I hope Jim doesn't catch the booty flu in prison

8/8/2008 12:18:41 PM

he got his nose broken the first week in, and has been in several fights since then.

8/8/2008 12:24:06 PM

bake him some cookies, and put them in a box.

but be sure to put a picture of yourself busting a nut on this girl's face at the bottom of the box. as he eats the cookies....well....

8/8/2008 12:27:30 PM

9/10

8/8/2008 12:34:12 PM

Quote :

"Recently his ex has told me that she doesn't want to see him again, will never date him in the future, and has made it abundantly clear that she wants me to take her out. However, I feel guilty at the notion of "stabbing" my friend in the back."

His cellmate is probably "stabbing" your friend in the backside.

You should "stab" the girl in the butt.

8/8/2008 6:47:30 PM