K i just used the bear one on a conference call



It killed

7/28/2009 3:41:31 PM

A guy walks into a bar and and asked the bartender to suck his dick. The bartender says, "What?"

7/28/2009 3:42:20 PM

Guy walks into a bar and orders 10 shots of Tequila.

The bartender lines them up, and the guy slams all 10 of them back to back.

Bartender says "Man, you must be celebrating something."

Guy says " Why yes, I am celebrating my first blow job"

Bartender says "Well shit man congratulations. Let me buy you another drink"

Guy says "No thanks. If 10 shots of Tequila can't get the taste out of my mouth, nothing will"

8/3/2009 12:08:28 PM

A guy Carolina metro walks into a bar and and asked the bartender to suck his dick. The bartender says, "What?"

8/3/2009 12:12:04 PM

SaabTurbo walks into a bar and tells the bartender to STEP OUT DA BAR SON

8/3/2009 12:13:25 PM

^lol why do i find that so funny.

8/3/2009 2:00:11 PM

A three legged dog walks into a bar.

The bartender says, "Hey dog, what are you doing in here?!"

The dog looks at the bartender and says, "I'm looking for the man who shot my paw..."

8/3/2009 7:11:42 PM

Someone want to explain the OP to me?

[Edited on August 3, 2009 at 7:16 PM. Reason : nix that.]

8/3/2009 7:14:26 PM

4/26/2010 5:03:06 PM

A giraffe walks into a bar and says, "High balls are on me!"

4/26/2010 5:26:06 PM

4/26/2010 5:33:19 PM