lol



[Edited on July 26, 2008 at 11:22 PM. Reason : for EMCE]

7/26/2008 11:21:54 PM

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Sign me up!

haahhaa I can't stop laughing!!! I have a nice hat I can wear

7/26/2008 11:26:44 PM

ha. I think I understood your description better than the drawing.

7/26/2008 11:27:27 PM

7/26/2008 11:28:00 PM

lolololol at the hat in the picture

7/27/2008 12:54:29 AM

Sombrero

7/27/2008 12:55:40 AM

lol at "her foot" in the corner

7/27/2008 12:55:44 AM

Lotus

7/27/2008 12:59:13 AM

Whatever position that involves my penis being in a vagina.

7/27/2008 1:04:00 AM

Confession time:
Do any ladies or couples actually own one of those "wedges" that are advertised for better sexual positions?
Ive considered it b/c I think you could get deep pentration with some of the ways that wedge can fold.

7/27/2008 10:26:57 AM

I have thought about it too, but we usually just end up using pillows crammed in various places. But those high density foam positioners seem like they would be pretty awesome.

7/27/2008 10:31:11 AM

...... doggy & froggy style

7/27/2008 10:33:26 AM

^^ditto

7/27/2008 10:41:56 AM

i really like her on top and facing my feet

7/27/2008 10:44:04 AM

i want a sex swing

7/27/2008 10:44:56 AM

^agreed

7/27/2008 10:49:45 AM

7/27/2008 11:21:27 AM

bending her over my desk in my office

7/27/2008 11:23:39 AM

haha my man saw that over my shoulder and goes "Shit I don't need that shit, just grab your hips. Daaaamn."

7/27/2008 11:25:40 AM

the strap has a couple of perks


1. presses on your PC muscle from the front
2. man can yank a lot harder on it than you might appreciate on your flesh
3. you can use it on him too

7/27/2008 11:30:55 AM

EPIC FUCKING POST!

http://www.bodybouncer.com/groovegallery.html

Body fucking Bouncer!








TROT

The classic Bouncer groove that satisfies every time. The convex saddle shape gently compresses her anatomy into a velvet vice—a unique sensation no other toy can give—rendering extra stimulation and pleasure for both partners. Alternate with Flexing for a ride that's got energy and nuance.



FLEXER

Nothing beats a slow, sensual flexing. One of the easiest, most pleasant grooves in the gallery. Alternate with the Trot, or reverse directions for more intimacy—the Flexer can be done facing either way. Always place legs through Bouncer as shown to prevent tipping.



HAMMER

Extra control for her, with an exotic clamping action on the upstroke. Have her grip the sides and pull down for greater penetration.



BLISS BOX

Give her the full treatment. A rock-hard shaft and a pair of loving hands at the same time render a potent, soothing climax. Position next to a bed or other firm support for his comfort.



DOGHOUSE

Throw her over the doghouse—a natural for doggy-style lovers. A classic groove freed of awkward balance and position issues, and now also allowing her to masturbate comfortably while enjoying vigorous rear entry. Put a thick towel on the saddle for her comfort.



PLUNGER

One of the most popular grooves, offering soothing penetration in the comfort of a loving embrace. Let him bounce her for a heady ride to ecstasy. Position next to a bed or other firm support for his comfort.

SHAFTER

Extra control and authority for a position that demands a strong performance. Have him go "hands-only" for a more athletic groove—just curl legs back over thighs.

CAT CAGE

Get in the cage for her intimate oral pleasure. It’s never been this effortless—no more neck cramps and burning arms. Always exercise caution when sitting down on an occupied Bouncer.

SIXTY-NINE

A classic position, now updated for ease and comfort—everything where you want it, without tension or strain. Put a thick towel over the saddle for her comfort.



NINETY-SIX

A previously rare version of sixty-nine, now an easy, comfortable position with more control for both partners. Keep feet planted on the ground; never go "hands only" in this position. Always exercise caution when sitting down on an occupied Bouncer.

THROTTLE

Perfect for a slave scenario. Let her control his tongue action by his "joystick"—just work out a set of simple signals. Always sit carefully on an occupied Bouncer.

ARCH ANGEL

You just have to try it to believe how good it feels. A rhythmic bearing down does the trick. Lubricate just her arches and use a towel on the saddle for stability.

ARCH ANGEL

You just have to try it to believe how good it feels. A rhythmic bearing down does the trick. Lubricate just her arches and use a towel on the saddle for stability.

ARCH ANGEL

You just have to try it to believe how good it feels. A rhythmic bearing down does the trick. Lubricate just her arches and use a towel on the saddle for stability.



LAMMER

A playful groove that's perfect for impromptu scenarios and risky situations. A gentle rocking motion sends her back and forth on his shaft. Always keep Bouncer planted firmly against wall.



PRONGER

Armchair sex has truly arrived. Just slip his shaft through the hole and line her up for pleasure. Watch carefully for tipping when executing the Pronger, and always position with back to bed or other support.



FLYING CARPET

One of the most intense grooves in the Gallery, and one of the most challenging. Use a towel on the saddle to prevent slipping and watch balance at all times. Position Bouncer away from hard objects.



