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9/18/2009 2:48:14 AM

isn't this the second thread titled thus?

9/18/2009 7:46:16 AM

So you had never met this guy before? Did he know that she was your roommate? Dude just walked up and was like "Hello. I don't know you or even your name for that matter. What is your phone number?" and that was it?

9/18/2009 9:23:14 AM

this was at the slut teeter wasn't it? i love that place

9/18/2009 9:23:56 AM

you should email her the link to this thread

9/18/2009 9:28:10 AM

She has a boyfriend though, so why is she all hot and bothered? Also, if a chick is sweating, she's giving off more human pheromones than normal, so that might explain getting hit on. Also, have you considered that maybe this guy is extremely smart, and is hitting on you because he knows you are her roomate. This will drastically improve his chances of getting laid by not just one woman, but perhaps two, and maybe even both at the same time. Then again, dude works at a grocery store, lulz.

9/18/2009 9:35:31 AM

free or not, the right thing to do would be to pay for the cookies.

9/18/2009 9:35:47 AM

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"Also she has a boyfriend. "

this is stupid

9/18/2009 9:59:14 AM

You should read this thread as if the OP is a male and trying to hit his girl roomie. Makes it extra special.

9/18/2009 10:07:03 AM

^ I thought she was a guy the first time I read it and was a little confused

9/18/2009 10:22:47 AM

i started reading this thread....

next thing i know my finger jabs right up my nose

i guess it's better than stabbing my eyeball with a penci

9/18/2009 10:24:07 AM

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"dude works at a grocery store"

enough said

9/18/2009 10:24:07 AM

10 bucks says it's Big4Country

9/18/2009 11:41:18 AM

paper or plastic?

9/19/2009 1:23:20 AM

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"i guess it's better than stabbing my eyeball with a penci "

ok i heart you. but wtf is a penci

and why are you posting on tww when you have restraints built in your bed. your IRL bed.

???? answer me this

9/19/2009 4:02:59 AM

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"WTF IS PENCI"

9/19/2009 4:20:18 AM

Update:

I get up for work today at around 5 a.m. and about two minutes after I shuffle into the kitchen to devour some cereal my roommate comes walking out her door smiling at me. She's all friendly and kind of giggling. And she asks if the guy ever called me, which I said he had but I haven't said anything back to him.

She says "Why not? Mike is hot."
I say, "Seriously? Wtf"
She says " well he's hot. Although he is divorced. And has three children."
I shake my head. "Thats definitely not for me."

She then giggles and then looks kind of worried.
"Did you hear anything? Did we wake you up?"
"...uh no, I'm on my way to work. Why?"
She smiles again and then lifts up her fingers and says "My hand smells like sex. Also I'm drunk." I guess she and her boyfriend had been at it for God knows how long, and that was the reason SHE was awake at 5 a.m.

At that point I tell her politely that I would not like to smell her hand, and that I had to take a shower.


SERIOUSLY?

[Edited on September 19, 2009 at 10:54 PM. Reason : edit]

9/19/2009 10:52:52 PM

Also...

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" this was at the slut teeter wasn't it? i love that place"

Which teeter is the slut teeter?

9/19/2009 10:55:03 PM

Seriously chica, you need a best friend.

9/19/2009 10:56:13 PM

My best friends moved when they graduated, so I don't get to see them much

9/19/2009 10:59:40 PM

9/19/2009 11:00:26 PM

Quote :

"FINGER RELATIONS FUNK"

9/19/2009 11:26:52 PM

Quote :

"APPALLED I AM"

9/20/2009 12:19:49 AM

is finger relations funk like when you scratch your ass and then smell it?

9/20/2009 12:32:14 AM

Well I'll tell you that I think you're a great dialogue writer.

[Edited on September 20, 2009 at 1:11 AM. Reason : thegoodoctor]

9/20/2009 1:11:18 AM

i REALLY regret reading this entire thread.

9/20/2009 4:04:00 AM

Has anyone ever smelled sex and candy?

9/20/2009 7:42:50 AM

the cameron village harris teeter is the slut teeter

9/20/2009 8:00:25 AM

your roomie is fucked up

[Edited on September 20, 2009 at 9:56 AM. Reason : too early]

9/20/2009 9:56:08 AM

see i have an amazing moral compass but the problem is its like capt. jack sparrows.......it points to what I WANT not what I SHOULD do.

9/20/2009 1:44:07 PM

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"the cameron village harris teeter is the slut teeter"

Thats definitely the one I went to. Maybe I need to start going to the one on western

9/20/2009 1:47:55 PM

useless without pics

9/20/2009 1:58:20 PM

pics of what? Said hand or the cameron village harris teeter? Lets be specific here.

9/20/2009 2:06:57 PM

http://new.wavlist.com/movies/095/ci-specific.wav

9/20/2009 2:20:55 PM

haha I love that movie

9/20/2009 2:22:04 PM