LOL

12/9/2008 9:06:43 PM

seriously. I had a hate/hate relationship with a neighbor once. sometimes those work better than friendly relationships. you both just avoid each other, and to me, that is much better than a motherfucker knocking on my door wanting to borrow shit all the time.

12/9/2008 9:15:50 PM

I have to agree with you 100%. Since the neighbor and I started to communicate this way we have had ZERO problems. Where as before it was always conflict and needless bullshit.

12/9/2008 9:17:58 PM

i can so see twoozles involved in a situation like this

12/9/2008 9:20:55 PM

My eyes hurt from all that weird scanning...

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"i was thinking about baking some cookies and leaving her some cookies and a card for christmas but then i decided against it"

I once had a girl friend who called me one day crying. Her boyfriend of 2 years dumped her for another girl...and she had this cockamamie idea to make him cookies, use her key to let herself into his apartment, and leave them for him....when she got there, she saw all her photos in a garbage bag along with all the stuff she had given him and started crying and left to call me to see what she should do.

So I will tell you just like I told her....YOU DO NOT REWARD BAD BEHAVIOR. If you were in the "wrong" you could apologize but you're not, so don't. Ignore her dumbass, keep your pets on a leash, and don't respond if she speaks to you. Document it and go to the office with the information.

12/9/2008 9:21:21 PM

^^wow had seen you post in awhile. Could be cause I have not been paying attention though.

[Edited on December 9, 2008 at 9:21 PM. Reason : ^]

12/9/2008 9:21:50 PM

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"Don't swear towards her, and don't raise your voice/show emotion. Stay calm, collected and civil. You don't want to tarnish your reputation. "

Seriously. It's funny to watch how crayzee the Crayzee people get if you just stay calm and cool as a cucumber during their outbursts.

I've encountered so many adults that act like damn children and throw things when they don't get their way.

Acting calm just makes them angrier and more ridiculous and it is FUNNY

12/9/2008 9:22:36 PM

not gonna lie

i lol'ed

Quote :

"OH MY GOD Throw some paragraphs on that bitch! "

12/9/2008 9:31:40 PM

so did you cut the bitch yet?

12/10/2008 1:35:02 PM

I say you shoot them all. The dogs, her, anyone else that might live there. And if your apartment isn't attached, burn her shit to the ground.

Yep, that is the sane, rational action I would take.

12/10/2008 2:16:12 PM

This is what passes for drama nowadays?

12/10/2008 2:32:29 PM

hit 'er with a shovel

next question

12/10/2008 2:34:36 PM

keep your dogs on a leash and avoid her if at all possible. the last thing you want is some crazy bitch that KNOWS WHERE YOU LIVE hating you.

i think i would probably give her the "wow you're crazy look" when i was forced to be in close quarters, but other than that i would just stay away.

12/10/2008 2:47:08 PM

So, after reading, this is all I get:

1. You don't know how to use the Enter key
2. You don't keep your dogs on a leash, even though you've been specifically told to do so
3. Your neighbor is a crazy bitch
4. You're fat?

12/10/2008 2:55:59 PM

you two should just eat each others cunts

she probably just wants you, and i'm sure her overaggressive behavior has you at least a little excited

12/10/2008 4:04:11 PM

twoozles loves a good feud

[Edited on December 10, 2008 at 4:39 PM. Reason : .]

12/10/2008 4:39:13 PM

i've just been avoiding her so far, decided against the whole try to make nice routine

12/10/2008 5:06:20 PM

http://www.lookhereforhomes.com

12/10/2008 6:24:23 PM

poison those goddamn pomeranians.

12/10/2008 8:02:23 PM

saw my neighbor this morning... had her dogs off the leash as usual...mumbled something about how we shouldn't take our dogs out at the same time. i just walked on by

12/15/2008 7:49:37 AM

You should tell your front office that she walks her dogs without a leash. Let them put a warning on her door or something.

12/15/2008 8:44:14 AM

I lol'd

12/15/2008 11:09:17 AM

dang

12/15/2008 11:38:18 AM

I have a 12 foot Boa that I feed large rabbits to, Im sure she can fit a Pomeranian in her mouth. Would you like me to bring her over, Ill just hide her in a bush outside her apartment and when she opens the door to walk the dogs, the dogs will never bark again...

12/15/2008 2:24:39 PM

this just confirms my assumptions about people who own pomeranians.

12/15/2008 3:05:01 PM

i'm contemplating whether or not i should say something to the ladies in the office. she technically has a leash on them but she rarely actually holds the leash and so they come bark at my dogs all the time

12/15/2008 5:57:02 PM

this morning at 4:30 AM that bitch had her yappin ass dog pacing outside my apartment
mady was going insane and i was tempted to stick my head out and throw something at her

1/11/2009 11:38:08 AM

dogs LOVE antifreeze...

