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"well he never had anything to do with me"

Except for passing along some shitty genes.

7/21/2009 9:26:38 AM

nah, i think i got some good ones

i'm a handsome dude

and well proportioned

lovely hair

low blood pressure, low cholesterol

only marks against me are really the gilbert's syndrome and below-average eyesight

can't complain, really

7/21/2009 9:29:09 AM

^ yeah, but i kicked your ass on hillsborough street that day you were posting child porn. you even brought your faggot friend Excoriator, as if he was going to help.


hey, we're getting off topic: is DNL still alive?




[Edited on July 21, 2009 at 11:29 AM. Reason : ]

7/21/2009 11:29:18 AM

The only TWW people's ass I don't think I could kick are Jaybee, gunzz, Zaxappeal, bighitsunday, and dweedle

everyone else would get fucking murdered

7/21/2009 11:30:45 AM

as of last night he was

7/21/2009 11:33:28 AM

yeah plus i posted in the thinking thread like 20 minutes ago

7/21/2009 11:38:21 AM

So Froshkiller, are you often yellowish in the eyes and skin because of gilbert's syndrome? That kinda sucks that your father committed suicide, even if you didn't know him, the fact that your biologicial father killed himself has to be in the back of your mind. No one is that heartless, well, actually I'm not entirely sure about that. Anyway, if DNL has managed to stay alive this long without killing himself, I'm pretty sure he wants to live too much to resort to the most selfish act imaginable.

[Edited on July 21, 2009 at 11:40 AM. Reason : -]

7/21/2009 11:39:34 AM

joe_schmoe is delusional

also: Apocalypse's sock puppet

anyway

Stimwalt

i was born jaundiced but have never noticed yellowish eyes or skin

i didn't know i even had the condition until last year's blood test

color me surprised

which is apparently yellow!

[Edited on July 21, 2009 at 11:40 AM. Reason : thx]

7/21/2009 11:39:49 AM

idk if froshkiller is gonna try to use his voodoo magic psychology on me but i figured he was bullshitting about the father committing suicide thing. but if its true, sorry.

7/21/2009 11:41:10 AM

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"yeah plus i posted in the thinking thread like 20 minutes ago "

didnt see that, my bad

7/21/2009 11:42:18 AM

lol no worries my nig

7/21/2009 11:42:46 AM

nah not bullshitting about that

i went to his funeral and stood in the back

it was very dramatic

everyone on his side of the family was talking reconciliation and shit at the cemetery

but when i went to see his home

everything sentimental had been stripped from it

no portraits, no scrapbooks, no journals

someone had basically wiped his computer

they wouldn't let me see his bedroom

it was a strange experience

7/21/2009 11:44:22 AM

honestly its stuff like that that makes me hate complaining about how life sucks. like someone tells me something and i realize how stupid my probs are.

7/21/2009 11:50:24 AM

well don't get too down about it

it's basically the same as like

hey

i was born without a tail

then the tail i should've had killed itself

[Edited on July 21, 2009 at 11:52 AM. Reason : WHAT HAVE I LOST is the idea]

7/21/2009 11:52:22 AM

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"honestly its stuff like that that makes me hate complaining about how life sucks. like someone tells me something and i realize how stupid my probs are."

no, you're stupid, and your "problems" are the result of years of whining that life owes you something.

just think about this: that family of four that you'll wind up killing in a head-on collision while you're blacked-out, snot-slinging drunk, could be spared if you weren't alive.




[Edited on July 21, 2009 at 12:06 PM. Reason : ]

7/21/2009 12:04:38 PM

Quote :

"that you'll wind up killing"

see this is where u loose

7/21/2009 12:05:31 PM

Frosh is bringing the lulz in here

7/21/2009 12:06:12 PM

Quote :

"DNL : see this is where u loose"

if you ever did finally get a degree from NCSU, i want you to give it back. you're diminishing the value of the rest of ours.

oh, and if you were in the middle of contemplating suicide, don't waste time responding. please carry on.

7/21/2009 12:09:12 PM

joe schmoe is loose!

7/21/2009 12:10:37 PM

fif

7/21/2009 12:10:47 PM

epic suicide going to occur

9/28/2009 2:21:15 AM

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"are we talking about making a commemorative suicide wristwatch?"

I'd love to see some photoshopped samples of what this watch would look like.

9/28/2009 2:24:06 AM

9/28/2009 2:57:13 AM

WHERE THE BORED PEOPLE AT WITH THEIR PHOTOSHOP???

9/28/2009 10:47:23 AM

no one is that bored. just sayin.

9/28/2009 11:13:57 AM

in most situations, suicide is the cowardly way out

9/28/2009 12:05:42 PM

good thread, would read again

9/28/2009 12:06:26 PM

He cannot self-terminate.

You must lower him in the steel.

9/28/2009 12:06:59 PM

when he kills himself, he is reborn as a new alias

I'm AstralAdvent and i approved this message.

9/28/2009 12:12:19 PM

what is this mickey mouse bullshit?

i thought this thread had died already.

9/28/2009 12:21:18 PM

Why would he be on suicide watch when he's having so much fun?

9/28/2009 5:44:10 PM

oh mantis tuna, you and your humor

9/28/2009 7:50:54 PM

this thread increases my already enormous respect for joe_schmoe

9/28/2009 8:53:37 PM

Quote :

"The only TWW people's ass I don't think I could kick are Jaybee, gunzz, Zaxappeal, bighitsunday, and dweedle everyone else would get fucking murdered"

unless youre a ton bigger than you look, i could take care of you in maybe 45 seconds max

9/28/2009 8:57:49 PM

Haha, I was talkin to dweedle earlier today son. I run into him right regularly it seems son.

9/28/2009 8:58:35 PM

more like
dnl suicide, watch?

9/28/2009 9:18:09 PM

you all would feel bad if he actually did it... it wouldnt be a celebration like it would be if that worthless shit bubblebobble did it

9/28/2009 9:21:39 PM

god damn you're a fucking cockface

9/29/2009 1:49:08 AM

that's an amusing mental image

9/29/2009 1:50:30 AM

9/29/2009 1:51:38 AM