Jadn, we would make the most GORGEOUS babies.

11/26/2009 12:00:03 PM

haha wrong thread. we'll see if i get any awk questions

[Edited on November 26, 2009 at 12:08 PM. Reason : kdjkdjf]

11/26/2009 12:00:06 PM

Quote :

"Otherwise I'd get a lotta "So what're gonna do with that English degree? You gonna be a teacher? Why do you need two master's degrees?""

My dad's parents are shocked that I went to college at all. I don't need a degree! I just need to marry rich and start popping out grand sons.

Today is gonna be a long day.

But I'm bringing my dog with me, that's as close as they're getting to grand kids for a long time.

11/26/2009 12:03:04 PM

my parents have accepted the grandkitties and grandpuppies, they have a real grandchild now and that means i'm off the hook...at least for a while

11/26/2009 12:14:12 PM

lucy, let's do it. you got my digits.

[Edited on November 26, 2009 at 12:14 PM. Reason : .]

11/26/2009 12:14:33 PM

my mom painted a small chair recently. she painted it for a little boy. i told her to sell it and take real good care of her health because it's going to be awhile.

i think my grandparents on my dads side (moms side are gone) are REALLY wanting some grandbabies. they haven't really said anything but i feel a little pressured because i am the oldest grandchild and there are only 3 of us. me, my cousin who is like 22 and my brother who is 20. i still bet im not first though

11/26/2009 12:16:38 PM

Quote :

"The anal rebuttal is awesome."

re-butt-al

11/26/2009 12:27:57 PM

Yeah, I don't get the when are you getting married/giving us grandkids or great grandkids questions anymore. I think when you tell them "never" for over a decade they start to get the idea.

11/26/2009 1:15:20 PM

Quote :

"grandkitties"

awwwwwwwwwwwwww

11/26/2009 1:16:49 PM

just had one

11/26/2009 1:35:02 PM

fermat has his own grandkitties

11/26/2009 1:36:37 PM

my 46 year old brother talking about 420 in front of my 10 and 14 year old nephews was nice

11/26/2009 3:12:29 PM

Relatives from Holland being all "i knew you when you were this little!" and i have no idea who they are.

11/26/2009 6:49:33 PM

my dad saying "let me tell you something about riding with these two..." referring to my sister and i. we haven't talked about the fact that my sister totalled her car with me in it in 15 years and of course he thinks it's funny to bring it up tonight.

11/26/2009 7:47:55 PM

today my mom got Larry the Cable Guy mixed up with Jim Carey's movie "The Cable Guy."


We laughed for probably 10 minutes.

That was probably the most awkward it got.

11/26/2009 7:50:29 PM

Quote :

"I'm so glad I'm not the only one that gets this. A few years ago my mom was bugging me about when she was going to have grandkids (I was 22 and single at the time)."

haha this is why you need young parents. My mom is only 45. She doesn't want grandkids any time soon

11/26/2009 7:59:51 PM

My parents are incapable of getting together with my aunt and uncle without talking about poop. They almost made it halfway through dinner this time.

11/26/2009 8:00:52 PM

So, mom announces to the entire family that I'm getting married.

My aunts and uncles look at me in shock. My aunt Viv says, "Wowwww! This is news! Who's the lucky man?"

My mom responds, "Oh, gosh, no, of course I was just kidding."

LOL. Oh, Mom.

11/26/2009 8:32:11 PM

11/26/2009 8:38:04 PM

Quote :

"my dad saying "let me tell you something about riding with these two..." referring to my sister and i. we haven't talked about the fact that my sister totalled her car with me in it in 15 years and of course he thinks it's funny to bring it up tonight. "

you sound incredibly uptight

your dad sounds chill as fuck

11/26/2009 8:39:49 PM

H8R

11/26/2009 8:54:03 PM

weeeeell i was the one that was 8 years old, in the hospital overnight, got 40+ stitches in my face, and lost a couple teeth...but haven't been allowed to bring it up in the past because it's the "worst thing" that ever happened to my sister. i'm not uptight, i just know it's one more thing my sister is going to bitch at ME for later.

11/26/2009 8:56:34 PM

my mother always makes us play scrabble. so me and my brother started using words that where ALMOST inappropriate. but not enough so for her to get mad at us.

my personal favorite was areola

11/26/2009 8:59:15 PM

^^ So your sister is the one who's uptight?

11/26/2009 9:02:27 PM

Quote :

"My aunt Viv says, "Wowwww!"

11/26/2009 9:04:21 PM

LOL and now she's all

I was expecting her reaction to be, "oh, are you pregnant?"

11/26/2009 9:18:10 PM

Yeah my sister is uptight. And a bitch. And we are not talking to each other now.

11/26/2009 9:23:57 PM

Unfortunately my firefighter grandfather passed away earlier this week, so things have been kinda down. My grandmother had me trying on his suits and shirts yesterday. Scary that they fit like a glove. Now she's trying to pass off his underwear on me....

11/26/2009 9:31:40 PM

...and that was the second time i got crabs

11/26/2009 9:36:03 PM

Quote :

"Now she's trying to pass off his underwear on me...."

11/26/2009 9:42:46 PM

something ive noticed about widows is they dont waste a second getting rid of their husband's stuff

my uncle died and i thought my aunt was going to work herself into a coma hauling all his stuff to the dump

11/26/2009 9:43:01 PM

my dad got rid of my mom's stuff really fast too

i don't think he wanted to look at it

where as iw ould prefer to leave everything like nothing happened

11/26/2009 9:44:02 PM

Lucy,

11/26/2009 10:11:17 PM

"So how do you feel about your ex getting engaged?"

11/26/2009 10:15:04 PM

My brother recanted the time he got syphilis from his g/f and his dick swelled up like a baseball bat, with my mom and grandma sitting right there.

11/26/2009 10:18:07 PM

I'm waiting for this one

Quote :

"So how is your walk with god?"

I'll have to break it to them that I'm pretty much agnostic.

11/26/2009 10:23:57 PM

one grandma says to the other grandma:
"why did you ignore the reindeer I sent you on farmville?"
other grandma says "I don't have time to do all that on facebook, I'm busy with friends and socializing." Grandma replies "I'm guess I'm just not that busy "

Then I lol'd. Which, according to grandma, means "lots of love"

11/27/2009 12:14:50 AM

Parents: "So you don't eat meat? What about turkey?"

11/27/2009 12:31:45 AM

awkward moment was having to watch fox news with my dad and step mom and try not to smack them in the face and kick in the tv screen.

11/27/2009 12:35:53 AM

Quote :

"Then I lol'd. Which, according to grandma, means "lots of love""

ahahaha that's cute

11/27/2009 12:38:34 AM

2 cousins are arguing over their turd length. Ones a guy, ones a girl. They are both in their twentys

11/27/2009 1:07:53 AM

hahaha, what are you doing?

11/27/2009 1:11:32 AM

impartial judge?

11/27/2009 1:12:11 AM

i am sitting in the recliner, tdubin and laughing to myself. I think they are doing photo comparison

11/27/2009 1:13:49 AM

of turds?

11/27/2009 1:14:38 AM

turd length to be specific

11/27/2009 1:19:46 AM

hopefully they are telling the truth and not exaggerating lengths.

11/27/2009 1:20:29 AM

"See that, my nail broke so I glued it back together"

11/27/2009 1:55:20 AM

any of them done each other?

11/27/2009 1:56:45 AM

and/or hit on you? i think i had a cousin hit on me earlier today. i didn't say much and left the room.

[Edited on November 27, 2009 at 1:58 AM. Reason : she is 16!]

11/27/2009 1:58:09 AM