the horse tried to bite me once............


ONCE

11/10/2009 8:46:19 PM

you know how hard it is to find horse dentures?

DO YOU?!?!



surprisingly easy!

11/10/2009 8:51:15 PM

when horses have had enough, they will revolt

11/10/2009 8:54:12 PM

did you know that cows don't have top teeth? or maybe it's bottom teeth.

11/11/2009 9:39:01 AM

<------ will be in attendance

11/12/2009 12:24:36 PM

I, too, will attend this event.

11/12/2009 2:02:05 PM

ill be thurr

11/12/2009 2:02:39 PM

OH SHIT SERVER ERROR rsvped for the ocassion as well

11/12/2009 2:03:06 PM

I'm in.

11/12/2009 2:19:53 PM

Quote :

"I can have a bonfire and everyone can get naked out here with no worries. We've got 7 acres and no neighbors. of course, you raleigh folks will have to drive about an hour"

i'm bringing my tent and guns

11/12/2009 2:36:05 PM

what's up

3/24/2010 7:42:59 PM

I'm here for the gangbang

3/24/2010 7:46:25 PM

I, too, am here for the gangbang

3/24/2010 7:47:40 PM

this is shaping up to be a pretty gay gangbang

3/25/2010 1:34:28 PM

BTTT

3/30/2010 10:55:52 AM

WHAT ARE WE GONNA DO? I SAY WE TROLL N00BS.

3/30/2010 11:17:34 AM

I SAY WE PWN N00BS

AND BWN THEM TOO!

3/30/2010 11:50:58 AM

wait so now there is a gang bang? Is it going to be all guys?

3/30/2010 4:38:54 PM

If that's how you want it, sure!

3/30/2010 4:40:30 PM

Ooh I want to watch.

3/30/2010 4:41:35 PM

I'm just basing it on TWW gender bias.

3/30/2010 4:41:50 PM

n00b here for the gangbang

3/30/2010 4:45:55 PM

Well technically, a gangbang consists of 99% guys anyway.

3/30/2010 4:47:57 PM

no that is running the train

3/30/2010 4:49:51 PM

get it how you live

3/30/2010 5:43:32 PM

HAPPY 10TH ANNIVERSARY
!!!!!11111

4/1/2010 12:21:39 AM

I've been on for more than 6 of those 10 years, and I can't decide whether to laugh, cry, masturbate, or cry and use my tears as lubrication for masturbating.

[Edited on April 1, 2010 at 1:00 AM. Reason : while I laugh at the humorous nature of the afforementioned tear-lubed masturbation]

4/1/2010 1:00:00 AM

yay!!!

4/1/2010 7:57:57 AM

HAPPY ANNIVERSARY TWW!

4/1/2010 8:11:39 AM

happy anniversary tww

4/1/2010 8:13:12 AM

Happy anniversary TWW!

4/1/2010 8:14:50 AM

Quote :

