i wouldn't start cleaning unless you left me there with nothing to do and nowhere to go...

but i'd help you out if you had stuff that needed doing

7/30/2008 8:20:39 PM

well in that case, do you like to iron? lol

7/30/2008 8:21:31 PM

yeah, i don't think I have ever had a girl over that didn't make the bed for me

and likewise, if I am ever a guest in someone's house i always make the bed

7/30/2008 8:22:04 PM

haha...

as a matter of fact i was just ironing about an hour ago

[Edited on July 30, 2008 at 8:23 PM. Reason : if it's a random bar hookup i'm usually long gone before he wakes up anyway...so no made up bed!]

7/30/2008 8:22:04 PM

good point.....if it's a random bar hook up I usually try to go to her place so I can leave when we're done

7/30/2008 8:24:50 PM

i jet as soon as i can find a ride to come pick me up!

7/30/2008 8:25:33 PM

i jet before she comes out of the bathroom with a towel

7/30/2008 8:26:06 PM

hahaha....

let it be known here....that i have never slept with a completely random dude i met in a bar...


went home with and messed around with then passed out...maybe....

7/30/2008 8:27:10 PM

i have never had a one night stand

7/30/2008 8:28:30 PM

pretty sure i have

7/30/2008 8:28:59 PM

i have had sex on the first night, but it has never been the only time

7/30/2008 8:30:16 PM

i'm guilty...

but never with somebody i didn't know

[Edited on July 30, 2008 at 8:31 PM. Reason : well maybe that once ]

7/30/2008 8:30:44 PM

ahaha

7/30/2008 8:31:34 PM

sl00t!

7/30/2008 8:32:04 PM

it was a bad couple of years

7/30/2008 8:32:42 PM

^^do the women you "jet" on keep calling? like do they get upset?

[Edited on July 30, 2008 at 8:32 PM. Reason : .]

7/30/2008 8:32:44 PM

you dont give one night stands your number--there's a reason they're one nighters

7/30/2008 8:33:31 PM

my most recent hook-up from a couple weeks ago actually called me tonight, if that answers your question

7/30/2008 8:34:35 PM

oh well he said he hasnt had a one night stand^^

[Edited on July 30, 2008 at 8:35 PM. Reason : haha man women are pathetic]

7/30/2008 8:34:37 PM

yeah, she wasn't a one nighter. it was like a 4 day thing

7/30/2008 8:35:28 PM

i've actually been friends with all of them but one...

some i got to be better friends with afterwards...


one i actually messed around with for about 6 months before hand....then we got wasted one night and did it...that one was bad....only time i didn't remember having sex

[Edited on July 30, 2008 at 8:36 PM. Reason : i've remember the rest....just not necessarily anything about it]

7/30/2008 8:35:29 PM

i think you told me about that one

7/30/2008 8:36:21 PM

^^did your butthole hurt the next morning?

[Edited on July 30, 2008 at 8:36 PM. Reason : a]

7/30/2008 8:36:30 PM

^lol

7/30/2008 8:36:48 PM

^^^it was randolph county


^^haha...no...but my head did

[Edited on July 30, 2008 at 8:37 PM. Reason : asdf]

7/30/2008 8:36:52 PM

i will take that as a yes

7/30/2008 8:37:11 PM

oh god that's sad

i've got a shot afterall apparently

7/30/2008 8:37:21 PM

nvm

[Edited on July 30, 2008 at 8:37 PM. Reason : jumped the gun]

7/30/2008 8:37:32 PM

haha...no...it most definitely did NOT scar me for life...

