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well i'm off to the mall to figure something out....



[Edited on August 8, 2008 at 11:22 AM. Reason : .]

8/8/2008 11:19:04 AM

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"^she's new to the whole putting out thing. she's not interested in that stuff, yet. "

so is like just turning 18 or something?

8/8/2008 11:24:00 AM

I don't know what to get my now ex-gf for her birthday. I will buy her a gift but I am not spending hundreds. What do girls like?

8/8/2008 12:09:21 PM

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"god lewoods get your slutty ass shit out of here"

The only guys that don't like to talk about toys are the ones with small penises that are bad in bed. They are afraid the girl will figure this out if she sees how big most toys are and enjoys using one.

8/8/2008 12:41:02 PM

i don't think you're slutty.
dnl is just on his normal troll brigade.

8/8/2008 12:42:09 PM

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"act like you enjoy being with her"

hahaha

8/8/2008 12:44:27 PM

Yeah, I just had to respond to an opportunity to insult DNL's manhood.

8/8/2008 12:48:48 PM

you are pretty nutty...must be the home schooled thing

broads like you care more about penis size than i do

8/8/2008 1:17:17 PM

aka DNL admitted to having a small peepee.

I'm not nutty, just uninhibited by the pressures of society to conform.

8/8/2008 1:20:07 PM

HOW ABOUT A FUCKING DVD

8/8/2008 1:21:10 PM

lol wtf...you are too interested in my cock...if you want to fuck just send a pm or something...i know you aint getting any with your man in chicago

8/8/2008 1:21:15 PM

garfieldminusgarfield

[Edited on August 8, 2008 at 1:21 PM. Reason : ^please, she'd bwn me over you any day]

8/8/2008 1:21:19 PM

shes probably got a whole suitcase full of toys anyways

8/8/2008 1:22:21 PM

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"I'm not nutty, just uninhibited by the pressures of society to conform."

Yeh, I don't conform to society, I conform to those who don't conform to society. I am so individualistic!

8/8/2008 1:25:21 PM

And having toys is a bad thing?

I wonder how I can get Sue Johansen's job when I grow up.

And sorry, but I'd probably pick walls if I had to pick between the 2 of you.

8/8/2008 1:26:51 PM

you are getting a card, right?

Flowers are also essential for birthdays.

8/8/2008 1:27:00 PM

i can think of numerous wolfweb broads i'd pick before you...but your fascination with my cock size makes me wonder...

8/8/2008 1:27:28 PM

^^yes to both

[Edited on August 8, 2008 at 1:27 PM. Reason : .]

8/8/2008 1:27:41 PM

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"Gift card to VS is what every woman wants"

no, not even close

I like the books idea the best: you should try to do some research on your girlfriend before buying stuff. It sounds like you don't even know her if you don't know what kinds of anything she'd like.

[Edited on August 8, 2008 at 1:33 PM. Reason : .]

8/8/2008 1:32:40 PM

^x5 What about Fareako?

[Edited on August 8, 2008 at 1:33 PM. Reason : attn whoring]

8/8/2008 1:33:04 PM

^

8/8/2008 1:37:17 PM

fuck that.

8/8/2008 1:38:46 PM

so wdprice3, getting back on topic i mean, what did you decide on so far?

[Edited on August 8, 2008 at 1:39 PM. Reason : .]

8/8/2008 1:39:18 PM

So I was reading this thread and then I starting thinking, "why are you asking TWW this?"

8/8/2008 1:39:54 PM

man i love tdub... especially at work

cook like her favorite shit then go see pineapple express

8/8/2008 1:42:04 PM

lol i thought pineapple express was somewhere to eat in raleigh...the person was like "you havent heard of it??!"

felt like a da

8/8/2008 2:24:57 PM

no one has listed a single interesting gift idea
If you get her a book, then get one not that is necessarily what she would like, but one that you have read and it "made you think of her"---write a note on the inside cover to seal the deal

Make a booklet of coupons for her use (backrubs, bubble baths, dinners in, etc)

You have to be creative. I am about 90% sure that she doesn't want you to spend an arbitrary $25. If she does, then get rid of her now, she'll drain your entire life energy quickly.

Buy a picnic basket and a blanket and take her out to a lake/park

New pillows or satin sheets (you can find them on sale at BB&B)

Something that acutally took a little thought and something that maybe only you know about her


Guys are so clueless

8/8/2008 4:14:44 PM

get her a djeternal mustache ride.

but then again, you don't want to get her something she already has

8/8/2008 4:15:48 PM

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"Guys are so clueless"

HAH

8/8/2008 4:16:41 PM

^^hahahah classic...

8/8/2008 4:18:30 PM

i couldn't resist

8/8/2008 4:39:49 PM

cockmeat sandwich

8/8/2008 6:27:22 PM

dp

8/8/2008 6:37:27 PM