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6/26/2009 5:44:34 PM

sorostitute=prostitute

6/26/2009 5:45:07 PM

you realize there is no cure for many STDs right

6/26/2009 5:45:47 PM

I'd imagine you'd have less chance getting a STD banging a chick from an escort service than you would that chick on the 3rd floor of Tucker....

6/26/2009 5:49:00 PM

http://www.meredith.edu/

6/26/2009 6:22:49 PM

99% sure one or more live in the apartment below/across from me. The one I see is nice though

6/26/2009 6:25:23 PM

does happy ending after a massage count?
massage therapist at hotel spa (not massage parlor)

6/27/2009 5:53:19 PM

A guy I work with gets prostitutes but won't eat at a buffett because he thinks they're nasty and germ infested.

True story.

6/27/2009 5:54:08 PM

I know a medical doctor who has boned a hooker or two.

6/27/2009 5:54:59 PM

go to Tomcats in Durham off 70

6/27/2009 5:59:22 PM

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"anyone who has been here for >3 years has boned at least one tww chic and there is a lot of intersection in that set."

6/27/2009 6:02:35 PM

i plan on buying a woman from one of those gook countries if i haven't married in a couple years. gotta crank out some kids to justify my existence and all

thats like ULTRA prostitution

6/27/2009 6:05:40 PM

I have a friend that gets escorts pretty frequently. He has shown me some pictures and they are all really fucking hot. Usually college girls or strippers that just do it to make money on the side. He has a whole system worked out where he actually has them vacuum or do his laundry before he fucks them. He says it has about a 75% success rate.

6/27/2009 6:08:22 PM

that don't sound half bad

6/27/2009 6:11:07 PM

Well, see, that is the beauty of escorts. You pay them by the hour, not by the act. So if they tell you it will be $200 for their "company" for the hour, then you can have them do just about anything.

They don't have to agree to it, but it's worth a shot.

But the only stipulation is that once you cum, the hour is over. So you need to make sure you save the sex until the last 15 minutes or so of the hour.

6/27/2009 6:13:48 PM

she'd have to do the cleaning in a french maid outfit or something, though

6/27/2009 6:16:35 PM

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"I have a friend that gets escorts pretty frequently. He has shown me some pictures and they are all really fucking hot. Usually college girls or strippers that just do it to make money on the side. He has a whole system worked out where he actually has them vacuum or do his laundry before he fucks them. He says it has about a 75% success rate."

haha..that's fucking awesome. where does he find them?

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"i plan on buying a woman from one of those gook countries if i haven't married in a couple years. gotta crank out some kids to justify my existence and all "

i heard a guy on the radio that had a company that specialized in helping guys do this.. it was pretty crazy

6/27/2009 6:19:34 PM

the times he has done it he has had them do it naked

but he has a new thing now that he does. when the chick gets there he has them give him a 30 minute massage. then he has her get in the shower with him and wash him. then he fucks her

not a bad time for $200. I mean, consider how much a 30 minute massage at a spa costs.

^ Honestly, if I remember correctly he just looked up escort services in the yellow pages

[Edited on June 27, 2009 at 6:20 PM. Reason : a]

6/27/2009 6:19:41 PM

yea, that's not that expensive considering at best taking someone out to a nice restaurant and maybe for drinks in hopes of getting laid is gonna run you $100 easy.

6/27/2009 6:22:57 PM

And don't even get me started on the escorts in Vegas. You can fuck a supermodel chick in Vegas for $100

6/27/2009 6:26:52 PM

lol

6/27/2009 6:28:33 PM

prostitution should be legal. I'd much rather pay a chick for sex, then go the bar with my buddies than dealing with some bitch all the time.

6/27/2009 6:34:16 PM

i agree. i mean, there's not really any reason for it not to be legal..except for all the religious bullshit

[Edited on June 27, 2009 at 7:27 PM. Reason : a]

6/27/2009 7:26:55 PM

this thread is relevant to my interests.

6/27/2009 7:30:41 PM

the sad thing is i think we're a far way off from legal prostitution.

6/27/2009 7:31:28 PM

Legal prostitution would be the bee's knees if it was regulated to keep STDs to a minimum.

[Edited on June 27, 2009 at 7:32 PM. Reason : .]

