7/16/2008 3:01:38 PM

i stalk women

7/16/2008 3:02:13 PM

From this week's postsecret (not me but sounds like me)

7/16/2008 3:04:01 PM

[Edited on July 16, 2008 at 3:09 PM. Reason : .]

7/16/2008 3:09:29 PM

i live 2 lives

tww and everything else...its great most times...hardly ever awkward

7/16/2008 3:09:39 PM

set em up

7/16/2008 3:11:04 PM