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3/14/2009 4:53:38 AM

are you hungover?

cause i am!!

3/14/2009 11:23:47 AM

my teeth hurt

3/14/2009 12:43:11 PM

will i see you out tonight?


i hope so!

3/14/2009 2:06:40 PM

i feel great today


looking forward to drinking more listening to some 80's music tonite



and why did you call me this morning if it wasnt for a ride to your car?

3/14/2009 2:07:40 PM

How much should I drink tonight?

3/14/2009 2:25:47 PM

should i go to briar creek or downtown? i need to know soon

3/14/2009 2:27:11 PM

to the point that you don't remember


unless you have some ass coming your way, and in that case enough to get you drunk but not past the point of no return

3/14/2009 2:27:16 PM

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"to the point that you don't remember unless you have some ass coming your way, and in that case enough to get you drunk but not past the point of no return "

prolly will.. although i did wake up in a random hotel this morning.

d'oh

3/14/2009 2:32:35 PM

hahahahahaha i bttted this last night and then promptly passed the fuck out

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"whats this about?"

haha theres an old tke story involving me and a toilet that i will not retell here, suffice to say the toilet won

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"SAPS< WHY IS IT SO DAMN BIG?"

its a little known fact that blue people always have large dongs, papa smurf is hung like a champ, and he loves getting his ass licked

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"Is it true that you can't truly find yourself unless you first get yourself lost?"

i dont know, i have a gps so i never get lost

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"are you hungover?"

actually i woke up this morning in full speed, i feel great, im still riding off the high of my first quality meeting though

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"will i see you out tonight? "

if youre lucky

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"and why did you call me this morning if it wasnt for a ride to your car?"

it was but i found another ride, and when you called like 3 million times i was in a meeting, but seriously, thx for calling back, youre awesome

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"How much should I drink tonight?"

depends on what your goals are for the night, party=a lot, sex=a little

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"should i go to briar creek or downtown?"

im going downtown, so you should too

3/14/2009 4:45:43 PM

booo downtown

yay 80's band

3/14/2009 4:51:27 PM

we'll see, im leaving my options open

3/14/2009 4:52:14 PM

speaking of 80s band...what's your favorite song from the 80s?

3/14/2009 4:56:11 PM

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"what's your favorite song from the 80s?"

i could answer this question different everyday, so lets just say that at this very moment it is obviously kiss by prince

3/14/2009 4:58:47 PM

oh wow... that's a tough one- i mean, there is GnR, there is Michael Jackson, there is anything phil collins, then there are all the one hit wonders....

alot of good classic 80's music to choose from there

3/14/2009 4:59:46 PM

get your own questions thread you jerk

3/15/2009 3:14:51 AM

what will get rid of my IBS?

3/15/2009 4:16:56 AM

couple bananas, some almonds, some yogurt, some bread, peanut butter, and an apple

3/15/2009 4:19:50 AM

if i wanted to eat health food, i prolly wouldnt have IBS in the first gotdam place

and i dont remember your name being "saps"





[Edited on March 15, 2009 at 4:21 AM. Reason : ]

3/15/2009 4:20:25 AM

i thought anyone could answer the easy ones...

3/15/2009 4:21:33 AM

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"what will get rid of my IBS?"

buttsex

3/15/2009 9:00:15 PM

i tried that with your mom, but she just made me breakfast burritos the next morning. didn't help my IBS at all.

3/15/2009 9:21:43 PM

well duh

i mean its burritos

when have burritos ever helped you not shit

3/15/2009 9:24:36 PM

saps do you still love me?

3/15/2009 9:25:11 PM

apparently i cant talk anymore

3/15/2009 9:27:06 PM

where are my keys????

3/15/2009 9:29:17 PM

cancel.

3/15/2009 9:40:50 PM

do you pick penis?

3/15/2009 10:49:25 PM

if i was in rio, id find the chick with biggest adams apple!

3/15/2009 11:16:23 PM

Do you hold gruges?

3/15/2009 11:24:24 PM

i never hold grudges and i hate burning bridges, i dont remember the last time ive been mad for more than a few days

3/15/2009 11:30:40 PM

Do you tell lies? Or one sided stories?

3/15/2009 11:32:57 PM

Do you like to move it, move it?

3/15/2009 11:33:21 PM

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"Do you tell lies?"

everybody has lied, but i try to be honest and upfront with everyone i know

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"Or one sided stories?"

as we all know i LOVE telling stories, and they are from my point of view but i do try and be as objective as possible and empathize (sp?) with whom the story may be about, but i'm no jaybee when it comes to objectivity

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"Do you like to move it, move it?"

i fucking love to move it move it

3/16/2009 12:25:22 AM

i knew it!

3/16/2009 12:26:59 AM

What are the top 3 things you look for in a woman?

Not physically, like philosophically or some shit

3/16/2009 12:27:40 AM

haha, the legend of my objectivity grows

3/16/2009 12:27:47 AM

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"What are the top 3 things you look for in a woman? Not physically, like philosophically or some shit"

first and foremost she has to laugh at my stupid jokes

after that i have to enjoy her stupid jokes

after that nothing else matters

3/16/2009 12:46:39 AM

i could waste some time while i do laundry

3/16/2009 8:46:44 PM

Who's out first? Cal or Illinois?

3/16/2009 8:58:18 PM

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"Who's out first? Cal or Illinois?"

knowing my luck, both out in the first round

ima say cal though

3/16/2009 9:03:21 PM

apparently im an attention whore

3/19/2009 9:46:05 PM

WHHAAAAAAT?!?!?!?!

3/19/2009 9:52:09 PM

surprising?

3/19/2009 9:56:52 PM

OKAAAAAAAAAAYY!!!!!!!!!!!!!

3/19/2009 9:59:34 PM

other than a check cash advance, a loan from the bank, or a credit card(which i dont have), whats a way i can get $700 by this weekend?

3/19/2009 9:59:41 PM

didn't cal lose to MD earlier today???

3/19/2009 10:00:09 PM

what is one thing that you are terrified of happening in your life?

[Edited on March 19, 2009 at 10:01 PM. Reason : even if it is unreasonable]

3/19/2009 10:00:46 PM

what should justin and i do our first dance to?

3/19/2009 10:03:19 PM

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"other than a check cash advance, a loan from the bank, or a credit card(which i dont have), whats a way i can get $700 by this weekend?"

drugs, prostitution, robbery

wait...did you mean legally? shit man i dont do legal things, maybe a loan from a family member or loaded friend

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"didn't cal lose to MD earlier today???"

yes and i have both of them, although i think at this point my best bet is for vazquez to get hot so go maryland

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"what is one thing that you are terrified of happening in your life?"

drowning or choking to death

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"what should justin and i do our first dance to?"

clearly the best choice is business time

its business, its business tiiiiiiime

[Edited on March 19, 2009 at 10:05 PM. Reason : .]

3/19/2009 10:03:41 PM