HOT TROT

The Bouncer makes it finally possible to masturbate to strong, rhythmic penetration. An effortless groove and a truly erotic sight to behold. Alternate with Hot Flexing for extra pleasure. Use only toys that prevent over-penetration.



HOT FLEX

For a nuanced ride that fits her rhythms perfectly. Alternate with the Hot Trot for extra pleasure. Use only toys that prevent over-penetration. Always position with a supporting surface at her back to prevent tipping.



HOT HAMMER

Deep, satisfying strokes for her sensual pleasure. Grip the sides and pull down for best penetration. Use only toys that prevent over-penetration.



TWEAKER

Rhythmic nipple-tweaking for extra stimulation and pleasure. Always use highly elastic cord to prevent injury.



SPIN DOCTOR

Put tassels on her and you get a feverishly visual brand of coitus. Challenging for her, but especially thrilling when sustained through climax.



CAT CAM

Bring in a small stand-mounted mirror for grooves like the Trot and Flexer and angle it so she can see underneath. A surprisingly erotic ritual.



JOY CIRCUIT

An erotic feedback loop, amplifying need and gratification in quickening circles to explosive release. Always sit carefully on an occupied Bouncer.



CLAIM JUMPER

Perfect where extra discipline is required. Let the top man bounce her for extra pleasure



GIVE-N-TAKE

Very challenging for her, but one of the most intense acts of its kind—a psychosexual experience to be savored and prolonged. Use only suitably stable surfaces for supporting the Bouncer. Lubricate the saddle thoroughly for best results.



hahahahahahaahaahah those names are awesome

my favorite name is the clam jumper

[Edited on July 27, 2008 at 11:39 AM. Reason : dgfdg]

[Edited on July 27, 2008 at 11:43 AM. Reason : das]

7/27/2008 11:38:55 AM

couldn't I just make a strap?

no need to buy it

7/27/2008 11:39:12 AM

ntlb

7/27/2008 11:52:33 AM

I hate reverse cowgirl. it is always a ball crusher. maybe my balls are abnormally large. or maybe the girls i've done it with are just rambunctious. either way, hasn't been fun.

I probably dig doggy style to most. But really it's the place that does it for me just as much as the position. I was once with a girl in the Bahamas, on a strangers boat, about 100 yards from where the main square is and everyone was partying. There was a big threat of being caught AND it was in a different country.



Oh and sign me up for throttle haha

[Edited on July 27, 2008 at 12:05 PM. Reason : df]

7/27/2008 12:02:34 PM

Quote :

"couldn't I just make a strap? no need to buy it"

That's what a belt is for

[Edited on July 27, 2008 at 12:04 PM. Reason : ^We partied on some dude's yacht with a bunch of girls right by the square lol. ]

7/27/2008 12:03:38 PM

Ooooh I want that trampoline thingy!!!

7/27/2008 12:07:59 PM

that seat thing is a good idea maybe for some positions but wtf

just a hand job?

7/27/2008 12:10:24 PM

any position where my penile device is in her pooper

7/27/2008 12:18:25 PM

Before I quit my guy and I had sex in the VS managers office not much beats being bent over the desk

7/27/2008 12:58:02 PM

see? told you!

7/27/2008 12:59:53 PM

I want a bouncer

7/27/2008 2:20:36 PM

PRONGER please

7/27/2008 2:22:36 PM

posted twice...boooo

[Edited on July 27, 2008 at 2:25 PM. Reason : ...]

7/27/2008 2:24:10 PM

Tweaker looks great
I'm impressed with the give n take....it actually says "lubricate the saddle"...hahahaha

7/27/2008 2:24:39 PM

change mine to HOT HAMMER and TWEAKER if that's what she's into

7/27/2008 2:24:58 PM

looks like tww is today

7/27/2008 2:25:55 PM

so is doggystyle like hard to do or something...i dont get why you'd need a belt or the thing green jay posted

7/27/2008 2:26:48 PM

because people are lazy

7/27/2008 2:28:04 PM

Hot is the girl laying on her stomach then pooching her butt up a bit so the guy and can from behind. Balls deep

[Edited on July 27, 2008 at 2:28 PM. Reason : ^^have you never tried it???]

7/27/2008 2:28:21 PM

hot is not thinking about any tww chicks doing it

7/27/2008 2:29:00 PM

Quote :

".i dont get why you'd need a belt or the thing green jay posted"

because when you're 3 seconds from blowing a load and pounding the shit out of her the last thing you want to have happen is lose your grip on her waist or hair or whatever youre holding on to, her go too far forward and you end up blowing a load on her back instead of in her

7/27/2008 2:31:11 PM

^^^haha nope...i've done the "on top" and "on bottom" positions...thats it



[Edited on July 27, 2008 at 2:32 PM. Reason : ^haha...fair enough]

7/27/2008 2:31:33 PM

7/27/2008 2:31:51 PM

^^^

Quote :

"because people are lazy"

[Edited on July 27, 2008 at 2:32 PM. Reason : ,]

7/27/2008 2:31:57 PM