exactly

11/27/2009 3:33:30 PM

at 2:25am

the guy gingerly hits a hydrant and freaks out

the same guy who drains 30 foot putts to win major championships

freaks out after hitting a hydrant

[Edited on November 27, 2009 at 3:34 PM. Reason : does not compute]

11/27/2009 3:33:50 PM

Quote :

"The highway patrol says the crash is still under investigation, and charges are pending. However, the highway patrol said the crash was not alcohol-related. "

http://msn.foxsports.com/golf/story/10438782/Tiger-Woods-injured-in-morning-car-crash

My guess is that he hit the hydrant, freaked out and stepped on the gas, then hit a tree.

11/27/2009 3:34:10 PM

11/27/2009 3:35:14 PM

wow itd be cool you guys we were actually talking about woods

instead of swinging your little e-dicks at each other

11/27/2009 3:41:04 PM

I was going to be done after one post pointing out the retards mistake. If he would have just accepted it we could have moved on, but noooo

11/27/2009 3:43:03 PM

Quote :

"If I'm making a thread about how he won the US Open I'll be sure to put it in sports talk just for you, ok?"

Wins. Ormaybe it should be in the garage -as its car related.

11/27/2009 3:46:14 PM

^ catch up

11/27/2009 3:47:48 PM

damn JayBee, you have completely fucked up another thread. I can't believe you didn't bring up how Tennessee is so fucking great. Kudos to you.

11/27/2009 3:51:05 PM

its a tough job pointing out others mistakes, I bear my burden for the betterment of the general population.

11/27/2009 3:58:36 PM

Quote :

"I was going to be done after one post pointing out the retards mistake. If he would have just accepted it we could have moved on, but noooo"

the only mistake I see is the one your mom made when she refused your dads advice in getting an abortion. Now we have to deal with it.

11/27/2009 4:00:32 PM

Quote :

"The highway patrol reported Woods' injuries as serious, though Woods spokesman Glenn Greenspan said on Friday afternoon that the golfer was treated at the hospital and released in good condition."

11/27/2009 4:00:50 PM

^^ I see you are as original as you are smart

11/27/2009 4:02:14 PM

Thank you.

11/27/2009 4:09:55 PM

faggotry ITT

11/27/2009 4:12:24 PM

i dont see how this can cause serious injuries

11/27/2009 5:03:18 PM

a couple hours ago it was "serious injuries" which have now turned out to be face lacerations

sounds like over reaction to me

11/27/2009 5:04:37 PM

charges pending sounds like alcohol to me...

either that or reckless

WHERE WAS HIS TIGER VISION???

[Edited on November 27, 2009 at 5:07 PM. Reason : DADUM DADUM DADUM]

11/27/2009 5:06:48 PM

he wanted to go down the road but sliced it

11/27/2009 5:22:47 PM

this thread needs more pictures of his wife

11/27/2009 5:26:53 PM

Was he on his cell phone? Maybe it's illegal to be on the phone while driving.

11/27/2009 5:27:34 PM

^ it's not illegal in FL

11/27/2009 5:28:14 PM

11/27/2009 5:30:04 PM

What an odd couple. I guess when you have money anything's possible.

11/27/2009 5:31:16 PM

GOOD THING THIS WAS IN CHIT CHAT OTHERWISE I WOULDNT HAVE FOUND IT. THANKS Golovko

11/27/2009 5:31:30 PM

Quote :

"What an odd couple. I guess when you have money anything's possible"

who are supermodels supposed to marry?

11/27/2009 6:25:21 PM

can someone do this



with this

Quote :

""

11/27/2009 10:01:15 PM

He was drunk. They just didn't do a breathalyzer because he's famous.

11/27/2009 10:55:02 PM

Did anyone else here about his wife having smashed the back window out with a golf club to "get him out of the car" and when the police arrived she was hovering over him.

My bet, Tiger and wife are having a fight, Tiger storms out, wifey chases after him with a golf club, smashes window out, Tiger freaks and hits hydrant then tree.

11/28/2009 1:30:26 AM

where are the pictures of his truck and shit.

why was he driving a cadi.

i thought he was sponsored by buick

11/28/2009 1:32:19 AM

wow, tiger's injuries were caused by Wife, not by accident

"face lacerations"?

http://www.tmz.com/2009/11/28/tiger-woods-elin-nordegren-fight-accident-suv-lacerations/

11/28/2009 12:14:46 PM

daaamn

11/28/2009 12:16:39 PM

clearly the worst drive of his life

11/28/2009 12:24:38 PM

who says she is hot?

11/28/2009 2:13:43 PM

I can't really tell...she's wearing those ridiculously large clown sunglasses.

I'm getting a very OJ and Nicole vibe for some reason. At least he has enough class to drive a Cadillac instead of a Ford Bronco.

[Edited on November 28, 2009 at 3:22 PM. Reason : Ahaha, no drunk...pain meds.]

11/28/2009 3:20:45 PM

Quote :

"who says she is hot?"

I WOULDNT TOUCH HER I GET CHICKS MUCH HOTTER ALL THE TIME

11/28/2009 3:53:24 PM

Quote :

"Tiger Woods won't play in his own golf tournament this week due to injuries from a car crash, his agent says. "

11/30/2009 3:18:00 PM

says "If your kids give you any lip you can beat them with a sack of Valencia oranges. It won't leave a bruise and it'll let 'em know who's boss."

i assume it'll work just as well on an adult woman

11/30/2009 3:23:33 PM

11/30/2009 3:26:22 PM

hahahahah

11/30/2009 4:01:10 PM

Quote :

"who are supermodels supposed to marry?"

Haha. That cunt only became a model after she married Tiger.

She was a nanny.

11/30/2009 4:04:55 PM

To make the leap from plain model to super model you need to publicly take dick from a pro-athlete or Leonardo.

oh and:

Quote :

"My bet, Tiger and wife are having a fight, Tiger storms out, wifey chases after him with a golf club, smashes window out, Tiger freaks and hits hydrant then tree."

11/30/2009 4:07:56 PM

hahaha

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[Edited on November 30, 2009 at 4:10 PM. Reason : x]

11/30/2009 4:10:13 PM

black people are always running into things

11/30/2009 4:56:15 PM

12/1/2009 9:33:20 PM

Quote :

"Golfer Tiger Woods said today that he regrets "transgressions" that "let his family down.""

from my cnn breaking news email

12/2/2009 10:34:28 AM

I'm just glad he's human. He seemed like a robot until now.

12/2/2009 11:06:31 AM

Quote :

"hoverin is never good"

12/2/2009 11:07:57 AM

Quote :

" BIG VIKING BITCH "

12/2/2009 11:28:08 AM

Wonder who's gonna get this in the divorce settlement.

12/2/2009 1:24:36 PM