1/11/2009 11:50:26 AM

1/11/2009 2:04:46 PM

I think what the BOTH of you need is Ceaser Milan (sp?) to come visit get your dogs straightened out then no more barking and bitching btw neighbors.

You got to be the leader of your pack!

1/11/2009 2:10:21 PM

cesar milan is an over-hyped fruit.

1/11/2009 2:29:21 PM

what my dog needs is a talent agent

1/11/2009 2:32:32 PM

^^you're an over-hyped fruit

1/11/2009 2:39:08 PM

what my dog needs is a talent agent trainer

1/11/2009 2:41:38 PM

so, this morning i was outside with both of my dogs when this bitch comes walking out... holding one of her dogs and the other off the leash of course. penny ignores them but mady goes a little insane, as usual. she picks up her dog's leash and walks off to another side of the building and i take my dogs around to the opposite side. my dogs are done so i walk back to the back of the building to go back up to my apartment. i didn't think anything of it because she had gone off to some other part of the yard. but of course she is back there with her dogs again. mady growls and penny ignores them and i'm like oh well. but this bitch has the audacity to say to me... "WHY WOULD YOU COME AROUND HERE WHEN YOU KNEW WE WERE HERE?? YOU ARE A COMPLETE IDIOT!!"
i already left a message at the office and should be getting a call back in an hour or so.

2/19/2009 7:36:06 AM

Oh man, I'd have a hard time holding my tongue to that. I'd verbally tear her a new one.

2/19/2009 7:37:10 AM

i just don't speak to her because i have this problem where when i get really angry i do nothing but spew obscenities

2/19/2009 7:38:47 AM

hahaha I love being mad, it allows me to articulate my issues clearly.......sometimes.

2/19/2009 7:41:16 AM

punch that bitch in the ovaries!

2/19/2009 8:34:14 AM

rawr rawr rawr crazy bitch

rawr rawr rawr bitch

rawr rawr rawr you're fat

that's the lamest neighbor drama ever

2/19/2009 8:40:33 AM

Wait by the dumpster with a revolver. When she goes to take out her trash, say "GARBAGE DAY!!!", then shoot her. Stand around for a few seconds afterward staring at your gun and laughing.

2/19/2009 9:09:49 AM

wow.

2/19/2009 9:21:55 AM

you don't have to take her verbal abuse. just take a deep breath and calmly tell her to go fuck herself.

but seriously....don't let someone walk all over you like that or they will keep on doing it until you stop them.

2/19/2009 9:25:00 AM

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"Wait by the dumpster with a revolver. When she goes to take out her trash, say "GARBAGE DAY!!!", then shoot her. Stand around for a few seconds afterward staring at your gun and laughing."

Best idea yet.

2/19/2009 9:27:46 AM

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i7gIpuIVE3k

2/19/2009 9:31:29 AM

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"step 1: neighbor gives you the evil eye step 2: You say "BITCH, WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU LOOKING AT? MIND YOUR FUCKING BUSINESS" step 3: profit"

2/19/2009 10:03:44 AM

im not reading this cause some ass fuck fucked the page up, but i know its about animals from what ive seen,





[Edited on February 19, 2009 at 10:31 AM. Reason : lol]

2/19/2009 10:20:23 AM

Quote :

"so, this morning i was outside with both of my dogs when this bitch comes walking out... holding one of her dogs and the other off the leash of course. penny ignores them but mady goes a little insane, as usual. she picks up her dog's leash and walks off to another side of the building and i take my dogs around to the opposite side. my dogs are done so i walk back to the back of the building to go back up to my apartment. i didn't think anything of it because she had gone off to some other part of the yard. but of course she is back there with her dogs again. mady growls and penny ignores them and i'm like oh well. but this bitch has the audacity to say to me... "WHY WOULD YOU COME AROUND HERE WHEN YOU KNEW WE WERE HERE?? YOU ARE A COMPLETE IDIOT!!" i already left a message at the office and should be getting a call back in an hour or so."

So what, the bitch expected you to wait for her dogs to get finished before you could go back to YOUR OWN apartment. You are a way better person than I am, because I would have chewed that bitch out. Something along the lines of "Oh, sorry bitch, I didn't realize I needed your fucking permission to go back into my own fucking apartment" And I probably would have thrown some more f-bombs in there for emphasis.

2/19/2009 10:24:31 AM

tell the office you feel as if you are being harrassed

2/19/2009 10:33:02 AM

set em up

2/19/2009 10:33:35 AM