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4/25/2009 11:54:09 AM
i don't know why i love this website so much, but i do. i think i like these better than the fmls.
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4/26/2009 8:07:06 PM
at first i was likebut then i was like
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4/27/2009 8:24:07 AM
this site is golden
4/27/2009 8:37:43 AM
WOW... this is much better than FML. Keep 'em coming
4/27/2009 12:29:10 PM
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4/27/2009 12:53:26 PM
There is a pizza on my shoulder.
4/27/2009 1:59:51 PM
an entire fuckin pizza? he better thank someone, not hate
4/27/2009 2:14:14 PM
4/27/2009 2:54:23 PM
(870): do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?(1-870): well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic(870): what chic?
4/27/2009 3:15:44 PM
4/27/2009 3:29:34 PM
i'm not sure if i'm ashamed, or not, to say that there is nothing particularly crazy seeming about that scenario [Edited on April 27, 2009 at 4:30 PM. Reason : asdf]
4/27/2009 4:30:20 PM
wonder if they had any bruises when they woke up.
4/27/2009 4:38:49 PM
thats too long for a texttexts should be short and sweet that one should read
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4/28/2009 5:44:26 PM
wait a second... breakfast + helping find car? This is the stuff light switches were designed for.
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4/29/2009 1:06:13 AM
4/29/2009 1:26:21 AM
looks like it was on a monday to me. and i hate when people say unpossible.
4/29/2009 1:31:07 AM
^Monday FTW
4/29/2009 1:33:47 AM
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4/29/2009 7:42:48 AM
lol, wut?
4/29/2009 8:10:02 AM
i find it interesting that so many of these are between people of various area codes.
4/29/2009 10:40:15 AM
isn't that pretty common in college-age people? 704/336/919 I had a 609 during most of college...
4/29/2009 10:45:08 AM
yeah, half my phone list isn't 919 numbers
4/29/2009 10:51:46 AM