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"Ragged All American 10853 Posts user info edit post were we, no. I consider him kinda a good friend though "

then why dont you do him a favor and tell him to get out while he fucking can. or just show him these threads.

8/7/2009 10:16:56 AM

yeah, we need him posting in here.

8/7/2009 10:17:38 AM

Hah, this thread isn't about attention son.

8/7/2009 10:19:04 AM

HOOCHIE MOMMMA

(ps he's cheating on you)

8/7/2009 10:20:56 AM

or already mentally out. i have stopped having sex with a girl when i was mentally out of the relationship, watching a lot of porn and looking for strange.

if this is what he is doing he will dump you as soon as he finds the first person willing to bone consistently. but, given what you said about his schedule, this is looking unlikely. so bully for you.

8/7/2009 10:23:41 AM

soon, I will swoop in to take advantage of lilalavender in her insecure, vulnerable, rebound state

it'll be awesome

8/7/2009 10:24:16 AM

I highly doubt the "awesome" part

8/7/2009 10:26:09 AM

in a pictorial flow chart, this is what's going on:


lilalavender in a saddened emotional state


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EMCE, the predator, stalking his prey....looking for the right opportunity


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lilalavender and her boyfriend eventually breaking up


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EMCE swooping in to take advantage of the situation, offering my various appendages for lilalavender to cry on....


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lilalavender swooning


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The inevitable awesome bwning that lasts for approximately 3 months


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EMCE realizing that it will never work out.


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lilalavender getting upset, and destroying EMCE

8/7/2009 10:46:36 AM

damn, you're right ScHpEnXeL....this is going to be far from awesome

8/7/2009 10:47:13 AM

is he as drugged up as you are? if he is on any anti-depressants that would kill his libido.

8/7/2009 11:53:19 AM

obligatory "i've got something that'll knock you right out"

8/7/2009 12:03:21 PM

I'd have your legs in the air like fucking goalposts

8/7/2009 1:51:14 PM

wait, i thought she got dumped...did i miss something?

8/7/2009 4:29:20 PM

Lose more weight.

8/7/2009 5:09:52 PM

To topic title:

SIGNED

8/11/2009 1:21:21 AM

that flow chart helps out a lot

thanks EMCE

8/11/2009 1:23:49 AM

i am losing weight....it's just taking it some time. i have till september, labor day weekend(photoshoots)

8/11/2009 5:24:42 PM

im seriously expecting this pic to show up in about 5yr when the humans marrying animals topic comes up for legislation. absolutely as respectable as those "gay penguins" and giraffes wikipedia swears proves animals can be gay and so its natural

8/11/2009 5:32:47 PM

Oh yeah son, people marrying people, people marrying animals. No difference at all there son...

GOD DAMMIT HOW IN THE FUCK DID I MANAGE TO POST IN THIS THREAD?!

8/11/2009 5:35:39 PM

idiot of course there is a difference, one is with animals, the other is with humans. are you fucking high

the point was that one argument rested much of it's worth upon atypical anecdotal evidence from the animal kingdom which may or may not have ever actually existed, and yet the stronger evidence exists for cross species love in the animal kingdom what with their being pictures of it and all, so it follows that when the poopsex people get their way, the "im not hurting anyone by marrying my pet" people will be next in line.

you've been on the internet before right so I'm just going to assume you realize this is not a trivial number of people.

What are you some kind of nazi hate machine or something just declaring that these people have nothing to say and will never ask for protection under law because your mind is just so closed to the idea of people sharing their love with others?

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8/11/2009 5:44:23 PM

i too have until labor day to get into shape

8/11/2009 5:45:02 PM

so is EMCE the pig or the dog? Because one is, y'know, white . . .and the other is black . . . but that isn't how I'd imagine it going down.

8/11/2009 6:21:21 PM

pig

it's a position called "The Tyrannosaurus Sex"

my dong actually goes back through my legs, and she rides me that way...

8/11/2009 6:23:13 PM

^I, too, was wondering that

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8/11/2009 6:23:33 PM

updates?

9/22/2009 5:48:04 AM