2 PAGES OF GAY HOMOSEXUALS

7/21/2009 11:51:44 PM

^ do any of your friends require my services?

7/21/2009 11:53:20 PM

she has an ex-boyfriend that is interested in your services.

7/21/2009 11:59:17 PM

^ zing!

7/21/2009 11:59:59 PM

No need to be weirded out.

I mean, it's not like you kissed a guy that just has his lips wrapped around a wang. Unless he snowballed you, then that would be kinda weird.

7/22/2009 12:01:52 AM

i bet your into that shit arent you?

7/22/2009 12:05:24 AM

hahahahaa

7/22/2009 8:38:10 AM

Did he ever ask for butt secks?

7/22/2009 8:38:54 AM

No he didn't ask for butt secks (to give or receive). But I did find out yesterday that apparently this boyfriend of mine tried to hit on my good friend Desmond (who is gayer than a $3 bill) and Desmond sorta freaked out, but ultimately laughed it off as my boyfriend just joking around with him.

Lucy you probably met Desmond at my wedding. He was the overt homosexual wearing pink and flaunting the rock his boyfriend just bought him.

7/22/2009 8:41:48 AM

the phrase is "queerer than a $3 bill"

7/22/2009 8:42:52 AM

yea i know, but i typed out QUEERER and it just didn't look right i wasn't sure it was a word or not, and the last thing i want is those uber-grammar-nazis yelling at me....again

7/22/2009 8:44:35 AM

^^^ Oh yeah! DESMOND!

7/22/2009 8:45:13 AM

if a guy ask a girl for butt sex ( giving) thats not gay


but if he wants to recieve thats prob gay

7/22/2009 9:20:46 AM

don't feel bad -- my roommate has had I think 3 ex-bf's turn gay and the guys still want her

7/22/2009 9:22:02 AM

I'm not worried that boys won't want me anymore. I'm just honestly creeped out that my blowjobs are being compared to gay guys now.

7/22/2009 9:25:14 AM

just because he gives himself handjobs doesnt mean he is gay

7/22/2009 9:27:50 AM

i don't get why that creeps you out, but whatever.

7/22/2009 9:29:32 AM

It doesn't creep me out, I'm just trying to do the whole attention whore thing right now.

7/22/2009 9:31:10 AM

Why would you be flattered by this?

7/22/2009 1:36:54 PM