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9/12/2009 10:55:45 PM

You've impregnated women in swimming pool without contact???

And it was fun?!?

Some people are about some fucking weirdness man...

9/12/2009 10:55:46 PM

I keep mine at 98.6 to give the little swimmers a better shot.

9/12/2009 10:57:10 PM

I think I'll impregnate my wife the old fashioned way.

It's the only way to do it!

9/12/2009 10:59:19 PM

Did this in a gated community hot tub in the evening with girlfriend constantly positioning herself at the door not to be walked in on, which I felt only made her look more suspicious and annoyed the crap out of me.

Water is a non-ideal lubricant for men and women--and, at least for me, I've always found the combination of water, temperature, and high-density sanitation chemicals (I've never been in a hot tub that didn't have really intense chemical saturation) has never proven to be ideal for sex.

PROTIP: It was said earlier, but I'll say it again. The trick is to, when you actually get about to putting it in her (and such), get a bit out of the water. The decreased exposure to the water should help things along, but I still don't think it's all that great, unless maybe you get off on the "risk" (oooh, someone might see me, ooooooh!). As far as oral sex in a Jacuzzi, I wouldn't know, my girlfriend would never pop this thing in her mouth after its been saturated in chlorine.

9/13/2009 1:24:18 AM

PROTIP 2: at rural farm supply stores they sell 15lb bags of a powder that when mixed with warm water makes "birthing gel", a slippery sanitary lubricant meant to help birth calves.

9/13/2009 1:39:24 AM

^I'm sold.

9/13/2009 1:40:38 AM

PROTIP 3: At Sam's Club or other bulk-market retailers you can buy a 15LB bag of an ingredient that, when mixed with water and refrigerated, makes a substance called "Jello" used to facilitate female wrestling when mud or pudding is not available.

Actually, pudding options are available too, come to think of it.

[Edited on September 13, 2009 at 3:16 AM. Reason : 1,2,3]

9/13/2009 3:16:29 AM

PROTIP 4: When there are no girls to be found, warm pudding will do the trick.

9/13/2009 3:19:49 AM

warm pudding lol

9/13/2009 3:25:14 AM

Or, apparently, sex with Jacuzzis.

9/13/2009 3:26:37 AM

$240 worth of puddin'?

9/13/2009 3:32:09 AM

Wish I could find the one where he is sexin up the Jacuzzi

9/13/2009 3:34:48 AM

Optimum, put yo ass in that puddin'.

9/13/2009 3:37:39 AM

Quote :

"I keep mine at 98.6 to give the little swimmers a better shot."

"There was an insertion."

9/13/2009 8:58:52 AM

9/13/2009 11:15:52 AM

whats so bad about a uti

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9/13/2009 12:55:00 PM

probably the massive bladder convulsions that make you want to die

9/13/2009 4:20:04 PM

Quote :

"That's one goddamn hell of a will that one cell is going to have to swim through a pool of water, climb into the vagina, and fucking search for the egg."

FACT: This is how Michael Phelps was conceived.

9/14/2009 8:36:58 AM