come on jason, i can take it. Whatcha got

9/2/2009 11:22:11 PM

yea, i'm gonna have to disagree with that too btw

giving> receiving

9/2/2009 11:22:59 PM

oh, i thought you were talking to me

9/2/2009 11:23:06 PM

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"i don't know if most women enjoy the actual act of it, but come on, who (male or female) doesn't get turned on by being able to give and watch your sign other experience that kind of pleasure. there is something pretty damn satisfying and hot about it."

Agreed. Watching her squirm and hearing her sounds does turn me on while I'm focused on the task at hand.

9/2/2009 11:23:30 PM

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"the return favor"

it only goes one way certain times of the month!

9/2/2009 11:25:08 PM

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"there is something pretty damn satisfying and hot about it."

9/2/2009 11:26:21 PM

The benefits of getting a blowjob are eclipsed by the monumental effort I have to go through to get one.

And this one doesn't like ejaculate (or even pre-come) in her mouth. And I pre-come like gallons. If I'm making out with a real humdinger, I can soak thru my underwear and jeans before they come off.

9/2/2009 11:26:51 PM

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"come on jason, i can take it. Whatcha got"

thats what she said

9/2/2009 11:27:24 PM

the soft skin of the penis, the smell, the hardness, in the shower and

Quote :

"seeing how far I can get it down my throat"

[Edited on September 2, 2009 at 11:29 PM. Reason : in that order]

9/2/2009 11:28:53 PM

deep-throaters are awesome.

I've only encountered one. She was epic. Unfortunately, she was the 2nd girl I ever slept with, and the first one had been a 1-night stand, so I was pretty new to the game. I had no idea what I had with her...if I could revisit that one now, it would be the stuff dreams--or at least adult films--are made of.

9/2/2009 11:34:52 PM

^^ what she said... but I would say the number one thing that i like is how much the other person is enjoying it

[Edited on September 2, 2009 at 11:35 PM. Reason : .]

9/2/2009 11:35:00 PM

a failed attempt at deep throating can be the worst thing ever

9/2/2009 11:41:28 PM

sometimes i think vomit is involved

i don't know about this

but i've heard horror stories

9/2/2009 11:49:54 PM

Pretty much everything about it - the "experience" as it were.

9/2/2009 11:50:50 PM

Pwning noobs on halo/counterstrike/whatev

9/2/2009 11:57:17 PM

When he wags his tail.

9/2/2009 11:58:02 PM

^^^^ there's that

and there's also the girl freaking out and teeth getting involved

9/3/2009 12:03:54 AM

i like watching girls choke

9/3/2009 12:10:59 AM

^who doesn't?

9/3/2009 12:29:32 AM

I am one of those girls TheDuke speaks of. I would love a diet full of dicks lol. I enjoy giving to the point I sometimes wanna give and go the fuck home. Its just that pleasureable for me. Damn I love it.

9/3/2009 12:45:47 AM

I'm kind of upset right now. My girlfriend, well, I fully intend to marry this girl. Some of you might understand, others of you probably don't, and I don't explain it. Anyway, the pill has scatterbrained her sex drive--killed it and her intimacy. She used to be a crazy little nympho and I got blowjobs just by looking at her and smiling, but now she's just REFUSES to do blowjobs. She barely wants to touch my dick aside from guiding it into her--she can't stand touching precum or cum at all.

I got her switched to a lower-dose hormone recently. Hoping this will change some things. Please God, BRING THE MAGIC BACK.

9/3/2009 12:55:18 AM

What are you a doctor or something? Or you just sort of switched the pills on her.

9/3/2009 3:05:53 AM

^^when threads get serious

9/3/2009 5:39:53 AM

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"I can soak thru my underwear and jeans before they come off."

"Oh, zxappeal, you're so wet."

9/3/2009 2:54:14 PM

this thread went from funny to hot to sad fairly quickly

9/3/2009 3:02:32 PM

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"She used to be a crazy little nympho and I got blowjobs just by looking at her and smiling"

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"I fully intend to marry this girl."

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"now she's just REFUSES to do blowjobs. "

9/3/2009 3:24:32 PM

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"Girls pretend to like it because they want to receive as well"

definitely not true in all cases.

9/3/2009 3:27:59 PM

9/3/2009 3:32:06 PM

I'm tired of girls saying that they give the best bjs ever and then just giving "meh" bjs.

