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2/19/2010 5:25:46 PM

Quote :

""Universe is 14 billion years old. Seems silly to celebrate one year. Be like having a fucking parade every time i take a piss.""

ha, that's my philosophy

2/19/2010 5:35:16 PM

ARCHIE BUNKER CALLED

HE WANTS HIS SHOW FROM THE 1970s BACK

2/19/2010 8:14:07 PM

This is not from shitmydadsays, but it sure seems like it could be (it's from Crazy Things Parents Say)

Quote :

"Grandpa: (shouting to me at the other end of the health-care aisle in the supermarket): “Where’s the Preparation H?!?! If I don’t get some in my ass right quick, I’m gonna drag my butt on the ground like the dog!”"

6/17/2010 3:27:14 PM

My roommate bought the book, and I read it when he was done. Pretty good. The site is also funny. The show will be awful, judging from the previews and the fact that it's on CBS.

6/17/2010 4:33:38 PM

I bought the book for my dad for Father's Day

6/17/2010 4:47:18 PM

^that's a good idea! i'm gonna have to look for it. i've been trying to figure out what to do for my dad, he's pretty impossible to buy for.



[Edited on June 17, 2010 at 6:17 PM. Reason : ordering from amazon now!! thanks for the idea!]

6/17/2010 6:14:13 PM