"A brief history lesson Ahh... memories. The Wolf Web was conceived on April 1, 2000 at 1:51 PM EST by me, Jake Morgan (CrazyJ). Like a lot of things in our lives, it was created by accident. After unintentionally misrepresenting my skillset in a job interview, I figured I may as well learn the intricacies of relational database development. I read a few articles, wrote a little bit of code, and The Wolf Web was born. But not as "The Wolf Web". It was entitled "NCSU Forum" and was only accessible via ncsu.2y.net, which still works to this day. It existed as a simple one section message board for me and my friends. We mostly used it to exchange information about keg parties. It sure beat the call-all-your-friends-at-9pm-on-friday approach that we had become so accustomed to! During April and May of 2000 we grew to around 80 users. We were getting almost 100 posts a day! All was going well. Then summer rolled around. Traffic grinded to a halt. One or two posts a week at most. This didn't phase the growth of functionality. I added the calendar and photo gallery for entertainment to lure users. As the summer came neared the end and the fall 2000 semester crepped up, we developed the master plan. Me, Joe Akinc (Joe), and several other veteran users congregated to figure out how the hell we were going to expand the user base of the site with a budget of under $50. First of all, a domain name was absolutely neccessary. After tossing up every conceivable combination of State, Wolf, Web, Wolves, Pack, etc, we came up with The Wolf Web accessible at http://www.thewolfweb.com. I really wish we could have had wolfweb.com. You have no idea how many people have told me they ended up there while looking for The Wolf Web. Anyways, the name problem was solved. Everything was ready for the users. Now we needed an advertising medium that would catch the attention of NCSU students. The Free Expression Tunnel was the answer. About 10 of us covered the tunnel in paint on September 18, 2000. I remember hardly getting a wink of sleep that night. I was excited and worried at the same time. Would people come to the site? Would they like it? Would they register? Would the server hold up? When I woke up and ran to the computer I couldn't believe my eyes. 50 users online! The most we had ever had before was 6! The server wasn't even breaking a sweat. Everything came into sync after the first painting. We painted several more times after that and every time more and more people would come. We were finally on the move. The next months were dedicated to expanding the feature set to accomodate more users. Joe developed an interactive book exchange. I expanded the message board to have multiple sections (imagine it with only one section!). A front page was added as the default page in place of the message boards. With this came the weather reports, the jokes, the polls, and user submitted stories. Many performance optimizations also were made. The site seemed more of a final product. I also registered the domain name brentroad.com for advertising purposes. Around the end of 2000, we had a worthy portal for NCSU students. The beginning of 2001 was slow in terms of new feature development. Joe revised the book exchange, the photo gallery was reworked, but nothing major. The astounding change was the community that we created. The user base grew and as it grew, many of the students united. The monthly gatherings at Ruckus were a big hit, wolf web parties were thrown, people were coming together. I was thoroughly surprised. I couldn't believe the progress we were making while I wasn't even doing jack! The word-of-mouth phenomenon had hit us! We made a big impact in the 2001 student government elections. Everything was going well. I was scared as hell that the summer would fuck it all up. The first few weeks of the summer of 2001 were kinda slow, but after that things started rolling again. We experienced the college-student-stuck-in-a-cubicle-with-a-T1-internet-connection phenomenon. This is when there are a bunch of college students working at their summer jobs with nothing better to do than surf the web. By the end of summer we were almost up to the traffic volume that we had encountered during the school year. We made a lot progress adding features also. A private message system was added along with many minor refinements. As we looked forward to the beginning of the fall 2001 semester, we were planning on a customary advertising campaign. The advertising campaign we launched was anything but customary. We had the idea to latch on to one of the most publicized events of the year, the infamous Brent Road Block Party. We were now a valid media outlet being brentroad.com. We blitzed campus with flyers promoting the block party along with our website. We promised webcams, live coverage, etc. We had newspapers of all sorts wanting interviews and actually publishing interviews. We had articles in The Technician, The News and Observer, and even The Daily Tar Heel! We had to deliver the coverage that we promised. Everything worked out in the end. We had over 500 users at one time pounding on the site trying to get the latest image of the scene on Brent Road. The Ad Blitz was a success. Over a thousand new users signed up during the period we promoted the Brent Road Block Party. The fall of 2001 also brought along new features. The ride exchange was added just in time for the holidays. Soon after the ride exchange was completed the work on School Tool was started. School Tool required more work than anything I had ever encountered. Along with basic programming it required extensive data mining to gather the neccessary data from the web pages of NCSU. We launched School Tool around the first of January 2002. It succeeded as we had thought. School Tool is the feature on The Wolf Web that attracts the broadest audience. Around the same time Joe created a charting module that displayed pretty pie, bar, and line charts. This is used to enhance statistics along with several other parts of the site. Over the years The Wolf Web has morphed into a beast that I never could have imagined. The community created, although turbulent at times, is one of the most tightly knit on the Internet. The Wolf Web has successfully provided thousands of hours of entertainment for thousands of students of NCSU. "

4/1/2010 8:16:00 AM

Bring back http://ncsu.2y.net

4/1/2010 8:25:02 AM

happy birthday tww

4/1/2010 8:46:55 AM

10 year olds don't need babysitters anymore!

4/1/2010 8:48:17 AM

^ are you trying to get rid of me?

4/1/2010 8:49:52 AM

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4/1/2010 8:53:37 AM

HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!!!

4/1/2010 8:54:49 AM

^^^No!

10 year olds don't need babysitters anymore...they just get the cool older kid to hang out with them to make sure they don't do crappy things.

4/1/2010 8:55:40 AM

I got my first boner when I was 10

4/1/2010 8:56:39 AM

omgah! ME TOO!

Jk...but I do remember having a conversation with one of my friends
"Do you ever get that tingly feeling down there when you see a really hot guy on tv?"
"Yeah! I didn't know everyone got it!"
"Oh that's cool, I guess that means we like him!"

[Edited on April 1, 2010 at 8:58 AM. Reason : ]

4/1/2010 8:57:24 AM

Don't some chicks get their first period at 10?

4/1/2010 9:00:10 AM

^Are they chicks yet at 10?

4/1/2010 9:01:16 AM

If they are having their periods, then they can breed. So I say yes

4/1/2010 9:01:45 AM

woop woop

4/1/2010 9:20:19 AM

^

4/1/2010 1:48:03 PM

Awwwwwww

4/1/2010 1:54:36 PM

wow. b from the p

4/1/2010 2:36:59 PM

Hbd tww

4/1/2010 2:44:35 PM

bttt

4/1/2010 4:46:59 PM