whenever I think about girls doing handstands, I picture their breasts falling on the bottom of their chin

I then get incredibly turned on

11/15/2009 7:38:29 PM

twoozles can, indeed, do drunken handstands

[Edited on November 15, 2009 at 7:38 PM. Reason : fuck]

11/15/2009 7:38:37 PM

talking to strangers.

speaking spanish.

dancing.

11/15/2009 7:39:52 PM

well if you keep your clothes on your tits wont fall on your chin

11/15/2009 7:46:42 PM

that doesn't sound like nearly as much fun...

11/15/2009 7:47:59 PM

i, too, envision tits on chins

11/15/2009 7:48:50 PM

talking to strangers is a big one

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11/15/2009 7:50:06 PM

this whole headstand and tits on chins thing reminds me of a guy i used to date

[Edited on November 15, 2009 at 8:02 PM. Reason : ]

11/15/2009 7:58:27 PM

twoozles, we're good friends, right? Good. I have a favor to ask of you. It involves a handstand, and a camera...

please gather these items and get back to me.

11/15/2009 8:00:27 PM

falling down

it definitely doesn't hurt at all when i'm drunk

11/15/2009 8:08:53 PM

I'm pretty good at acrobatic maneuvers while drinking too, but I learned my lesson a couple of years about doing them on a pier in february. I'm 90% sure I still made it look badass though.

11/15/2009 8:26:49 PM

Stealing worthless things
Calling mom
Telling the painful truth
Getting free stuff from old men
Scaling walls and fences
Being affectionate
Hitting on my hot neighbor
Surfing
Skinny dipping
Watching NC State football

11/15/2009 8:27:41 PM

Quote :

"Watching NC State football"

absolutely

11/15/2009 8:28:26 PM

ha. I'm to the point that drinking doesn't even help me watch the clusterfuck that is nc state athletics.

11/15/2009 8:29:03 PM

A healthy combination of xanax and wine can help ease the pain that is wolfpack football. Sometimes horse tranquilizers may be necessary.

11/15/2009 8:32:14 PM

Picking up random hoodrats

11/15/2009 9:13:05 PM

^^ Xanax + Alcohol = A good way to wake up in Roanoke Rapids not knowing where you are or how you got there.

11/15/2009 9:24:33 PM

4. Drinking
5. Wolf Webbing

11/15/2009 11:45:22 PM

writing papers

goddamn i have written my best papers after drinking

11/15/2009 11:49:49 PM

telling my girlfriend my feelings

11/15/2009 11:50:42 PM

fucking
srsly

11/15/2009 11:53:33 PM

^^you and every other male

11/16/2009 7:28:05 AM

hot pockets, i'm good at 'em.

11/16/2009 7:31:19 AM

fucking
DJing
pinball

11/16/2009 7:32:49 AM

I think a good number of the things posted in this thread fall in the "Things you THINK you're good at while drunk" category.

11/16/2009 8:14:23 AM

Driving

11/16/2009 10:29:34 AM

shooting pool, poker, and bowling.

11/16/2009 10:34:03 AM

bitchy turbo-whoring

and apparently making people laugh (at me)

11/16/2009 11:10:13 AM

Acting stoopid.

11/16/2009 11:13:12 AM

being a douche

I'm AstralAdvent and i think its time for a smiley change

11/16/2009 11:14:15 AM

Definitely bowling. When I was on a league I always chugged a beer during practice, and if I didn't do that I bowled like shit.

11/16/2009 11:14:36 AM

haha wolfwebbin.


i'm not sure whats worse, knowing/thinking that i'm better at wolfwebbing when drunk or the fact that i get drunk and post shit on an internet forum

I'm AstralAdvent and i think its time for a smiley change

[Edited on November 16, 2009 at 11:19 AM. Reason : ]

11/16/2009 11:18:33 AM

I think there's a gray area of drunkeness where I'm better at the following things:

Pool and sex.

I play looser at pool the more I drink, which I think helps my game immensely. I've gone on some amazing runs while a little drunk. But once I cross over that gray area, I play sloppy and my game diminishes.

The gray area in sex is a lot bigger...but once past that gray area, you go into the "I'm too hammered to get it up" area...and you just hope she'll wake back up after a small nap and be ready to go at it again. But as I would think most people do, my inhibitions are lost when drinking, and sex is definitely more fun and adventurous. Not to say it can't be sober, but unless I know the girl won't freak out or that she's already a freak, I won't do crazy stuff during sober sex.

11/16/2009 11:51:51 AM

sober sex is the worst

feels like work

11/16/2009 11:54:27 AM

My interest in going bottoms up on a liquor bottle is directly proportional to how drunk I am. It's a vicious cycle

11/16/2009 12:16:50 PM

I have never been too drunk to get it up, unless I am passed out.

I have been too drunk to finish though. And I have also had to stop in the middle because I had the spins or had to puke.

11/16/2009 12:20:51 PM

bejeweled
rock band
flip cup
homework

11/16/2009 1:23:03 PM

snoring
Not being a chicken when someone dares me to do something

11/16/2009 1:25:09 PM

Losing my camera

11/16/2009 3:16:34 PM

Would also add beer pong to the "pool and sex" I mentioned earlier. Decent little gray area where I'm better drunk, but also quickly goes down hill when I get really drunk.

11/16/2009 3:18:44 PM

eating fast food, fast

walking the fence on offensiveness

spending $Texas

saying what i mean

11/16/2009 3:20:06 PM

^^ Thats not you, thats everyone who has ever played beer pong





Also, let me add kareoke, public speaking, and NBA JAM

[Edited on November 16, 2009 at 3:21 PM. Reason : x]

11/16/2009 3:21:15 PM

cursing at cab drivers

lowering my standards

[Edited on November 16, 2009 at 3:24 PM. Reason : ..]

11/16/2009 3:21:24 PM

I'll add to my previous "drinking":

Being an ass, talking shit, being social

11/16/2009 3:37:25 PM

Being social.

Of course I've also noticed that I'm way more talkative, and more prone to say shit that I'd rather not say out loud. If I ever had to get drunk again, I'd rather do it in private.

11/16/2009 3:41:20 PM

i also want to add negotiating to my list.

11/16/2009 3:42:04 PM

Shaving

Small talk with strangers

Watching football

Urban Stunts

[Edited on November 16, 2009 at 3:59 PM. Reason : .]

11/16/2009 3:58:55 PM

Public Displays of Affection
Laughing at stupid jokes
Drinking crappy beer
Falling asleep

11/16/2009 4:20:25 PM

Quote :

"Drinking crappy beer"

guilty

11/16/2009 4:21:19 PM

setting someone up

11/16/2009 4:39:01 PM