Quote :

" General Jack D. Ripper: Mandrake, do you recall what Clemenceau once said about war? Group Capt. Lionel Mandrake: No, I don't think I do, sir, no. General Jack D. Ripper: He said war was too important to be left to the generals. When he said that, 50 years ago, he might have been right. But today, war is too important to be left to politicians. They have neither the time, the training, nor the inclination for strategic thought. I can no longer sit back and allow Communist infiltration, Communist indoctrination, Communist subversion and the international Communist conspiracy to sap and impurify all of our precious bodily fluids. "

7/31/2008 1:33:56 AM

Quote :

"Blake: We're adding a little something to this month's sales contest. As you all know, first prize is a Cadillac Eldorado. Anybody want to see second prize? [Holds up prize] Blake: Second prize is a set of steak knives. Third prize is you're fired. "

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0104348/quotes This movie is chock full of awesome.

[Edited on July 31, 2008 at 1:52 AM. Reason : eare]

7/31/2008 1:52:35 AM

^

Definitely one of my favorite movies, and Alec Baldwin's character fucking rocks. Depressing flick but really shows how shitty some sales jobs can be.

7/31/2008 1:54:56 AM

You'll shoot your eye out, kid. - A Christmas Story

7/31/2008 2:03:05 AM

"How's the Chili?"

"I'de give my right arm for a bowl"

-Buying the Cow

7/31/2008 2:25:32 AM

"Did they look like psychos? Is that what they looked like? They were vampires. Psychos do not explode when sunlight hits them, I don't give a fuck how crazy they are."

7/31/2008 3:05:42 AM

Quote :

""Yo, she-bitch! Let's go!" - Army of Darkness "

no way is the the best quote of the movie...

"Good, bad, I'm the guy with the gun"

although that movie is full of great one-liners.

It's quite long, but this one cracks me up to this day:

Quote :

"So I jump ship in Hong Kong and make my way over to Tibet, and I get on as a looper at a course over in the Himalayas. A looper, you know, a caddy, a looper, a jock. So, I tell them I'm a pro jock, and who do you think they give me? The Dalai Lama, himself. Twelfth son of the Lama. The flowing robes, the grace, bald... striking. So, I'm on the first tee with him. I give him the driver. He hauls off and whacks one - big hitter, the Lama - long, into a ten-thousand foot crevasse, right at the base of this glacier. Do you know what the Lama says? Gunga galunga... gunga, gunga-galunga. So we finish the eighteenth and he's gonna stiff me. And I say, "Hey, Lama, hey, how about a little something, you know, for the effort, you know." And he says, "Oh, uh, there won't be any money, but when you die, on your deathbed, you will receive total consciousness." So I got that goin' for me, which is nice. "

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hxIfMHhWXoY

[Edited on July 31, 2008 at 3:17 AM. Reason : .]

7/31/2008 3:12:08 AM

Doc Holliday wins this thread

and any other Greatest character of all time threads

great scene on the last page

7/31/2008 3:19:08 AM

get out of here with that "wins this thread" shit.

7/31/2008 3:35:05 AM

"Did they look like psychos? Is that what they looked like? They were vampires. Psychos do not explode when sunlight hits them, I don't give a fuck how crazy they are."

haha i forget about that one



"Stop killing everybody!"- Murder Party

7/31/2008 4:27:40 AM

I've got a few that are always close to my heart:

I'll have what she's having (When Harry Met Sally)

Heroes get remembered, but legends never die (Sandlot)

"Surely you can't be serious..." "I am serious, and don't call me Shirley" (Airplane!)

Leave the gun, take the canolli (Godfather)

Here's looking at you , kid (Casablanca)

7/31/2008 5:06:54 AM

Wha ha happen wuz

7/31/2008 5:54:58 AM

"You can't win"

7/31/2008 5:59:59 AM

Since it's Jack Nicholson it's better to watch than read
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6wtfNE4z6a8

Five Easy Pieces:
[Bobby wants plain toast, which isn't on the menu]
Bobby: I'd like an omelet, plain, and a chicken salad sandwich on wheat toast, no mayonnaise, no butter, no lettuce. And a cup of coffee.
Waitress: A #2, chicken salad sand. Hold the butter, the lettuce, the mayonnaise, and a cup of coffee. Anything else?
Bobby: Yeah, now all you have to do is hold the chicken, bring me the toast, give me a check for the chicken salad sandwich, and you haven't broken any rules.
Waitress: You want me to hold the chicken, huh?
Bobby: I want you to hold it between your knees.

