The people thought Jesus was mod[d]ing, so they quit and joined a new server.

That's quite amazing. It also seems quite fake, but I shouldn't put it past some of the kids that drop out of school these days.

[Edited on July 25, 2008 at 10:42 AM. Reason : TWO PAGES OF ANTI-INTELLECTUALISM]

7/25/2008 10:42:46 AM

I like how the teacher underlined the sentance and said steriotype but didn't mind the nigga

7/25/2008 10:43:50 AM

Every hero's alter ego is merely the area under a curve. It seems so obvious now.

7/25/2008 10:43:52 AM

^

7/25/2008 10:55:26 AM

7/25/2008 11:01:39 AM

I wish my chem 201 class had questions like those on exams...

7/25/2008 11:01:43 AM

[Edited on July 25, 2008 at 11:09 AM. Reason : more]

7/25/2008 11:07:22 AM

ahahaha meow.

7/25/2008 11:10:05 AM

STILL PRICELESS

JESUS FUCK

I SHOULDA TAUGHT

7/25/2008 12:59:05 PM

lol at the expanded equation!

7/26/2008 11:48:33 PM

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7/27/2008 12:00:38 AM

http://www.rudezone.net/essay/

how has this not been posted yet?

unless i missed it

7/27/2008 12:42:53 AM

the essays have to be fake

or teachers are stupid

why would you keep commenting and critiquing after the 1st paragraph of absurdity?

7/27/2008 12:58:57 AM

people need to come up with new ones.

[Edited on July 27, 2008 at 1:48 AM. Reason : wrong thing]

7/27/2008 1:48:48 AM

I think some of the comments are from other students, not necessarily teachers.

And there are a lot of idiot teachers in the world.

That said...

"This is bull shit don't believe it or I WILL FUCKING KILL YOU, AND YES THIS IS A WRITTEN THREAT!"

7/29/2008 3:09:54 PM

if i were an english teacher and saw a paper like this, i would definitely correct the mistakes and whatnot... the student is more likely to learn something that way than if i just balled it up and threw it away.

7/29/2008 3:48:09 PM

i love the jesus and bike stealing one

7/29/2008 4:37:46 PM

7/29/2008 4:52:36 PM

^ 69 Your Mom Pi e^x+C?

I see what they tried to do there. Baller.

69 Your Mom Pi e^# of times + C

It's an equation for evan!

[Edited on July 29, 2008 at 5:00 PM. Reason : FUCK ME, IN THE GOAT ASS!]

7/29/2008 4:55:57 PM

Uh. Read the top equation a little closer.

No, closer.

[Edited on July 29, 2008 at 4:58 PM. Reason : ]

7/29/2008 4:57:03 PM

HAHAHA DAMN! Nice, Wyloch

7/29/2008 4:58:38 PM

Most amazing thread ever. I don't think I've laughed that hard at a TWW post in a while.

7/30/2008 7:15:25 PM

hahaha the teachers comments at the end are barely coherent

7/30/2008 7:35:03 PM

you mean "teacher's"

it's not like it's not fake or anything

7/30/2008 7:42:23 PM

another Peter Nguyen paper

7/30/2008 7:43:32 PM

lol at that paper



me and slave famous both took this class but i'm willing to bet he didnt get the same grade

7/30/2008 7:44:50 PM

i had a few tests where i went and did crap like this... not everyone gave credit

i once got partial credit for putting "philip rivers" as an answer in MA401, though.

7/30/2008 7:51:35 PM

lol i took a test once and the question was like "who is the federal reserve chairman" and the answer was allen greenspan(at the time)

7/30/2008 7:53:00 PM

point?

7/30/2008 7:53:36 PM

this is one of those "that can't be real" ones...but I loled


[Edited on July 30, 2008 at 7:55 PM. Reason : belair]

7/30/2008 7:54:30 PM

^^um puck it had an easy question and so did i?

7/30/2008 7:55:13 PM

pretty sure everyone who went to high school has had an essay question

7/30/2008 7:55:37 PM

lolololol to the bel aire one

7/30/2008 7:56:31 PM

lol at teacher's response

7/30/2008 8:02:54 PM

haha wow

7/30/2008 8:03:38 PM

not as funny:









posted yet??

7/30/2008 8:10:53 PM

The best part about the "Orlando bloom receives blowjobs from hobbits" one is the answer that gets cut off right below it:

"D1. If a croissant shop ruined your sex life you would [illegible]"

That just opens up so many possibilities regarding what one would do, had a croissant shop ruined one's sex life.

I used to do that shit all the time on the little notecard "IDs" we had to do in US History. You were supposed to fill out the whole thing, so if I couldn't more than a couple of sentence's worth of info I would add, ah, filler. I usually used lines from bizarre internet cartoons, and they would read something like this:

"The XYZ affair involved American diplomats in Paris. Lobster sticks to magnet. Rabbit made of iron, lobster has a beak. The French foreign minister demanded that they pay a tribute before he would meet them. You've got a lobster, and you've got a magnet. If a lobster hungry, he eat a rabbit. The diplomats refused, and America took up the cry, 'Millions on defense but not one penny in tribute."

I would say he noticed about half the time.

7/30/2008 8:12:05 PM

hahah i like the teacher comment on the one you said wasnt as funny...i like the 2girls1cup one cause of what he wrote and what the teacher crossed out in her own notes

[Edited on July 30, 2008 at 8:13 PM. Reason : .]

7/30/2008 8:12:53 PM

more from peter


more 2girls1cup


bond, james bond


aaaaand george clooney
http://funnyexamanswers.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/06/cloney.jpg
http://funnyexamanswers.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/06/cloney1.jpg
http://funnyexamanswers.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/06/cloney3.jpg

[Edited on July 30, 2008 at 8:28 PM. Reason : george clooney is too big lol]

7/30/2008 8:27:10 PM

lololol "and in true modern form- the work tends to raise more questions than it answers"

7/30/2008 8:30:31 PM