i want to love you tenderly.

8/6/2009 11:22:46 PM

Me?

8/6/2009 11:23:08 PM

8/6/2009 11:23:42 PM

mmmmm

8/6/2009 11:24:49 PM

you don't have to pretend about anything

i have no desire to hurt anyone. if that's what you want, it would really be easier for me to just toss you around like donkey kong.

8/6/2009 11:26:16 PM

as a friend ofcourse

8/6/2009 11:26:24 PM

oh ok friends only

8/6/2009 11:26:48 PM

the_Duke but only if he whispers stories about guns in my ear.

He knows I'd ruin his life if I had the chance. I'm not shy about making that known.

8/6/2009 11:29:02 PM

hahaha, whispers about guns during sex?

i don't even know if I could do that without laughing, haha

8/6/2009 11:30:42 PM

at the second post ITT

8/6/2009 11:31:15 PM

pwnt

8/6/2009 11:32:02 PM

Hahhahaa we'd have fun sex then lol

8/6/2009 11:35:23 PM

Quote :

"I just want to bang a lesbian. "

no friends needed



just in case you're not into that sort of thing

8/6/2009 11:40:19 PM

well yeah, i'm just saying that getting mobbed by a pile of hetero-curious lesbians would be fantastic

but one would certainly suffice

[Edited on August 6, 2009 at 11:43 PM. Reason : but what sort of lesbian--by definition--wouldn't want additional women added to the mix? ]

8/6/2009 11:42:08 PM

a monogamy oriented hetero curios lez?

8/6/2009 11:46:48 PM

^ you're doing it wrong

8/6/2009 11:48:08 PM

^^ well, i figure that she wouldn't be a particularly monogamous lesbian if I'm having sex with her

i mean, i suppose there are a handful who have agreed to such an arrangement

8/6/2009 11:50:04 PM

wait, wut?


i meant a lez who is only interested in one physical/ emotional partner at a time.... who might be curious about recieving the dick....... no womern in the picture........ except for the one hetero curious lezzy

8/6/2009 11:52:37 PM

This is so the ambien talking, but I wanna get back to Duke and his guns. Can we go shooting then you bone me down?

8/6/2009 11:54:12 PM

skeet

8/6/2009 11:55:10 PM

had a dude invite me to shoot skeet today , as a matter of fact....

I think i will go.

[Edited on August 6, 2009 at 11:57 PM. Reason : z]

8/6/2009 11:56:53 PM

Listen you can skeet all you want with the proper bedsheets.

Maybe that could be your slogan!

8/6/2009 11:57:32 PM

I think the next time I give a bj I will yell PULL!!! Right before he cums.

8/6/2009 11:59:20 PM

^lol

8/7/2009 12:00:08 AM

^^ keep it up and it will be me you're yelling to.

8/7/2009 12:01:18 AM

Haha if you're a good shot let's do the damn thing

8/7/2009 12:03:06 AM

8/7/2009 12:05:56 AM

I see what you did there and I am available to sample your skeet as well.

8/7/2009 12:08:49 AM

Hypothetical TWW skeet sampling

8/7/2009 12:17:34 AM

J_SUN SAID HE WANTS HIS SKEET SAMPLED\

8/7/2009 12:20:33 AM

"Hypothetically"

8/7/2009 12:23:12 AM

WE ALL KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS, DIVABABY

8/7/2009 12:24:31 AM

IT MEANS YOU WOULD LIKE TO PROVIDE A SAMPLE AS WELL HUH?

8/7/2009 12:28:15 AM

THERE IS ALWAYS THE CHANCE.;..........

8/7/2009 12:30:07 AM

i'll mail it to ya

8/7/2009 12:43:10 AM

whos comin home with me tonight?

8/7/2009 1:24:36 AM

I'm about to go bwn philihp. No lie.

8/7/2009 1:26:10 AM

i am curious what it would be like to fuck a guy but i dont think i have any urge to date or be with a guy. it could also be i get into bed with a man and throw up at the site of his wang.I could get into bed and "gobble" it up...you never know

8/7/2009 6:25:57 PM

that would definitely be a way to get rid of a boner. girl throws up at the site of your equipment

[Edited on August 7, 2009 at 6:29 PM. Reason : not the best way to get ride of one]

8/7/2009 6:27:30 PM

If you were bi you'd be happy with whatever you found under the sheets.

8/7/2009 7:56:21 PM

lucyinthesky


I'd rove rucy rong time

8/7/2009 8:04:43 PM

^ Definitely

8/7/2009 8:08:13 PM

ddd

8/7/2009 8:27:59 PM

i feel like an attention whore... maybe i should make a hypothetical my future gf is leaving me because i am fit

8/7/2009 8:29:37 PM

wha-... waitaminnit... why am i listed ITT?

and only listed by guys....?



i think i might know how taylor hanson feels right about now....

8/7/2009 8:32:32 PM

I would hook up with punchmonk. Just saying.

8/7/2009 9:18:42 PM

excluding girls in relationships , because thats too much hypothetical for me...

im pretty sure that, sadly, ive already hooked up with all the other girls on here worth hooking up with. no names, thats tacky. there may be a couple that im not thinking of, but im pretty sure my to do list is done (and its not a very long list at all ahha)

also let it be known that i pretty much abandoned all interest in any internet dates a few years ago

8/7/2009 9:48:56 PM

Hurley BigEgo mildew

I'm kind of surprised I saw my name in this

8/8/2009 3:06:09 PM

script.

8/8/2009 3:08:48 PM

^ Exactly. Although the first post does not contain a script, so at least the first name she listed was someone that actually put her name down!


Hell, she's pretty much the only person to even get mentioned in this thread now that I think about it. This thread never did do what Hurley intended IMO (Which was to both get him laid and to create discussion on hypothetical TWW hookups son).

8/8/2009 3:16:37 PM