The Outlaw Josey Wales (There are many from this movie):
Are you gonna pull those pistols or whistle Dixie?

7/31/2008 7:11:37 AM

From second hand lions

"I'm Hub McCann. I've fought in two World Wars and countless smaller ones on three continents. I led thousands of men into battle with everything from horses and swords to artillery and tanks. I've seen the headwaters of the Nile, and tribes of natives no white man had ever seen before. I've won and lost a dozen fortunes, KILLED MANY MEN and loved only one woman with a passion a FLEA like you could never begin to understand. That's who I am. NOW, GO HOME, BOY!"


From Pure Country

Lula Rogers: If is wasn't for me, you would probably still be singing in some run-down rat hole for a bunch of fat cowgirls from Iowa.
Dusty Wyatt Chandler: Yeah, and if it wasn't for me, you would probably be a waitress there.

7/31/2008 7:27:39 AM

"These, Tom, are your 'cause-eds'. They find a world threatening issue and stick with it...for about a week."

-PCU

7/31/2008 8:24:21 AM

Lea: "I love you"
Han: "I know"

8/1/2008 10:51:32 PM

Patrick Bateman: Do you like Huey Lewis and the news?
Paul Allen: They're OK.
Patrick Bateman: Their early work was a little too new wave for my tastes, but when Sports came out in '83, I think they really came into their own, commercial and artistically. The whole album has a clear, crisp sound, and a new sheen of consummate professionalism that really gives the songs a big boost. He's been compared to Elvis Costello, but I think Huey has a far much more bitter, cynical sense of humour.
Paul Allen: Hey Halberstram.
Patrick Bateman: Yes, Allen?
Paul Allen: Why are their copies of the style section all over the place, d-do you have a dog? A little chow or something?
Patrick Bateman: No, Allen.
Paul Allen: Is that a rain coat?
Patrick Bateman: Yes it is! In '87, Huey released this, Fore, their most accomplished album. I think their undisputed masterpiece is "Hip to be Square", a song so catchy, most people probably don't listen to the lyrics. But they should, because it's not just about the pleasures of conformity, and the importance of trends, it's also a personal statement about the band itself.
[raises axe above head]

8/1/2008 11:09:47 PM

I'm Batman.

8/1/2008 11:25:51 PM

"See your future..be your future."

*

"There's two kinds of people in this world. Those with guns, and those who dig."

8/1/2008 11:26:57 PM

Why so serus?- Batman, Dark Knight

8/1/2008 11:47:36 PM

"That John Denver's full of shit, man."

8/2/2008 12:09:06 AM

"That's no moon. It's a space station."

8/10/2008 10:29:55 PM

"No Ticket!" -Indiana Jones and the Last Crusade

8/10/2008 10:45:36 PM

"If God existed, he's a fake. Or, more likely, a foot. A giant, all-powerful, all-knowing foot!"

"Infinite goodness is creating a being you know, in advance, is going to complain."

"Stick a pineapple up your ass and pretend you're hawiian"

-The Ninth Configuration

8/10/2008 11:02:55 PM

"theres nother stock about a stock car cole
days of thunder

8/10/2008 11:04:02 PM

most of the ones that come to mind are from tombstone . . .

Doc Holliday: Oh. Johnny, I apologize; I forgot you were there. You may go now.
-----------
Billy Clanton: Why, it's the drunk piano player. You're so drunk, you can't hit nothin'. In fact, you're probably seeing double.
Doc Holliday: [takes out a second gun] I have two guns, one for each of ya.
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Wyatt Earp: [to Ringo] He's drunk.
Doc Holliday: In vino veritas.
Johnny Ringo: Age quod agis.
Doc Holliday: Credat Judaeus apella, non ego.
Johnny Ringo: [pats his gun] Eventus stultorum magister.
Doc Holliday: [gives a Cheshire cat smile] In pace requiescat.
Tombstone Marshal Fred White: Come on boys. We don't want any trouble in here. Not in any language.
Doc Holliday: Evidently Mr. Ringo's an educated man. Now I really hate him.

