only if they're into farting

9/10/2009 8:11:16 PM

curses to page 2 lateness

[Edited on September 10, 2009 at 8:11 PM. Reason : course]

9/10/2009 8:11:31 PM

perhaps they're having sex instead of dinner......


oh wait, this is tww

9/10/2009 8:11:56 PM

that's the beauty of this thread, x+49 poster gets nothing, and x+50 user gets a freebie

9/10/2009 8:12:19 PM

and i never pay attention to the number of posts in the thread either

9/10/2009 8:14:23 PM

you must really love farting

9/10/2009 8:15:07 PM

fo sho

9/10/2009 8:15:12 PM

yay!

9/10/2009 8:15:45 PM

Quote :

"you must really love farting"

brazilian fart porn is #1!

9/10/2009 8:21:33 PM

Quote :

"In my country, a woman's mastery of her gastronomical releases is considered the ultimate aphrodisiac! "

9/10/2009 8:24:05 PM

I would like to have sex again. Someday.

9/10/2009 8:41:04 PM

no

but im all about his disappearing brother

9/10/2009 9:12:52 PM

no just cause i'm copying the person above me. she has good decision making skills.

9/10/2009 9:13:32 PM

^^ Wrong direction, but gg Jen!

9/10/2009 9:14:35 PM

i dont know why that was immediately what i thought of when i saw the thread and that you were the last user. Yall ever find his ass? I can only assume so

9/10/2009 9:16:01 PM

IT'S A GAMBLE

SO NO

9/10/2009 9:16:22 PM

wise pilgrimshoes makes wise posts

yes ⇓

9/10/2009 9:17:15 PM

hmmm...

yes?

9/10/2009 9:18:01 PM

jen pwnt

Just noticed it was below not above (although either position is fine by me) haha

9/10/2009 9:19:06 PM

lol

9/10/2009 9:19:21 PM

risky business, ITT

9/10/2009 9:25:32 PM

Quote :

"i dont know why that was immediately what i thought of when i saw the thread and that you were the last user. Yall ever find his ass? I can only assume so"

My brother has been found. He was most recently caught stealing books from Barnes and Noble. I have been unofficially disowned by my dad and my brother.

9/10/2009 9:50:16 PM

more below sex

9/10/2009 10:15:48 PM

possibly

9/10/2009 10:19:09 PM

Surprise butt sex!

9/10/2009 10:19:37 PM

^ i bet he would

\/ doubtfull

9/10/2009 10:19:38 PM

ewww no

9/10/2009 10:20:55 PM

today... sure!

9/10/2009 10:21:15 PM

ewww no

9/10/2009 10:21:20 PM

See I don't know what ya'll been told
But I gotta get-get me a big bank roll
Yes a fat bag of that sticky and some bad azz hoes
So when I step out on the scene suckas already know
To start hatin', start talkin' about my clothes
You see I'm pimped out come try and knock me for my hoes
I'm a real nigga, so I ain't gon' buy no eddie gold
I ain't gon' trick out with that bitch and ain't gon hang around my foes
I'ma get money nigga, so fuck it I'll kick some doors
Hit the block like the sun, and get rid of all the snow
You can call me a don, cuz of the way I flow
I'm a good role model, just look at me as pro
Yes the gutter raised me, so itz gutter 'til I die
Those suckas hate me, you can see it in they eye
When I come around they frown, then wanna dap me down
But when I leave, them bastards talk about me like a clown
But I don't give a fuck!

9/10/2009 10:21:27 PM

no, i'd give him the old dutch rudder

9/10/2009 10:21:34 PM

only on days that end in 'y'

9/10/2009 10:22:32 PM

today is your lucky day!

or maybe tomorrow?

[Edited on September 10, 2009 at 10:31 PM. Reason : -]

9/10/2009 10:31:24 PM

woop woop

9/10/2009 10:31:52 PM

no

9/10/2009 10:32:34 PM

Oh you would, if I played MMMBop and dressed like Taylor.

9/10/2009 10:35:53 PM

^ i'm not sure that would even work for evan

9/10/2009 10:37:34 PM

only if they have pics of themselves in their gallery

9/10/2009 10:37:39 PM

Pass.

9/10/2009 10:38:15 PM

only if we connect ON THE EMOTIONAL LEVEL

9/10/2009 10:38:41 PM

Quote :

"Oh you would, if I played MMMBop and dressed like Taylor. "

Make it Zac and we have a deal.

9/10/2009 10:40:08 PM

bangttt

10/11/2009 11:37:30 AM

only if they agree to tickle my balls

10/11/2009 11:38:14 AM

only if they're good at math

10/11/2009 11:39:42 AM

hey shawna im pretty good at math... im single. bwn?

[Edited on October 11, 2009 at 11:41 AM. Reason : 800 on SAT math /nerd]

10/11/2009 11:40:16 AM

only if he agrees to post live updates during the sexing

[Edited on October 11, 2009 at 11:40 AM. Reason : ds]

[Edited on October 11, 2009 at 11:41 AM. Reason : damn i only got 790 ]

10/11/2009 11:40:27 AM

^^I know

and I'll tickle your balls

10/11/2009 11:41:10 AM

I am really good at math

10/11/2009 11:41:34 AM

I feel inadequate, I only got 700.

10/11/2009 11:42:38 AM

720 on the math part

10/11/2009 11:46:07 AM