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"i also thought my stuffed animals would be mad/jealous if they couldn't all sleep in my bed with me. so i slept with like 50 stuffed animals AND made my bed every morning arranging them in a very meticulous fashion (i didn't want to put animals next to each other that didn't like each other)"

Wow, that's kind of creepy... it must be a girl thing.

I never really had "imaginary" pets/friends or anything like that.

[Edited on March 18, 2009 at 5:05 PM. Reason : ]

3/18/2009 5:05:10 PM

haha why is it creepy!! i think all girls did this. bottombaby said she did, too and like all my friends were the same way. definitely a girl thing.

3/18/2009 5:25:10 PM

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"AND made my bed every morning arranging them in a very meticulous fashion (i didn't want to put animals next to each other that didn't like each other)"

Wow this and only judging people behind their backs, you are the kind of person that makes me sick. Always gossiping, hating behind peoples backs, making up rumors. They're fucking stuffed animals, they don't like or not like each other. I bet you spend the majority of your time with friends talking about other people. Get a fucking life you prick.

3/18/2009 5:27:31 PM

hahaha you obviously missed the judging behind people's backs thing. i'll give you a hint: it wasn't serious.

but when i was 4 i didn't know my stuffed animals didn't care. i thought i was being very polite and courteous honoring their requests and considering their feelings. thats like, the opposite of a prick.

[Edited on March 18, 2009 at 5:29 PM. Reason : .]

3/18/2009 5:28:52 PM

I think he likes you, khcadwal

3/18/2009 5:29:13 PM

naw tttt I don't like anyone on this site

3/18/2009 5:29:56 PM

I used to think that if you pointed a flashlight into the sky, aliens would somehow see the beam of light and come to kill all of humanity.

3/18/2009 5:48:02 PM

Old black and white TV shows and pictures meant people once saw everything in black and white.

3/18/2009 5:57:33 PM

I used to think that God would let people be reincarnated if they wished. I didn't see any reason why God wouldn't let you come back and live life again if you wanted to.

I also wanted a black brother.

3/18/2009 6:03:00 PM

Lint removers were actually "penis scratchers." Me and my sister were lip synching, and I had a lint remover as my microphone, and my sister said, "OMG, Bridget, that's a penis scratcher! Put it down!!" And I believed her for a long ass time.

Posterity was the same thing as prosperity.

Beer was gross.

Oprah and Aretha Franklin were the same person.

Which was spelled witch.

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"ohh yeah i freaked out if my toes hung over the bed because i thought there was a witch or somethin that would get them. but if they were on the bed it was ok"

It was definitely a witch under my bed, and I would test her by leaving a limb out there.

I was also afraid someone would slice up my Achilles tendons in the movie theater.

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"The ABC store was where teachers went to get school supplies. later I discovered how right I actually was."

Same here. And AHA.

3/18/2009 6:03:33 PM

Wow you guys were stupid as fuck as kids. I used to go out on my own and ride my bike across town all the time and do all sorts of shit like an adult, not believing in a bunch of stupid shit.

3/18/2009 6:08:01 PM

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"Wow, that's kind of creepy... it must be a girl thing."

No, it's just creepy.

3/18/2009 6:12:18 PM

^^Thinking you didn't believe stupid shit when you were growing up kinda makes you the "stupid as fuck" one.

And I'd rather be a stupid as fuck kid than a stupid as fuck 23-year-old.

3/18/2009 6:19:26 PM

No I'm smarter then you now and I didn't believe stupid shit as a kid. My parents never lied to me about Santa Claus, the Tooth Fairy, God or whatever so they kept it real so I wasn't a little stupid piece of shit like you.

3/18/2009 6:21:24 PM

i used to believe that if i prayed before i asked my parents for something then they would always say yes!

3/18/2009 6:25:07 PM

^^Whatever mental illness trashy family drug problems you've got going on do not justify the way you are behaving right now.

3/18/2009 6:52:06 PM

I thought that the yellow first down line on tv was real and they would paint it and erase it all the time during the middle of the game.

I also thought my dad cooked him self in the oven once

And he got trapped in the wall once.

I also thought that no one knew that I would make up my own words to the hymns at church even though I sung at the top of my lungs.

I thought that if I touched barbies boobs I was having sex.


I had an imaginary friend that kept changing colors. But I don't really remember him, my parents just tell me the stories of him.

[Edited on March 18, 2009 at 6:56 PM. Reason : ]

3/18/2009 6:55:44 PM

^^Nope I'm clean and my family has never done drugs

you are rhong again

3/18/2009 7:02:03 PM

At a birthday party, these fuckers were tryna serve milk with the cake, and I thought milk was disgusting so I lied and told them I was lactose intolerant. Then when they came around with the ice cream, I was like, "Hell yeah! Lemme holla at some ice cream yo." They thought this was so adorable that they told my father when he came to pick me up.

My dad did not think it was adorable and punished me for lying about being lactose intolerant by saying I couldn't have ice cream for a month...which lasted a whole five minutes before we stopped at Goodberry's on the way home.

^I wasn't saying your family did drugs. I was just making a quick list of all the things you've been bitching and moaning about on here for the past few months...to be clear, I was talking about your family problems, drug problems, problems with mysteriously blacking out, roommate/friend problems, problems with being committed to a mental institution, legal problems...

[Edited on March 18, 2009 at 7:06 PM. Reason : ]

3/18/2009 7:02:43 PM

My dumbass old friend used to say he was allergic to milk up until age 18 but always drank milkshakes like a champ. He also thought he was allergic to grass b/c it made him itch, what a fucking dumbass.

3/18/2009 7:04:37 PM

^AHAHA, he sounds awesome.

