Doesn't matter unless you actually fuck

Everything leading up to that is fair game

Just like you wouldn't actually murder your brother, but you've probably beat his ass several times

Same thing

10/13/2009 12:49:25 PM

^ that sounds really ~

10/13/2009 12:51:31 PM

Then you must come from an ugly gene pool

10/13/2009 12:52:15 PM

Roses

10/13/2009 12:52:37 PM

Pikey needs to post some pics of said cousin so we can evaluate the situation.

10/13/2009 1:10:56 PM

dont forget Pikey is a thinly veiled alias meant to spoof the stereotypical 4chan gamer nerd.

10/13/2009 1:12:19 PM

they're called Kissin' Cousins for a reason, y'all.

Genetically speaking for purposes of reproduction, a second cousin is effectively teh same as a complete stranger.




[Edited on October 13, 2009 at 1:17 PM. Reason : ]

10/13/2009 1:16:27 PM

Thinly veiled??

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"Pikey needs to post some pics of said cousin so we can evaluate the situation."

10/13/2009 1:24:30 PM

A++ would ask you to post again

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10/13/2009 1:32:01 PM

Quote :

"oh dag divababy i used to do it at sleepovers all the time as a kid...i would fantasize about my friends joining in"

and the wolfline one entice me the most.


my highlights are probably...

the bedroom of my exgf when i was 13 and dog sitting for her family
work
car
portajohn at the white house during its easter egg event.

10/13/2009 1:43:24 PM

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"portajohn at the white house during its easter egg event"

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

now lets see here.

Dh hill
caldwell
burger king
in my car on 421 near boone
my cousins house
my ex-gfs house
work
porta john at a construction site

just to name a few

10/13/2009 2:30:53 PM

numerous friends homes.

shower at the neighborhood pool during middle school.

more to come

10/13/2009 2:33:42 PM

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"more to come"

i'll bet.

10/13/2009 2:35:07 PM

Pretty much everywhere

10/14/2009 6:49:37 PM

Mile high club... (solo aviator division)

10/14/2009 9:49:51 PM

your mom's chin, B
your mom's chin

10/14/2009 9:50:51 PM

sooo what you're saying is you people masturbate in random places? weirdos

10/14/2009 9:57:53 PM

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"Abercombie & Fitch "

gross your dick probably still reeks of the store to this day! do you think the people that open everyday just spend like 45 minutes spraying abercrombie cologne everywhere? cause when you walk by the outside of the store at the mall it smells horrible. omg in NYC the scent of cologne lingered for blocks.

10/14/2009 9:59:57 PM

one of you ladies explain this "thigh squeezing". Pikey I would fuck your cousin too bro

10/14/2009 10:03:54 PM

I think Pikey won

10/14/2009 10:45:18 PM

thats not really his cousin. there are tons of girls photos who are on tiny links.

i don't believe that is his cousin for a minute.

its some girl he found on 4chan, i promise.

10/15/2009 9:23:15 AM

i used to have a pair of pants with a hole in the front pocket so i could rub one out while standing at the bus stop. or supermarket. or coffeeshop.



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10/15/2009 2:30:15 PM

yeah, but is what happened to pikey really jerking off? what would it be? a buttjob?

Quote :

"you've probably beat his ass several times"

yes, i'm sure you 'beat' his ass several times indeed...

10/15/2009 2:36:17 PM

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"portajohn at the white house during its easter egg event."

i wish i could be so creative.

10/15/2009 2:46:04 PM

yes, that one is full of win.

10/15/2009 2:48:01 PM

Some dude was watching the White House JO'er with heat vision, showing the rest of his unit, and laffin

10/15/2009 3:05:31 PM