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9/27/2008 10:16:09 AM

sexy time.

9/27/2008 10:17:55 AM

9/27/2008 10:19:37 AM

ok that picture is hilarious

"HIIIIIII BLACK GUY!"

Gonna watch the chris rock special tonight?
or boxing?
of NCSU football?

[Edited on September 27, 2008 at 10:34 AM. Reason : well? well? well?!]

9/27/2008 10:33:52 AM

goddamn chalkies

I'll have the Chris Rock special recording on the DVR
as I watch the game.

9/27/2008 10:35:18 AM

help me EMCE i have a boil on my ass that looks like Ed Asner and i don't know what to do

[Edited on September 27, 2008 at 1:28 PM. Reason : interesting note: ed asner is next]

9/27/2008 1:27:59 PM

get a donut cushion


in the future, don't sit on the toilet seat so long...

9/27/2008 1:30:22 PM

why are you so gay?

9/27/2008 5:39:34 PM

he feel madely in love with me. i don't know why. i never led him on. i've never done anything remotely gay with him. he just took a shining to me i guess.

9/27/2008 5:42:35 PM

yea hes totally been gay for me for like 5 years

9/27/2008 5:44:48 PM

EMCE, do you wear flat brimmed new era caps?

if so, do you lose cred if you don't have the gold sticker on the brim?


I need to know this, its very important.

10/6/2008 8:05:59 AM

nah, I don't even own a new era cap.

when I do wear hats, it's a kangol. I usually don't wear hats though.


but you do lose 2 style points if the sticker isn't on the hat....and an additional point if the bill isn't perfectly flat

10/6/2008 10:00:59 AM

why were you not in dnl's dream last night ?

10/25/2008 1:09:08 PM

I wasn't aware that I was...

but if I had to take a stab at that question, I suppose I would say something along the lines of "well, we tend to dream about things that we see and do in real life. we also dream about things that we do a lot and/or think about a lot. having said that, DnL is a fucking lamer that spends all of his time on TWW. So if I was in his dream, it's probably because I am a TWW user....and he is dreaming about TWW."

However, I really think this is a better question posed to DnL....

10/25/2008 1:17:15 PM

why so much hate?

10/31/2008 2:34:10 PM

because in all actuality, I'm not a very nice person. I try to be....but it usually doesn't work.

10/31/2008 2:52:35 PM

doing anything for halloween?

10/31/2008 2:53:16 PM

not in particular. I'll probably just hand out candy :-/

a friend is coming in from Canada, so I told her she could spend the night here. I guess I'll hang out with her too.

I wonder if I have a reputation around the neighborhood with the kids....

noooo John, you can't go to his house! That's Old Man Lawrence's house....I hear that he has a hook for a hand, and keeps kids in his basement

10/31/2008 2:57:08 PM

do you like to touch little boys?

10/31/2008 2:58:28 PM

no, I, in fact, do not like to touch little boys
or big boys

I'm not really a fan of touching males

10/31/2008 3:00:32 PM

11/20/2008 8:50:50 PM

you found it?

11/20/2008 8:51:15 PM

indeed. what are your thoughts on the last image posted?

11/20/2008 8:51:45 PM

What's the secret to happiness?

Do you want to quit smoking?

Do you think I'm ugly?

11/20/2008 8:52:35 PM

I would say the secret to happiness is finding a job/activity that you love...and excelling in it, and surrounding yourself by people that love and care about you

Yes

I do not think that you are ugly Stephanie.

11/20/2008 8:55:55 PM

Do you have a rough idea of when you're going to quit?

11/20/2008 8:56:43 PM

you smoke??

11/20/2008 8:56:53 PM

What up, EMCE?