7/30/2008 8:38:58 PM

but allow me to also clear the air about my 4 day chick that is now infatuated with me.


i never lied to her or never led her on. i told her from the very beginning that I didn't want to be anything more than friends, that I was not ready for a relationship. she still chose to have the 4 day fuck fest. the fact that she fell in love is not my problem

7/30/2008 8:39:14 PM

lol i was going off of djeternal^^

[Edited on July 30, 2008 at 8:40 PM. Reason : ^sounds like she was hoping to fuck her way into a relationship]

[Edited on July 30, 2008 at 8:40 PM. Reason : ie. slut]

7/30/2008 8:39:25 PM

is this the same chick you were so enamored with last week that was "completely normal"?

7/30/2008 8:40:09 PM

pretty sure its the chick from like 3 weeks ago that wanted myspace pics of her kissing him in her profile

7/30/2008 8:42:18 PM

^^nope, different chick

^ bingo

[Edited on July 30, 2008 at 8:42 PM. Reason : a]

7/30/2008 8:42:30 PM

gotcha

[Edited on July 30, 2008 at 8:43 PM. Reason : asdf]

7/30/2008 8:42:48 PM

i think i posted pictures of her trying to kiss me in the "lets see picture of your beautiful face" thread

7/30/2008 8:43:29 PM

honestly 2 chicks in like 2 weeks would make me feel kinda slutty

[Edited on July 30, 2008 at 8:44 PM. Reason : why is that? when so many other people can do it?]

[Edited on July 30, 2008 at 8:45 PM. Reason : \/ oh i thought u meant bwning]

7/30/2008 8:43:46 PM

the second chick i really like actually, and i have only kissed her

7/30/2008 8:44:18 PM

yeah..i know now...

short, cute, brunette

[Edited on July 30, 2008 at 8:45 PM. Reason : ^^because you're not a complete douchebag man whore]

7/30/2008 8:44:19 PM

the second chick is a blond, and we went out like 5 times before i even kissed her. well, she kissed me actually

7/30/2008 8:45:45 PM

Quote :

"why is that? when so many other people can do it?]"

i smell bullshit.. you might think it would...but you'd feel just f'in fine about it if you were actually doing it

7/30/2008 8:46:08 PM

sounds like something that would happen to me^^

[Edited on July 30, 2008 at 8:46 PM. Reason : me not taking a hint]

[Edited on July 30, 2008 at 8:47 PM. Reason : ^idk i only feel like messing with one chick at a time]

7/30/2008 8:46:23 PM

i take shit REALLY slow when i know there is a future with someone. if i know nothing is there, i will slay poon immediately

7/30/2008 8:47:25 PM

same here

[Edited on July 30, 2008 at 8:48 PM. Reason : except the slay poon part]

7/30/2008 8:48:07 PM

Quote :

"^idk i only feel like messing with one chick at a time"

i didnt say two chicks at one time.. i said one right after another..

and agreed that if there's a possible future w/her then its a whole different story. i just dont meet that type very often

7/30/2008 8:50:01 PM

i once made a dude wash his sheets when i crashed at his place because i knew he had fucked at least 2 girls within the same week that i was there....

7/30/2008 8:50:11 PM

i mean, she even said "damn, i can't believe I had to kiss YOU! What have you been waiting for?" I told her that is a good sign, because if i didn't like her i would have fucked her on the first night

7/30/2008 8:50:51 PM

^^^yeah see thats what makes me sad sometimes...it seems like there are hardly any of those women left

[Edited on July 30, 2008 at 8:51 PM. Reason : and theres always some douche they go for]

[Edited on July 30, 2008 at 8:51 PM. Reason : ^lol i am so using that]

[Edited on July 30, 2008 at 8:52 PM. Reason : ^^ewwww]

7/30/2008 8:51:02 PM

you also have to remember a lot of the girls you think are great and are with douche bags are really not that great. a few girls i've dated that i had been thinking were awesome for years then found out they were completely f'in psycho and always just blamed it on their boyfriends and acted like they could never find a decent guy

7/30/2008 8:52:41 PM

yeah i guess thats true...if shes dumb enough to date douches regularly shes prolly not future material anyways and a psycho

7/30/2008 8:53:41 PM