2 times

2/26/2009 1:10:06 PM

lests go SIDS

2/26/2009 1:10:10 PM

i've got a stick you can pee on

(.....)

2/26/2009 1:19:49 PM

+

2/26/2009 1:23:47 PM

I think he's hoping if I'm preggo I'll quit burlesque

2/26/2009 3:27:10 PM

^ From what you've posted, he sounds pretty controlling. Why doesn't he like you doing burlesque?

2/26/2009 3:34:52 PM

Quote :

"I dated a girl who was always sure she was pregnant, and it was a total drag, almost to the point that I didn't want to have sex with her"

till i got my IUD i used to constantly be worried bout it. I <3 being worry free

2/26/2009 3:39:59 PM

You're slut because you love creampies haha.

2/26/2009 3:41:10 PM

Your boyfriend is an idiot.

2/26/2009 3:41:18 PM

^I have to second that.

2/26/2009 3:45:50 PM

^^I have to third that.

2/26/2009 3:46:46 PM

Quote :

"I got a new corset and he won't let me try it on because it might hurt "the baby.""

what a moron

2/26/2009 3:52:44 PM

Its not a baby yet, haha, that's why that is really stupid.

2/26/2009 3:53:13 PM

hes trying to look concerned, making it less suspicious for when she falls down the stairs

2/26/2009 3:54:52 PM

Haha, oh boy that was funny.

2/26/2009 3:55:31 PM

Quote :

"Why doesn't he like you doing burlesque?"

Not all guys are cool with their girlfriends getting down to pasties in front of other people. He's one of them. It takes a very special type of guy to date a burlesque dancer.

I think he wants to domesticate me..me being pregnant would do that to a degree but that's not the best way to solve relationship problems.

2/26/2009 4:23:58 PM

i dunno, pregnant burlesque would definitely be a niche market

2/26/2009 4:27:59 PM

I like how you don't deny that he's an idiot.

2/26/2009 4:29:24 PM

youre a disgusting pig of a woman

2/26/2009 4:29:39 PM

Dunno, I see lots of people looking for lactating women on craigslist.

2/26/2009 4:33:36 PM

sounds like you got a great relationship going

2/26/2009 4:33:56 PM

this thread is a sadly misplaced cry for help

2/26/2009 4:38:13 PM

Actually, I think that fetus-friendly corsets might be a better niche market.

2/26/2009 4:40:51 PM

Quote :

"I think he's hoping if I'm preggo I'll quit burlesque"

i was going to suggest this and decided against it

but seriously, if it takes a special guy to date a burlesque dancer, why not dump this dude and find someone who actually supports you???

[Edited on February 26, 2009 at 4:53 PM. Reason : lsdkfjdf]

2/26/2009 4:43:19 PM

exactly

2/26/2009 4:43:37 PM

YEAH, FUCK THIS GUY!

2/26/2009 4:45:43 PM

joe schmoe can see da real

2/26/2009 4:46:08 PM

if you need a non-white guy to help you out


just holla at ya boy.

2/26/2009 4:59:54 PM

yeah, cuz a big voluptuous caucasian gal really needs some of that azn weiner.


anyhow, socially speaking, you guys are "whiter" than most white guys. you need to embrace this fact and move beyond it.




[Edited on February 26, 2009 at 5:08 PM. Reason : ]

2/26/2009 5:07:33 PM

well give em credit,

they breakdance better than black people

and also do hair n nails better than black people

[Edited on February 26, 2009 at 5:08 PM. Reason : d]

2/26/2009 5:08:15 PM

wait, nc86 is asian? god, that makes those awful lyrics and poetry threads all the more hilarious.

2/26/2009 5:08:50 PM

Quote :

"and also do hair n nails better than black people"

lord, you aint jokin'. 'Little Thailand' out here in South Seattle is off the hook with that shit.

2/26/2009 5:10:58 PM

so you're dating a retard - this isn't much of a shock really

heh just read more of the thread - he doesn't support what you do as well - this will end well - please post updates djeternal style

[Edited on February 26, 2009 at 5:16 PM. Reason : update]

2/26/2009 5:15:07 PM

Holy retarded.

2/26/2009 5:22:26 PM

Quote :

"wait, nc86 is asian?"

2/26/2009 5:44:35 PM

You should show your bf this thread.

Or dump him.

Or both.

2/26/2009 5:47:11 PM

Rule #1 in the Pimp Handbook: Can't turn a ho into a housewife.

2/26/2009 5:47:15 PM

Quote :

"This is one doodle that can't be undid, homeskillet."

2/26/2009 6:29:29 PM

haha, this is mega weird. Good luck with that.

2/26/2009 6:31:09 PM

you know what's funny? my ex-roommate's name was Rachel Marie ________.

I wonder if she's RachelMarie. Really wouldn't surprise me.

2/26/2009 6:31:35 PM

dump his ass.

you don't need anyone telling you what to do.



holla at me afterwards

2/26/2009 6:37:13 PM

^^ how about you go look at her photo gallery, then come back and finish your report.

2/26/2009 6:38:34 PM

i was gonna say...

i know theres a pic or 2 of her around here..

2/26/2009 6:39:58 PM

Quote :

"you know what's funny? my ex-roommate's name was Rachel Marie ________. I wonder if she's RachelMarie. Really wouldn't surprise me. "

Not I. Never had a roomate

[Edited on February 27, 2009 at 8:18 AM. Reason : /]

2/27/2009 8:18:28 AM

Quote :

"It takes a very special type of guy to date a burlesque dancer. "

he's obviously not that special type of guy, so you should either drop the guy or drop the burlesque dancing. Based on your thread, it sounds like you'd be better of dropping the guy.

2/27/2009 8:32:03 AM

hey i pee on a stick too, gotta test those ketones yo

2/27/2009 8:35:26 AM

Quote :

"It takes a very special type of guy to creampie a burlesque dancer"

2/27/2009 8:35:50 AM

its a wee bit too early to take a test.....


the fetus doesnt implant until day seven post conception.



the earliest you can take a test is 5 days before your expected period start day.


there will not be enough hcg (pregnancy hormone) floating around until then. a better chance of detecting hcg occurs the day you miss your period or after that day.

2/27/2009 10:17:58 AM

ATTN: RachelMarie

2/27/2009 10:34:37 AM

set em up

2/27/2009 10:38:22 AM