usually, when a thread gets it 50th reply, it goes to a new page

10/5/2009 11:02:33 PM

is that what happens?

10/5/2009 11:03:44 PM

the going value on articles signed by hodge goes up with time

10/5/2009 11:04:45 PM

the rate is promised to not increase, due to age

10/5/2009 11:05:34 PM

i have things

i do

10/5/2009 11:06:42 PM

the best way to tell the difference between a genuine zombie and a quisling is to shine a light directly in its eyes

zombies don’t blink

10/5/2009 11:08:29 PM

alright y'all this thread started out good

way to queer it up

10/5/2009 11:10:01 PM

the Kobayashi Maru is basically the no-win senario

if anyone ever refers to a situation as a Kobayashi Maru and is not talking directly about Star Trek

beat the living shit out of them

10/5/2009 11:12:30 PM

^ noted

10/5/2009 11:17:07 PM

^^
or just respond
"you mean like how you watch star trek so much cause you're a lonely virgin, but because of all that star trek you'll remain a lonely virgin?"
it might shame them into not doing that again.

10/6/2009 12:55:23 AM

The globe that advertised NBC's nightly news turned in the wrong direction for years. On january 2, 1984 they finally corrected the error

The most e-mail spammed states
1. Idaho
2. Kentucky
3. New Jersy
4. Alabama
5. Illinois

10/6/2009 1:21:24 AM

Quote :

"If you find yourself in a pinch with no shaving cream, most conditioners will do the trick"

i find conditioner better than shaving cream actually

10/6/2009 2:43:02 AM

U.S. President James Garfield could write in Latin in one hand and Greek in the other, simultaneously.

10/6/2009 5:22:16 AM

^ i'll believe it when i see it

10/6/2009 6:24:33 AM

Adjusted to 2009 dollars the per-capita cost of overall bank failures in the US:


Great Depression: $821
S&L Crisis: $3,800+
Great Recession: $23,000+

10/6/2009 9:26:26 PM

Quote :

"Jimmy Carter is the first U.S. President to have been born in a hospital. "

10/8/2009 10:37:56 AM

Quote :

"The globe that advertised NBC's nightly news turned in the wrong direction for years. On january 2, 1984 they finally corrected the error"

I didn't think you could turn a globe in the "wrong" direction
I mean, it's a fucking globe...turn it any way you like

10/8/2009 10:39:49 AM

Dreamt is the only word in the English language that ends in an -mt.

10/8/2009 10:44:37 AM

The top five smells that turn women on:
Baby powder
Pumpkin pie
Lavender
Cucumber
Good N' Plenty Candy

The top five favorite muscle groups of women:
Biceps
Abdominals
Deltoids
Pectorals
Quadriceps

Gummi Bears are bouncin' here and there and everywhere.

If Charlie Brown was a real child, he would be four feet tall and his head would be two feet tall.

I'm Slim Shady. Yes, I'm the real Shady. All the other Slim Shadies are just imitating.

Goodnight's Comedy Club was one of the top ten most popular comedy clubs of the '90's.

The top 1% of the world has 95% of the wealth. The bottom 50% of the world has -10% of the wealth.

The needs of the many outweigh the needs of the few.

You are constantly time traveling at the rate of one second per second.

10/8/2009 1:49:41 PM

Quote :

"Measured in euros (a more stable ruler than the ever-weakening dollar), U.S. real per capita GDP is down 25% since 2000"

10/8/2009 6:17:48 PM

apparently, Gene Simmons speaks Hungarian.

11/7/2009 3:56:57 AM

i run shit

11/7/2009 7:27:18 AM

snapple facts ftw

11/7/2009 10:58:25 AM

the rotors on US helicopters spin counter-clockwise . . . the rotors on most non-US helicopters spin clockwise.

11/27/2009 9:41:50 PM

George W. Barrett (c. 1881 – March 24, 1936), also called Diamond King, was the first person sentenced to death by hanging under a congressional act that made it a capital offense to kill a federal agent.

11/27/2009 10:15:25 PM

In the event of a water landing, your airplane seat can be used as a floatation device.

11/27/2009 10:42:00 PM

Cavies are strict herbivores and rarely drink water as they get nearly all their necessary intake from the moisture in the plants they eat.

11/28/2009 6:13:52 PM

The sky is blue

11/29/2009 7:08:12 PM