Sex is a race...and I win every time.

11/10/2009 8:19:10 AM

a mastodon is cleaning my bathroom

11/10/2009 8:45:59 AM

JUST BUST A NUT...

11/10/2009 11:43:21 AM

quality, you just have to control yourself man...

11/10/2009 12:02:09 PM

Quote :

"ive heard of them. doesn't Cecil's Emporium carry a selection?"

heh

11/10/2009 12:12:40 PM

i have used the dick numbing condoms from trojan. (extended pleasure)

extended pleasure my ass. there is no pleasure with those bad boys and for about an hour after you call it a day your dick still is hard as a rock and doesnt feel a thing. its really a good way to hold your nut, but it will hold your nut far longer than wanted. and for gods sake dont take it off and fuck her without it unless you want one numb vagina pissed off bitch

[Edited on November 10, 2009 at 3:09 PM. Reason : f]

11/10/2009 3:09:34 PM

^ aha, that's really what they do? what are they, laced with lidocaine?

11/10/2009 3:10:38 PM

Quote :

"Used to, when i started getting close, i would think about old nuns playing some 2-on-2 halfcourt... but even that doesnt stop me now. i'll just blow it to the image of a a nun doing a layup. which is really a waste of a good nut,"

LOL

11/10/2009 3:30:53 PM

Quote :

"Its called a cockring and maybe you should invest in one? "

Done and done.

11/10/2009 3:33:11 PM

What about the opposite problem of the OP? What can I do?

p.s. serious post

11/10/2009 3:36:19 PM

^you're probably gay, bro.

11/10/2009 3:37:36 PM

FUCK

11/10/2009 3:38:10 PM

Yeah, sometimes when I'm jerking off, I just wanna bust and be done. Then I am chaffing over the next 30 minutes.

11/10/2009 3:43:20 PM

how did this make two pages without:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=20HTTZWQJSA

[Edited on November 10, 2009 at 3:47 PM. Reason : aha, queef in my pants: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YTbYIIrCAAE]

11/10/2009 3:45:41 PM

Quote :

"i have used the dick numbing condoms from trojan. (extended pleasure) extended pleasure my ass. there is no pleasure with those bad boys and for about an hour after you call it a day your dick still is hard as a rock and doesnt feel a thing. its really a good way to hold your nut, but it will hold your nut far longer than wanted. and for gods sake dont take it off and fuck her without it unless you want one numb vagina pissed off bitch"

Try giving a BJ after taking one of those off. Talk about a numb mouth for at least half an hour

11/10/2009 3:48:27 PM

so did that take away your gag reflex?

11/10/2009 3:49:51 PM

I don't have one to begin with....but I'll go with yes.

11/10/2009 3:50:55 PM

ITT, EMCE asks DivaBaby19 out on a date

11/10/2009 3:58:59 PM

thanks for the option, but i dont think i am gonna give any BJ's.

would receive though. promise i wont use the numbie first

11/10/2009 4:02:45 PM

as long as you promise

11/10/2009 4:04:03 PM

every time you go for a piss stop mid piss, i know it doesnt feel good, but eventually you will strength the muscles to the point where you can keep other fluids from coming out, its like exercising your cock muscles

mandatory "Cock pushups?, dude its were you let your boner lift you off the ground"

11/10/2009 4:04:36 PM

man up, you fucking novice

11/10/2009 4:04:56 PM

I pretend I'm in a porno and I can't nut too soon or the director will get mad at me

Works for me

11/10/2009 4:05:44 PM

hay carl

11/10/2009 4:05:45 PM

hey girl

11/10/2009 4:08:06 PM

I can sympathize. I used to think about a dog taking a shit when I wanted to keep myself from nutting. Now I get hard-ons at the dog park.

11/10/2009 4:08:22 PM

i, i guess you'd only have to do one

11/10/2009 4:08:43 PM

[for carl]I would like to subscribe to your newsletter [/for carl]

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11/10/2009 4:08:55 PM

3^ LOL

[Edited on November 10, 2009 at 4:10 PM. Reason : 3]

11/10/2009 4:09:51 PM

damn you pavlov

11/10/2009 4:27:31 PM