for all the smooth balls out there

Page 2 gets kisses

[Edited on July 22, 2008 at 9:22 AM. Reason : \/ OUCH!!! ]

7/22/2008 9:21:19 AM

be a man and pluck those suckers

7/22/2008 9:21:57 AM

I own two mach 3's. One for the face, one for the nuggets

7/22/2008 9:23:32 AM

7/22/2008 9:24:32 AM

Quote :

"One for the face, one for the nuggets"

I lol'd

7/22/2008 9:24:58 AM

It's good to know I can always count on DivaBaby19's e-game

7/22/2008 9:33:58 AM

Hay b00

I'm always here to boost your ego e-peen

7/22/2008 9:39:20 AM

i can't get myself to commit to the slick ball regimen. I think once i find a new woman, then yes i'll give it a shot. but for now, i'm not gonna go doll myself up down there for my own personal enjoyment

7/22/2008 9:55:29 AM

^ Hence:

Quote :

"Amount of ass directly proportional to amount of ball smoothness."

7/22/2008 9:56:26 AM

I shaved mine the other day too....
though I don't know why. It's not like I ever get laid
(sad face)

7/22/2008 10:00:01 AM

7/22/2008 10:00:31 AM

hey baby, how bout a rub down?

7/22/2008 10:04:56 AM

FUCK THAT

dude i got talked into it once by a girlfriend and i severely cut my sack. im just not over it enough yet

we can do some basic trim work i suppose but never again will razor touch my scrotum. unless julia stiles asks me to

7/22/2008 10:05:25 AM

You gotta get the hard sack goin to reduce the risk

7/22/2008 10:06:15 AM

^^^will your peen be doing the rubbing?

^^heh...Julia Stiles

oh corey

7/22/2008 10:06:54 AM

i have never had a woman complain about my man forest. I keep it very close cut. like a marine

7/22/2008 10:07:10 AM

It's just like shaving your face, take time, and try to create flat, even surfaces. Don't go at it like you're in the jungle with a goddamn machete.

7/22/2008 10:07:59 AM

^lol

7/22/2008 10:09:14 AM

you gotta do it in a hot shower...

and when the skin on your sack is nice and relaxed, then you stretch it over your shoulder to get a nice smooth surface.

just don't shave your taint. girls think that if an area is shaven, then it's ok to touch it.
ITS NOT OK, GIRLS. STOP TOUCHING OUR TAINTS. IT FEELS WEIRD AND WE DON'T LIKE IT.

7/22/2008 10:11:08 AM

^you lie!

the taint

[Edited on July 22, 2008 at 10:14 AM. Reason : grrr]

7/22/2008 10:14:29 AM

Girls touching the taint

*shudder*

7/22/2008 10:18:04 AM

Quote :

"IT FEELS WEIRD AND WE DON'T LIKE IT."

TO EACH HIS/HER OWN

7/22/2008 10:20:07 AM

ps does anyone else think this looks a lot like an a718 thread

haha

7/22/2008 10:25:15 AM

Quote :

"STOP TOUCHING OUR TAINTS. IT FEELS WEIRD AND WE DON'T LIKE IT."

speak for yourself fool

7/22/2008 11:18:34 AM

no... do you suck these balls?

Those balls are as smooth as eggs! Yes i'll suck them.

7/22/2008 11:51:20 AM

icwudt

7/22/2008 11:54:21 AM

lol taint.


but true.

7/22/2008 7:05:47 PM

been shaving my testicles for 6+ years now


smooth nutz ftw.

7/22/2008 8:43:54 PM

i will in the morn mine are all stubbly

7/22/2008 10:32:08 PM

Quote :

"i got talked into it once by a girlfriend and i severely cut my sack"

HAHA, day made

(BTW, jack, Julia Stiles is a 10 in my book too - mainly cause she appears to have a brain and a beautiful voice. Brings a little extra to the table from most Hollyhood idiots.)

[Edited on July 23, 2008 at 12:18 AM. Reason : a]

7/23/2008 12:16:30 AM

pics or it didn't happen spare us

7/23/2008 12:17:19 AM

Oh god I just took the clippers to the nuts b/c I was too lazy to go get the 1/8th connector and nicked the sack. Although it was quite disturbing it did not burn when I got in the shower

7/23/2008 12:46:06 AM

^I did that once a few years back and learned an interesting fact. The sack does bleed and it's odd to have a band aid down there... If you use clippers and bare blade, go slow. Those wrinkles can and will catch.

7/23/2008 1:01:39 AM

sack shaving and haste do not mix

7/23/2008 1:04:10 AM

I might shave my balls tomorrow and make a thread attesting to that fact.


keyword being MIGHT.

7/23/2008 1:12:41 AM

Quote :

"sack shaving and haste do not mix"

Don't forget caffeine or non-steady hands.

7/23/2008 1:55:15 AM

good call.

7/23/2008 2:42:13 AM

is shaving your balls considered metrosexual?

7/23/2008 2:46:59 AM

not sure.

plucking the eyebrows? yeah.

shaving the balls? not sure.

7/23/2008 3:06:45 AM

what about shaving eyebrows if it sorta looks like a unobrow?

7/23/2008 3:13:59 AM

trim? yes

baldy? no

7/23/2008 3:17:04 AM

I dunno, I guess if you're getting away from the unibrow look, that would be cool, but if you end up to the point where you have eyebrows like a girl, that's metro (and probably homo).

7/23/2008 3:33:26 AM

uno... hehe I suck at spelling this morning.

7/23/2008 3:36:24 AM

Quote :

"is shaving your balls considered metrosexual?"

If it is to get women to slob the knob, then no. If it is because you think it makes your dong pretty, then yes.

7/23/2008 10:44:12 AM

i keep everything trimmed but im not going to shave

i just dont trust myself enough with a blade that close to my balls

7/23/2008 11:04:49 AM

It can be quite rewarding.

7/23/2008 11:06:01 AM

be a man and pluck those suckers

7/23/2008 11:18:17 AM

shaved mine!! smooth, very smooth.

first time doing it, didn't even cut myself, its kinda interesting.

7/23/2008 9:31:28 PM