3/18/2009 7:06:43 PM

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"I thought that the yellow first down line on tv was real and they would paint it and erase it all the time during the middle of the game."

I used to think this too

3/18/2009 7:10:02 PM

I used to think that different races/ethnicities had different colored pee. I thought black ppl had purple pee & azns had green. I told my mom once I wished I was black or azn so I could see what having nonyellow pee was like. she promptly laughed & corrected me.

I also thought that "bridge ices before road" meant thatat there was always ice just at the edge of the bridge, year round. I couldn't figure out how ice would stay frozen during the summer...

3/18/2009 7:10:13 PM

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"I believed that it would hurt the feelings of my stuffed animals if I didn't sleep with one of them at night, so I piled all of them in my bed. If one would fall off the bed, I would tell it that I was sorry."

I did that too!

3/18/2009 7:11:51 PM

I sneaked into your rooms and raped your stuffed animals as a child.

3/18/2009 7:19:55 PM

^ ewww furry

3/18/2009 7:23:13 PM

one of my friends told me in elementary school she would hump her pillow and get off from it.

3/18/2009 7:24:12 PM

one of your "friends" huh...


and the yellow down line used to confuse me during football games too... by the time i finally asked my dad about it i was way too old to have not known better

3/18/2009 7:56:39 PM

the house i grew up in had several monsters in it; one under the basement stairs, one in the back of the attic, one in the pantry, and one that lurked in the hallway. but they all turned invisible and went to sleep during the day.

[Edited on March 18, 2009 at 8:18 PM. Reason : unless it was storming. they could come out during storms too.]

3/18/2009 8:17:52 PM

i also thought the boogey man lived in my aunt's foyer and looked like this:

3/18/2009 8:27:38 PM

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"I also thought that "bridge ices before road" meant thatat there was always ice just at the edge of the bridge"

One time when I was 4 or so I watched E.T. the Extraterrestrial and got so convinced that E.T. was hiding in my dresser that I wouldn't go upstairs the rest of the night.

3/18/2009 8:29:02 PM

i used to think the Walnut St. Waffle House sign made lightning

3/18/2009 8:30:31 PM

I thought that if I can't see you, you can't see me.

There were people inside the radio.

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"I also thought that "bridge ices before road" meant thatat there was always ice just at the edge of the bridge, year round. I couldn't figure out how ice would stay frozen during the summer..."

the only thing said so far that I thought too.

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"one of my friends told me in elementary school she would hump her pillow and get off from it."

Many kids do that.

3/18/2009 9:51:51 PM

I used to think dildo was just a funny word and I would go around calling my friends that in school.

3/18/2009 9:58:21 PM

I had no clue what "horny" meant and would use it incorrectly. My mother tried to correct me, but all she did was confuse me.

3/18/2009 10:00:05 PM

so when i was like 6 or 7 one of the older girls in my neighborhood told me that bitch was the word for a female dog and fuck was the word for a female pig and convinced me that i should write it in chalk on the sidewalk in front of my house. so there i was writing FUCK really big and drawing little pink pig next to it. i got in so much trouble

3/18/2009 10:12:26 PM

My 2nd grade teachers did a great job convincing me leprechauns were real.

3/18/2009 10:13:43 PM

WHERE DA GOLD AT

3/18/2009 10:14:08 PM

-that baby and young animals would steal my toys for themselves to play with if i left them outside
-a house near my grandma was occupied by the count from sesame street and that at night i had to hide when driving past it or he would attack me
-that if i punched a hole in the tv that i could go inside and hang out with the characters on tv
-really bad sunburns is what turned people black

3/18/2009 10:34:39 PM

so did you ever man up and punch that hole in the tv?

3/18/2009 10:35:55 PM

as i typed it i thought about it i think i used to put my hand to it a lot and close my eyes expecting to be brought in, but at the same time never really truly believe it and didn't hit the tv with anything hard.

3/18/2009 10:39:14 PM

tv screens are surprisingly hard. When I flipped out I hit mine with a machete a good 5-10 times and only got scratches, no glass broke off.

3/18/2009 10:42:00 PM

There was a toilet monster that would jump out when i flushed. then my folks got on me for not flushing. at some point i decided that toilet monster was allergic to light (or dark, i don't remember) so for a while after that i would pee, and then try to hit the flusher and the light switch at the same time while running out of the bathroom.

3/18/2009 11:14:01 PM

I was scared to go downstairs after my bed time because I thought my mom would take her skin off and watch TV downstairs as a skeleton.

3/18/2009 11:42:07 PM

-used to think someone would set the corner of the house where i slept on fire
-thought that if you 'threw something away' that meant you opened the door and threw it out
-kid i hung out with in college told his brother that if he turned the lights on and off over and over that it'd set the house on fire

3/18/2009 11:58:47 PM

i used to think movies were real and 'actors' would actually get hurt/die. i would always wonder how producers would find people willing to die in their movies.

3/19/2009 12:00:24 AM

when i was five-ish i thought a bastard was a type of fish.

my grandma and i went fishing one afternoon where the fish kept stealing my bait.

i told my grandma "i'm gonna catch every one of those bastards"

3/19/2009 12:01:49 AM

that an organized experiment took place in the 1800s to determine what substances were edible, lethal, medicinal, etc. each was administered to an individual and the results noted.

many were sacrificed, but at least we found cheese and chocolate.

also, teachers did not have first names. their profession was known at birth.

[Edited on March 19, 2009 at 12:04 AM. Reason : true story]

3/19/2009 12:02:26 AM

^^ hahahaha

3/19/2009 12:34:47 AM

I definitely thought all my teachers lived at school, and would get mad if I saw them in public. I always wanted to tell them to go back to their homes haha

3/19/2009 1:37:35 AM