two pages of awkwardness

1) Here's one from a friend of mine (not bmel ...and not about me)

When you, a chick, have a guy you've recently met in class to come work on homework at your place that you live by yourself. He asks if he can have a drink, and starts to drink the liquor a bit heavily. He starts lamenting about his life and talks about how he isn't bi-sexual but still likes the look of a guy's body, and how much of a manwhore he is.

[Edited on November 23, 2009 at 5:27 PM. Reason : lkj]

2) When you go out for dinner with two chick friends from class after a big test, and then hit a few bars afterwards. The bars are lame so you go back to one of friend's place, where they start playing drinking games and feeding you beer to get you drunk. [both have b/f's]

Chick one finally gets irritated that you're flirting with chick two too much and that "this isn't going to work!" Chick two comforts chick one and gets her to drink some more...while you are all . The girls start getting rowdy and wrestling and screaming. Someone called the cops on yall, but they leave. You have to stop the girls from running back outside after the 'cute cops.'

Chick two gets a nasty dark beer out of the fridge and takes a swig and immediately pukes on the floor, and then begins a multi-hour puking session in the kitchen sink. Eventually her boyfriend shows up and you get the fuck out because its 5am.

3) You and some buddies go to chick one's place to drink with some of her friends. Chick one gets really drunk and insists on wrestling you, while her friend is adamant that you lose. Eventually you and your crowd go to leave when said chick insists that you teach her to dance and starts grinding her ass on your crotch doggy style.

[Edited on November 23, 2009 at 5:35 PM. Reason : that'll do for now]

11/23/2009 5:25:14 PM

ahahaha. come on guys, it was obvious!

11/23/2009 5:29:35 PM

i always hated running into people that know me and i only barely recognize them

i just kind of have to play along until i remember who they are

11/23/2009 5:31:44 PM

^^^edited my post

4) You are a guide for prospective students during the spring semester for a WISE function. In the fall, a couple of said students come up to you because they recognize you. You don't recognize them until they jar your memory about the campus tour.

[Edited on November 23, 2009 at 5:38 PM. Reason : lkj]

11/23/2009 5:35:33 PM

eh

[Edited on November 23, 2009 at 5:42 PM. Reason : double post]

11/23/2009 5:42:15 PM

When you're dancing at a club with a guy you barely know and your pants rip.

11/23/2009 5:46:51 PM

Quote :

"3) You and some buddies go to chick one's place to drink with some of her friends. Chick one gets really drunk and insists on wrestling you, while her friend is adamant that you lose. Eventually you and your crowd go to leave when said chick insists that you teach her to dance and starts grinding her ass on your crotch doggy style."

I was playing beer pong when this girl that I'd never met before said she was going to tackle whoever lost, which happened to be me. I assumed she meant only if it was somebody she knew, but nope...she took me out. So we were wrestling (I was easily twice her size) and she was beating me because I didn't really want to hurt her or anything. All in all, it was very awkward.

11/23/2009 5:48:07 PM

poopface's #1 kind of happened to me - a bunch of my friends at work asked me to do my birthday thing somewhere downtown because they didn't want to go over to ruckus. SO i did as they wished and they all cancelled on me. i was pissed but i went to ruckus and got drunk as shit anyway

[Edited on November 23, 2009 at 5:48 PM. Reason : ]

11/23/2009 5:48:31 PM

first thing I thought of:



starts about 2:46

11/23/2009 5:53:35 PM

When you meet your roommate's gf and you're stuck alone with her for a few minutes and you feel like you should make small talk, but there's a really good episode of the Simpsons on and you'd rather watch that.

11/23/2009 6:01:27 PM

what's awkward about that. just watch the simpsons.

11/23/2009 6:12:57 PM

I felt like I was being an ass by not saying anything. *shrug*

11/23/2009 7:23:01 PM

i would just watch the simpsons

11/23/2009 7:42:44 PM