11/20/2008 8:57:07 PM

Quote :

"Do you have a rough idea of when you're going to quit?"

fairly soon, I'd imagine. I think that being up north is giving me enough reason to:
1) My job will basically pay me to quit, in more ways than one
2) I can't smoke on our campus anywhere.....so I've already gotten used to going a day without smoking, and hence have started smoking less
3) I can't smoke inside anywhere up here (bars, restaurants)
4) I don't allow smoking in my house, so I have to go outside (which leads to &dArr
5) It's getting cold here....so I don't particularly enjoy being outside as much right now.

Quote :

"you smoke??[/user] lil' bit [quote]What up, EMCE?"

not much man. watching the Ga Tech v. Miami game. you?

11/20/2008 9:00:21 PM

Also watching the Ga Tech and Miami game.

11/20/2008 10:29:38 PM

yeah, I flipped the channel when it became apparent that Ga Tech. was running away with it

11/20/2008 10:30:58 PM

House is on USA

11/20/2008 10:31:36 PM

haha, I'm old man. I'm probably going to bed within the next hour

11/20/2008 10:32:25 PM

whats your favorite alcoholic beverage?

I'm Big Business and i approved this message.

11/20/2008 10:32:52 PM

I really like white russians, but I don't drink them too often

so if given the option (which is always), I'll drink a lager

11/20/2008 10:34:24 PM

how is it possible that you have a 50k+ post count and are not a soulless bastard

11/20/2008 10:35:16 PM

how long have you and your fiance dated?

11/20/2008 10:35:58 PM

black people got dat 190% soul boosta from the 70s

I'm Big Business and i approved this message.

11/20/2008 10:36:11 PM

Quote :

"how is it possible that you have a 50k+ post count and are not a soulless bastard"

well, Sir, I've been a member of this messageboard for around 9 years.....
so that 50k+ post count is kind of equaled out I guess

and anyone that knows me can tell you that I have a pretty big heart. Also, I know when not to take the internet TOO seriously

Quote :

"how long have you and your fiance dated?"

fuck if I know. you'll have to ask her. I don't keep track of these things....



[Edited on November 20, 2008 at 10:38 PM. Reason : .]

11/20/2008 10:37:15 PM

O I C

why did you decide to propose

11/20/2008 10:40:22 PM

What practical joke did I pull on you freshman year that caused you to run into my room and put me in a headlock?

11/20/2008 10:41:46 PM

Quote :

"why did you decide to propose"

well, I love her.
we share a lot of the same views, values, etc...
we're both motivated inviduals
we're both going places in this world
I like her face
I like big boobies....and she could smother me with hers if she wanted to kill me
she takes really good care of me
I'm getting pretty old
I felt it was time to start "settling down"
she seems to be willing to do anything for me. she murdered a girl once.
and she does things with my junk that's 11/10

so I gave it a shot

11/20/2008 10:45:13 PM

oh i see. giving in to social pressure huh

JKKKKKKKKK.

she sounds nice. can i have her?

11/20/2008 10:46:07 PM

Quote :

"What practical joke did I pull on you freshman year that caused you to run into my room and put me in a headlock?"

you changed my AIM profile to some gay shit
man, I remember putting you in a headlock....and you saying "OWWWW, my dick! let me go, you're grabbing my dick!". I was about to let you go, when I realized that your neck isn't anywhere near your dick. So I suplexed you on your beanbag chair instead

Quote :

"she sounds nice. can i have her?"

sure. we've been looking for a 3rd... wanna come hang out sometime? we have a guest room!

11/20/2008 10:47:27 PM

You're the coolest person ever.

11/20/2008 10:52:19 PM

common misconception

this is the coolest guy ever: (look close)

11/20/2008 10:56:45 PM

11/20/2008 10:57:44 PM

^^are they using Dawn dishwashing liquid?

[Edited on November 20, 2008 at 10:58 PM. Reason : .]

11/20/2008 10:58:12 PM

that, or mouthwash

11/20/2008 10:58:47 PM

Quote :

"^are they using Dawn dishwashing liquid?"

No, that is actually a product that I manufacture through my sweat glands. It's patented. I have named it "Musk of Jeff".

11/20/2008 10:59:26 PM