6/27/2009 7:32:05 PM

Then there would be an application process or an std test before actually hitting one of them bitches.

6/27/2009 7:35:21 PM

It would be like the porn industry. They have what? monthly STD tests?

6/27/2009 7:36:01 PM

I should've gotten one in vegas with my gambling winnings

just for the wacky stories, you know?

6/27/2009 7:36:19 PM

George Carlin: "Selling is legal. Fucking is legal. Why isn't selling fucking legal? I can't follow the logic in that at all. In the army, you get a medal for spraying napalm on people. In civilian life, you get arrested for giving someone an orgasm."

I can't help but agree with this logic. This should be a moral issue, not a legal issue.

6/27/2009 10:34:12 PM

Yeah I mean if it's legal I want the ho to be checked and have papers.... Then again she may require you to have test results to.

Which is fine with me.

Oh and if any cute tdub chicks want to "wash my clothes" or "clean my house" or anything else to make some cash.... My inbox is open.

6/27/2009 10:42:59 PM

haha i was downtown in a bad area once and a black chick came up... the convo went a little something like this:

Crazy Black Guy I Knew: "Hey trick, come here".

Trick: "Sup"

CBGIK: "What you do"

Trick: "Mouf, Butt, whateva"

CBGIK: "How much"

Trick: "10, 15"

CBGIK: "Damn you expensive, get outta here"

Trick: (Looking at me) "Can I talk to you a minute?"

Me: "hahahahahaha"

6/27/2009 10:52:05 PM

6/27/2009 11:17:35 PM

when i first moved to atl i was overly polite to hookers trying to pick me up:

hooker: "hey baby, you need a date?"

me: "no thanks, i'm good."

...she drives around the block and picks up her hooker friend...

hooker: "hey baby, you want to have some fun with us?"

me: "nah, i'm good, but thanks anyway"

6/27/2009 11:31:29 PM

Quote :

" mouf butt whateva "

6/27/2009 11:55:07 PM

troopofechos paid me $50 for an hour, but that was me cutting her a deal cuz shes awesome

6/28/2009 12:04:32 AM

yeah man, thanks for changing the oil and mowing the lawn

6/28/2009 12:07:50 AM

What I've always wondered is how making is porn not legally considered prostitution. People are being payed to have sex. Is there a clause for if its for entertainment? The companies, though shady, don't seem to operate in a black market sort of way, so there must be a loophole. I'm not saying it should be illegal, I just wonder how that works legally.

6/28/2009 12:15:48 AM

are you drunk?

6/28/2009 12:17:03 AM

im not not drunk

6/28/2009 12:21:48 AM

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"mowing the lawn"

haha is that what the kids are calling it these days!

6/28/2009 12:23:55 AM

pretty sure slave famous went to china and banged some prostitute once

6/28/2009 12:25:32 AM

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"What I've always wondered is how making is porn not legally considered prostitution. People are being payed to have sex. Is there a clause for if its for entertainment?"

seriously. have the whore sign a release form and video tape it.

6/28/2009 7:55:08 AM

my friend and one of his buddies from app have been in hong kong since september and i think my friend told me that the other guy banged a chinese hooker a while back

6/28/2009 2:46:44 PM

If you're in Hong Kong and not banging Chinese hookers you're doing it wrong.

6/28/2009 2:49:23 PM

they'll hustle u for all ur money if ur not careful. Hide ur wallet

6/28/2009 3:24:28 PM

just go to University Massage on Franklin St



http://www.dailytarheel.com/2.1384/massage-with-not-so-happy-ending-1.161861

6/28/2009 3:34:28 PM

^more, unnecessary proof that Chapel Hill is inhabited by faggots

6/28/2009 3:44:12 PM

he had a chance to get a happy ending for free and it didnt take it, must be gay

6/28/2009 3:48:07 PM

Quote :

"When I got outside all I wanted was a shower. The question that keeps ringing in my head is this: How do we, as members of the town, continue to let this happen? While we in the ivory tower debate selling Playboy Magazine on campus, University Massage, the ugly underbelly of the sex industry, keeps on chugging. Everyone knows about it, but nobody cares enough to do anything. And it makes me sick."

That guy is a pussy.

6/28/2009 3:59:54 PM