8/10/2008 11:08:03 PM

Quote :

""I find your lack of faith disturbing" I find your faith in your friends yours. "

No, no, this is 2 separate movies and 2 separate scenes.

A New Hope
Vader: "I find your lack of faith disturbing."
Tarkin: "Enough of this! Vader, release him!"
Vader: "As you wish."

Return of the Jedi
Luke: "Your overconfidence is your weakness."
Palpatine: "Your faith in your friends is yours."

8/10/2008 11:08:51 PM

"Come with me if you want to live." - Terminator 2: Judgment Day

8/10/2008 11:14:02 PM

"Dyin' ain't much of a livin', boy" - The Outlaw Josey Wales

8/11/2008 2:23:13 AM

This is what happens when an unstoppable force hits an immovable object.

8/11/2008 2:24:54 AM

"Frankly my dear, I don't give a damn" - Clark Gable as Rhett Butler in Gone With the Wind

8/11/2008 2:25:21 AM

"Your future is whatever you make it, so make it a good one." - Doc Brown, BTTF

8/11/2008 2:26:08 AM

Let's introduce a little mayhem.

8/11/2008 2:30:51 AM

Movie quotes, not personal philosophy.

8/11/2008 2:31:22 AM

Quote :

"You hear that? She called me a noble steed"

8/11/2008 2:33:23 AM

Look! An Eskimo pissin'!

8/11/2008 2:33:59 AM

"Sweep the leg."

8/11/2008 2:34:58 AM

Quote :

"Fuck the Police!!!!"

...Pineapple Express, hilarious

8/11/2008 2:37:37 AM

Uh, that is a movie quote, darling.

[Edited on August 11, 2008 at 2:39 AM. Reason : I'm sorry, "Introduce a little anarchy."]

8/11/2008 2:38:45 AM

"Uh, that is a movie quote, darling."

Sorry, but what are you referring to?

8/11/2008 2:40:09 AM

The Dark Knight

8/11/2008 2:55:39 AM

ohhh ok, thanks for the clarification

8/11/2008 2:56:36 AM

Ricky Bobby, running down the track in his underwear : "Help me Jesus! Help me Jewish God! Help me Allah! AAAAAHHH! Help me Tom Cruise! Tom Cruise, use your witchcraft on me to get the fire off me!"

--Talladega Nights: The Ballad of Ricky Bobby





[Edited on August 11, 2008 at 3:22 AM. Reason : ]

8/11/2008 3:20:01 AM

No, never again. Your Magic Man, I"m El Diablo.
El Diablo? what's that mean?
Fighting Chicken.
Man that's awesome.

-Talladega Nights: The Ballad of Ricky Bobby

I lol'd

8/11/2008 6:52:24 AM

Listen, I don't mean to be a sore loser, but uh, when it's done if I'm dead, kill him.

8/11/2008 7:53:30 AM

Ray: Did you know that the human head weighs 8 pounds?
Jerry Maguire: Did you know that Troy Aikman, in only six years, has passed for 16,303 yards?
Ray: Did you know that bees and dogs can smell fear?
Jerry Maguire: Did you know that the career record for hits is 4,256 by Pete Rose who is NOT in the Hall of Fame?
Ray: Did you know that my next door neighbor has three rabbits?
Jerry Maguire: I... I can't compete with that!

8/11/2008 8:20:43 AM

"Yippee Ki-Yay Motherfucker" - Die Hard

" I'm your huckleberry " Tombstone

and I agree we must have the obligatory

"WHY SO SERIOUS?" Dark Knight

8/11/2008 8:30:21 AM

Quote :

"THIS.... is my boom stick."

8/11/2008 8:51:05 AM

"Shut that cunt's mouth or I'll come over there and fuckstart her head!" The Way of the Gun

8/11/2008 9:00:03 AM