2 legit 2 quit

11/11/2009 2:46:15 PM

smoke this

11/11/2009 2:48:14 PM

Shit. Your mother sends queef smoke signals with her cavernous vagina.

11/11/2009 2:59:45 PM

four cigarettes all day long. I'm starting to feel it.

11/11/2009 7:08:27 PM

Ok...this time fo real, fools.

1/11/2010 9:17:58 AM

1/11/2010 9:20:05 AM

I want to do a butch factory worker.

1/11/2010 9:20:53 AM

I almost said if you don't do it, this broad will fuck you in the ass.

But I thought that was a bit much for a Monday morning.

1/11/2010 9:21:26 AM

Well as long as the one she's sportin' ain't bigger than an index finger, let 'er have at it.

1/11/2010 9:22:26 AM

Just stop smoking. It feels awful for a while but at least you're done with it. The only way to stop is to stop, quit playing games with yourself "scaling down" because when you've had a bad day, you'll just scale back up and get more addicted.

1/11/2010 9:26:18 AM

ummm...that's why I haven't had one this morning.

1/11/2010 9:26:59 AM

So far so good...with the exception that I've been kind of jumpy and have almost strangled two of my colleagues here at the office.

1/11/2010 4:25:18 PM