^^ Isn't it weird how kids think that any exposed skin is open for a monster's attack.... except their face?

[Edited on September 25, 2009 at 12:10 PM. Reason : *]

9/25/2009 12:10:40 PM

Eating bread crust put hair on your chest. I cut mine off and I still look like I'm wearing a sweater.

Follow your dreams. What a bunch of horse shit.

9/25/2009 12:18:31 PM

^^haha, yep! but that's what teddy was for...fending off the nightly evils

9/25/2009 12:20:25 PM

I thought that all adults, once the kids were in bed for the night, would dress up and go out and party just like the the folks you saw on tv.

9/25/2009 12:39:45 PM

don't you mean hear on the radio?

9/25/2009 12:44:00 PM

lolzers

9/25/2009 2:20:28 PM

i used to think the faint hissing noise you'd hear in the background of the phone was remnants of the Big Bang.

now i know it's just static.

9/25/2009 3:31:58 PM

^^^^^^^^yeah but that was for a fucking radio station thing etc...no one would drink that much water and then hold their pee

9/25/2009 3:34:00 PM

Goosebumps books

9/25/2009 4:12:44 PM

I believed some weird shit that if i clenched my jaw to the timing of the dotted white lines while i was in a car and thought about that i wanted, i could somehow control the course of my life. All it ever did was give me lock jaw and make me pretty non conversational in the car.

9/25/2009 6:49:43 PM

if a snapping turtle bites you it won't let go until lightening strikes

im pretty sure my dad told me that

oh and if a black tongued dog bites you it won't heal (also my dad i think)

9/25/2009 6:52:19 PM