^ There's not even a little shame to you in having crabs? Rock on, party girl.

10/14/2009 8:17:23 AM

everyone knows if you're buying lice shampoo it's for your head

for crabs you just shave clean and start over

10/14/2009 8:21:45 AM

When I think of RID, I think of little kidsanyone having to get it for ya know, head lice.

I guess your mind is somewhere else... Perhaps you have an issue we are all unaware of?

[Edited on October 14, 2009 at 8:22 AM. Reason : ^ Exactly.]

10/14/2009 8:22:06 AM

blah

[Edited on October 14, 2009 at 8:22 AM. Reason : .]

10/14/2009 8:22:34 AM

^^ LOL! I've never had fleas, either, but I'm aware of the existence of flea medicines.

So, what brand do you use to get rid of crabs then?

10/14/2009 8:24:45 AM

Well my dog has had fleas, so I, too, am aware of flea medicines... because I've had to use it on my pup.

However, seeing as I have never had to deal with crabs, I was unaware that people used RID to make the crabs go away.

What does that say about YOU?

(And look, I know you're trying to be witty... but you suck at it.)

[Edited on October 14, 2009 at 8:33 AM. Reason : V hahahahaha.... excellent point ]

10/14/2009 8:29:37 AM

who would want to put shampoo that is meant to kill things on their genitals? you're gonna have you some 5 armed babies doin that shit

[Edited on October 14, 2009 at 8:32 AM. Reason : ]

10/14/2009 8:32:04 AM

I dont get embarrassed but have felt a little awkward on several occasions when the only items I'm buying are flowers and magnum xl's. you get very funny looks from the cashiers

10/14/2009 8:36:26 AM

lol condom game

one time a guy came in and purchased a case of budweiser and straws when I was a cashier in high school. i openly laughed at him.

[Edited on October 14, 2009 at 8:41 AM. Reason : i suck at typing today]

10/14/2009 8:40:42 AM

i bet he went home sucked a few buds through a straw and punched a bitch cause of you laughing at him

10/14/2009 8:44:33 AM

i don't even care. no one should be drinking bud out of a can with a straw. they deserve all the mockery i can possibly force upon them.

10/14/2009 8:48:30 AM

i wasnt saying you were wrong to laugh

i was pointing out how double funny it was.

a) you laughed at him for being a retard

b) he probably initiated some spousal abuse later that night, which is also hilarious

10/14/2009 8:49:34 AM

bitch deserved it for marrying a dude that drinks bud with a straw

10/14/2009 8:50:47 AM

thats what i'm sayin yo. but honeslty, 99% of bitches that get hit deserve it

10/14/2009 8:52:20 AM

I know I always did

10/14/2009 8:53:13 AM

I once bought:

2 giant bottles of sunscreen
2 disposable cameras
2 underwater disposable cameras
1 pack of hangover prevention medicine
1 economy pack (like 40 or something) of extra sensitive condoms (for his pleasure)
1 carton of cigarettes

Then stood there with 3 other guys throwing in cash trying to evenly split the cost while the 16 y/o female cashier and the 10 people in line behind us were all like

Luckily this was back in the days before condoms were locked up behind an inch of reinforced glass.

10/14/2009 8:53:55 AM

why can't we have a :carlface: icon???

10/14/2009 8:54:02 AM

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