i give up trying to explain this

6/30/2009 11:25:02 AM

I think you have some tough questions to ask your husband. He seems to be taking the "you beast fucker" insult a little too literally these days.

6/30/2009 11:25:41 AM

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"^ You realize that fecal matter is not stored in the anus, right?"

well anything longer than 2" usually gets fecal matter on it, so unless the guy is unfortunately short dicked, I don't see how you wouldn't get a "shitty peter" without some washing up in there.

6/30/2009 12:00:13 PM

Also, there are tiny particles left in the rectum that usually only an enema can get out. Soooooooooo yall are some nasty fucks.

6/30/2009 12:06:00 PM

If you're worried about encountering shit, use a sterilizable toy first. Problem solved.

6/30/2009 12:07:36 PM

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"If you're worried about encountering shit, use a sterilizable toy first don't stick your dick in a shithole. Problem solved."

6/30/2009 12:11:51 PM

^seriously... or wear a goddamned condom with the proper lube on the outside of it.

6/30/2009 12:14:23 PM

good conversation. wrong thread.

6/30/2009 12:15:09 PM

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"no, thumper. he picked it up with his opposable thumb, reached around there, and stuck it halfway into his anus. "

I love you, man.

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"you're on an iud and may be married as well why are you using condoms, or are you doing something really odd where condoms will be required"

In addition to the already-addressed assplay...
When we got together, I used to be the sex fiend. And continued to be for a long time. He had every right to think sex would be available whenever he wants it. But that's changed. But I also don't want to deny him sex. Him using condoms if he wants sex and I don't removes one objection of mine (EWWWW SEMEN). I hate being goopy when I hadn't expected to be
He was like "You don't want sex, do you?" and I was like "No, but that's why I bought the condoms that are over there". He was far too grateful

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"^^ if that's the case, that's still easy for a dog to get into. i mean, maybe im out of the norm, but anything i have any concern over my dog getting into goes into a trashcan that's behind a door."

We forgot about it
One of the bathrooms, the door is always closed because...the dog likes to get into the trash
We leave the other one open because he LOVES to drink from the toilet (we think this is because the water is colder than what's in his bowl), and practically never put anything in that trash.

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"That being said, to assplay."

That makes me so

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"you can wash your ass all day, but unless you get an enema there's still a decent chance of getting a shitty peter"

A shitty peter? No. One you'll want to wash anyways? Yes. No one promises a dick will stay clean during anal. Jesus, people.

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"well anything longer than 2" usually gets fecal matter on it, so unless the guy is unfortunately short dicked, I don't see how you wouldn't get a "shitty peter" without some washing up in there."

No. The rectum is usually 4-5" long. Do you usually put things in your ass when you know you've got to shit soon? Because the rectum is just a holding facility until you expel. It's not long-term storage.

[Edited on June 30, 2009 at 12:56 PM. Reason : dfg]

6/30/2009 12:54:36 PM

updates?

9/22/2009 7:36:12 AM