I should never have to stop you and pound it myself for 30 seconds while you say AHHHH.

9/3/2009 3:33:00 PM

im so glad i dont encounter that problem

9/3/2009 3:36:20 PM

Stopping someone so you can pound it while they say AHHH?

9/3/2009 3:39:09 PM

well i'll forewarn you


i give horrible head

9/3/2009 3:42:32 PM

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""She used to be a crazy little nympho and I got blowjobs just by looking at her and smiling" "I fully intend to marry this girl." "now she's just REFUSES to do blowjobs."

i think you might be wanting to marry her for the wrong reasons man... sex is a integral part of a relationship but every aspect of it (sex) isn't, and you need to make damn sure it isn't just "the sex is great" before you go for it.

shit great sex can and does bring a lot to the 'table' of a relationship but it can't be the main course (or only main course).

so far for as long as i've known G.O.D there has been only a total of probably a hour when i was around her when i wished i wasn't, she's fantastic company, a awesome friend, smart and stimulating, she's also extremely attractive and sexy. so while sex and the associated stuff (looks and such) are definitely important (let's be honest, you're unlikely to really date or consider someone you find un-attractive to repulsive physically) it's only part of the total deal.

which is why some of you are single, so far you've only found the parts in different people rather than in one.

end sappy shit

9/3/2009 3:42:33 PM

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"Stopping someone so you can pound it while they say AHHH"

exactly. I would never pound myself, that's their job.

9/3/2009 3:48:31 PM

i was enjoying this thread until i got to zxappeal's post

9/3/2009 4:00:07 PM

I think you mistake what I said, Arab13, and whoever quoted it before. I said that I fully intended to marry this girl, and I meant it. That our sex life has had its ups and downs isn't going to affect that, but it does affect the level of happiness in our relationship. Sex is not a necessity for a relationship to exist, but sexual compatibility and intimacy are both major elements in the structure and function of a relationship.

I'd very much like to return to that level of intimacy and openness. It's not a statement of intent to dismiss her, or try to change her, but a matter of relationship dynamics.

And the pills--I convinced her to talk to her OBGYN, I didn't SWITCH them, heh. It really was affecting her adversely (especially her mood and ability to handle stress), and it was an already scheduled appointment, so she was easily switched to something the doctor felt would work better.

9/3/2009 4:23:42 PM

I gave a gf a watch for xmas a while back and she put it on and promptly gave me a dynamite bj and some amazing sex. Afterwards I commented on it and she said something like "If you get sex like that for a watch imagine what you'll get when you give me a ring."

NOT FALLING FOR THAT SHIT.

9/3/2009 4:29:10 PM

this thread is making me hungry

9/3/2009 4:32:05 PM

^hahahahaha

9/3/2009 4:34:59 PM

Quote :

"I gave a gf a watch for xmas a while back and she put it on and promptly gave me a dynamite bj and some amazing sex. Afterwards I commented on it and she said something like "If you get sex like that for a watch imagine what you'll get when you give me a ring." NOT FALLING FOR THAT SHIT."

that's fucking hilarious

9/3/2009 4:35:05 PM

Quote :

""If you get sex like that for a watch imagine what you'll get when you give me a ring.""

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"this thread is making me hungry thirsty"

(not me . . . per se)

9/3/2009 4:49:03 PM

I'm not sure if my wife enjoys my saulty man snot - nor do I care.

9/3/2009 4:55:58 PM

Abrasions inside the lips from my teeth days after. A little friendly reminder.

9/5/2009 1:48:03 AM

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"I fully intend to marry this girl."

Quote :

"Age : 19"

9/5/2009 1:55:51 AM

I love the anticipation right before I am about to blow my load and she realizes it and starts to really fucking go to town on me and I realize she is gonna take it all in her mouth.

fucking hot

9/13/2009 11:22:10 PM

dude.

we get it.

9/13/2009 11:23:57 PM

when you see her take the hair tie off her wrist and pull her hair up... best foreshadowing in the world.

9/13/2009 11:34:17 PM

Quote :

"I gave a gf a watch for xmas a while back and she put it on and promptly gave me a dynamite bj and some amazing sex. Afterwards I commented on it and she said something like "If you get sex like that for a watch imagine what you'll get when you give me a ring." NOT FALLING FOR THAT SHIT."

I haven't lol'd at TWW that hard in some time.

9/13/2009 11:41:49 PM

oh yeah

9/13/2009 11:55:18 PM