^^jajajajajajaja

[Edited on July 22, 2008 at 12:03 PM. Reason : asdf]

7/22/2008 12:03:33 PM

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"lol not unless she has a teleporter"

Hey, he's gonna move here soon. Just gotta find one of those things called a "job" first. They are a little bit important, since I can't afford to make the payments on his BMW.

7/22/2008 12:04:42 PM

hi

7/22/2008 12:05:53 PM

yeah f that.


wheres your sister at? i already have a job.

7/22/2008 12:06:16 PM

I have a brother, sorry. He says he's straight but sometimes I wonder.

7/22/2008 12:08:53 PM

lol.

7/22/2008 12:10:28 PM

^^i wonder if he says the same thing about you?

7/22/2008 12:11:20 PM

brother has never had a GF. crushed on a few girls online, but that's it.

Heh, are you asking because you are interested in finding out?

7/22/2008 12:12:56 PM

thread turned gay, abort, abort

7/22/2008 12:13:37 PM

haha do i give off the impression that i'm queer or something? your bro sounds kinda like me

7/22/2008 12:13:41 PM

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"a few girls"

nah nothing like dnl.

7/22/2008 12:17:10 PM

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"haha do i give off the impression that i'm queer or something? your bro sounds kinda like me "

And that's why I ask.

Ah well, so much for interview clothes. Guess I'll just go get a nice cami to wear with the set I've got.

7/22/2008 12:19:24 PM

You could just go in wearing sweat pants and a t-shirt and be all like, "I'm not jumping through hoops for the man in the form of wearing the 'proper attire'. Fuck your standards, white man!"

You would def get the job.

7/22/2008 12:26:52 PM

take a shower. it helps.

7/22/2008 12:29:50 PM

also, go braless and make sure it's cold inside

7/22/2008 12:30:00 PM

you exude crazy

7/22/2008 12:34:53 PM

^its the lyme disease yo...it makes her CA-RAZY

7/22/2008 12:36:51 PM

^^ i think you mean exude

7/22/2008 12:56:27 PM

haha i thought that looked wrong but i couldnt quite figure it out

7/22/2008 12:58:43 PM

exhume - dig something out thats buried

exude - discharge of moisture or smell slowly and steadily

they are close in spelling, but we knew what he meant


haha he ninja fixed it

[Edited on July 22, 2008 at 1:03 PM. Reason : skdfkdjf]

7/22/2008 1:02:58 PM

i edited it before you posted.

7/22/2008 1:07:55 PM

fair enough

but now tww readers learned some new vocab words if they didn't already know them!

7/22/2008 1:08:39 PM

^^^haha yeah...it was so similar i was like why does it look right and wrong at the same time

[Edited on July 22, 2008 at 1:08 PM. Reason : up]

7/22/2008 1:08:47 PM

new vocab? those are 8th grade words challenges.

7/22/2008 1:09:08 PM

Exhumed : Kick ass grindcore band.

7/22/2008 1:09:20 PM

a lot of people have a very poor vocabulary

im just tryna spread knowledge yo

7/22/2008 1:10:47 PM

as long as you dont spread your herp

its all good

7/22/2008 1:11:35 PM

^ Can I still spread mine?

7/22/2008 1:12:16 PM

sure

7/22/2008 1:13:31 PM

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"thread turned gay, abort, abort"

Anyway, what kind of jobs are you looking for?

7/22/2008 1:14:24 PM

stalk stalk stalk

7/22/2008 1:21:50 PM

^^ Got any suggestions?

I want to make as much as possible, but I'm not in good enough shape to strip and my boobs are too small for hooters.

7/22/2008 1:37:50 PM

you forgot that no one likes crazy eyes staring at them

7/22/2008 1:39:16 PM

^^^are you saying i was 'stalk stalk stalk'? interview clothes can depend on the job you're going for.

how much part time would you have to work with? I would guess you'd need a flexible schedule also with your med stuff

7/22/2008 1:42:06 PM

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"I'm not in good enough shape to strip"

Have you ever even BEEN to Fayetteville?

7/22/2008 1:42:29 PM

I mean, you can't go wrong, in really any situation as long as you take more than 30 minutes to look decent for an interview. You're attractive, so you'll automatically make a good impression as long as you wear clothes that compliment your body.

7/22/2008 1:44:47 PM

yeah just grow your hair out a little bit.

[Edited on July 22, 2008 at 1:48 PM. Reason : fuck smiling. smiling is for saps.]

7/22/2008 1:47:54 PM

^^ i would think if you try to compliment your body and look snazzy that the interviewer might think you are trying to use your body and looks to get a job. neutrality is always the best bet.

7/22/2008 1:49:19 PM

this is a part time job though. think of the employer

7/22/2008 1:50:07 PM

haha yeah i keep forgetting that part.

7/22/2008 1:50:31 PM

short-sleeved button down shirt that's not too revealing

nice, closed-toed shoes that aren't too high and are conservative

7/22/2008 1:51:40 PM

I'm just going off some show that I saw about some study some ivy league school did that said people who normally do better at making first impressions and ultimately getting the job on interviews are more attractive than those who don't. Therefore, if you're somewhat decent looking you have to do less talking than someone who isn't.

[Edited on July 22, 2008 at 1:52 PM. Reason : ^ Gratz on 4000]

7/22/2008 1:52:15 PM

I would wear a smile

7/22/2008 1:54:37 PM

Maybe this is some sort of special serious business part time job, but unless the person is an idiot I think everyone knows how to dress for this sort of interview.

7/23/2008 2:22:05 AM

1. go naked
2. get job
3. profit.....

7/23/2008 3:49:50 AM

Well, the business gigs pay better. Might end up working for a lawyer, then telling grad school to go screw themselves and apply to law school instead.

7/23/2008 7:22:38 AM

7/23/2008 8:42:52 AM

ttt

8/5/2008 10:17:44 PM

I've never had a problem wearing polos for work. Anything that's like a scoop-neck (obviously not too low cut) is fine...some knits or just button-up blouses will work fine too

8/5/2008 10:22:18 PM

post pics please.

8/5/2008 10:22:53 PM