well, um, yeah.

[Edited on November 29, 2009 at 1:21 AM. Reason : two]

11/29/2009 1:21:03 AM

Yeah.

11/29/2009 1:21:18 AM

I don't have a penis

(that isn't battery operated)

11/29/2009 1:21:59 AM

She's a cylon.

KILL HER

11/29/2009 1:22:19 AM

detachable penis.

11/29/2009 1:22:32 AM

I woke up one morning with a bad hangover. And my penis was missing again.

11/29/2009 1:23:40 AM

haha. yes.

11/29/2009 1:24:15 AM

39-26-41

That last number bums me out.

11/29/2009 12:56:30 PM

41 inches, frugal?!?!?! JESUS CHRIST, YOUR HIPS ARE HUGE!

Just imagine what will happen once you get pregnant and can't lose the baby weight.

I mean, talk about hideous! Shit, just get it over with and kill yourself now. No child should have to be raised by some big-hipped mother. Frankly, it's just unnatural.

11/29/2009 1:11:47 PM

box shaped pregnant

11/29/2009 1:13:02 PM

Quote :

"chest- fat waist- fat hips- fat yep, that sums it up. "

hhaha

and ditto

11/29/2009 1:14:38 PM

37-31-42.5

If it makes you feel any better, frugal, my ass could double as a flotation device.

11/29/2009 1:18:53 PM

you gals are

11/29/2009 1:19:47 PM

lol @ bridget

11/29/2009 5:05:09 PM

40 1/2 - 31 1/2 - 38

11/29/2009 7:31:22 PM

6
6
6


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11/29/2009 7:32:09 PM

33-25-37

Child birthin' hips!

11/29/2009 7:37:43 PM

25 jesus christ

11/29/2009 7:43:33 PM

^^ maybe if your child was 5 lbs

11/29/2009 7:44:32 PM

thanks punchmonk, this thread is a tremendous help to me in building my life-sized dropdeadkate doll.

11/29/2009 7:45:11 PM

lucy weighs what like 120 lbs max?

i'm assuming you're like 5'9.

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[Edited on November 29, 2009 at 7:46 PM. Reason : of course i've never seen you lulz]

11/29/2009 7:45:46 PM

^^ sometimes your funny turns into creepy

[Edited on November 29, 2009 at 7:46 PM. Reason : ]

11/29/2009 7:46:03 PM

DON'T BE HATIN'

11/29/2009 7:46:59 PM

no b/c then my post won't make sense

11/29/2009 7:48:06 PM

you could always edit your post too...

you know... help me cover up my tracks

11/29/2009 7:48:40 PM

Quote :

"lucy weighs what like 120 lbs max? i'm assuming you're like 5'9."

Lucy is like 5'6" maybe

11/29/2009 7:48:49 PM

so scale it down

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[Edited on November 29, 2009 at 7:49 PM. Reason : damn i went with 5'7 originally]

11/29/2009 7:49:37 PM

5'6.5"
5'7" after hot yoga

11/29/2009 7:50:47 PM

60" chest
36" waist
5'-11"

11/29/2009 8:00:33 PM

Don't forget your 80" hips, eleusis. He get it from his mama.

11/29/2009 8:02:44 PM

44" chest
33" waist
5'11"

Or around there.

11/29/2009 8:03:27 PM

damn, lucy. Your waist is 4 inches away from my 8 year old niece. It is cool how the chunky kid grew up and is now the killer hawt body chick.

I seriously am curious about what guys sizes are. I want more TWW guys' measurements. I was talking to a girl friend the other day and we were wondering why women's clothes (for the most part, I know designers do measurements) aren't in measurements like men's.

11/29/2009 8:03:48 PM

chest: 44" am I doing this right? just chest, not shoulders, right?
Waist: 38"
6'2" - 6'3" area
Shoe: 14

11/29/2009 8:04:37 PM

^^ probably b/c girls don't want it to be that obvious how big around they are

11/29/2009 8:05:28 PM

I'll try and take sexpencil's measurements for you punchmonk

brb

11/29/2009 8:08:01 PM

hey, also take a photo of when sexpencil realizes he's not actually about to get some

[Edited on November 29, 2009 at 8:10 PM. Reason : or, if you decide to go for the two-fer, take pics of that too, k ]

11/29/2009 8:09:22 PM

hot yoga?

like bikram[sic] yoga? i did that shit once it was fucking awesome

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11/29/2009 8:09:45 PM

I, too, would like to do hot yoga.

11/29/2009 8:10:14 PM

33.5

30.5

34.5

lol

11/29/2009 8:11:26 PM

chest: 40ish
Waist: 32ish
Tall: 6'1"ish

11/29/2009 8:11:34 PM

I wish we had sizes like guys. Vanity sizing makes shopping very difficult. I can wear 3 diff sizes, depending on brand. Actual measurements on clothing would make things much easier.

And punchmonk, the weird thing about being kid-sized on top is that I can save money by shopping in the kids department. No boobs here.

I think kids must be getting fatter. BC a Girls' size XL is usually larger than a Womens' Small.

And yes, by hot yoga I mean Bikram. It's amazing. so relaxing.

[Edited on November 29, 2009 at 8:17 PM. Reason : m]

11/29/2009 8:13:13 PM

Quote :

"Actual measurements on clothing would make things much easier. "

except the measurements are still different depending on brand

11/29/2009 8:14:06 PM

Yeah. 28 inches should mean 28 inches! That's annoying.

11/29/2009 8:16:48 PM

Neck: 16"
Chest: 42"
Waist: 34"
Inseam: 32"
Arm length: I forget and don't feel like checking my closet right now
Shoe size: 10.5 wide (between 2E and 4E depending on brand)

Dick measurement: 8==D ~~ (|)

11/29/2009 8:19:18 PM

why did you measure your neck

11/29/2009 8:20:20 PM

20" Neck

[Edited on November 29, 2009 at 8:21 PM. Reason : ^dress shirts]

11/29/2009 8:20:38 PM

force of habit

11/29/2009 8:20:55 PM

Quote :

"why did you measure your neck"

...you need to know the measurement when buying men's shirts if you expect to be able to wear them with a tie. real men don't walk around with their shirts unbuttoned all the way down to their navels.

11/29/2009 8:24:09 PM

Neck is about 17" I think

[Edited on November 29, 2009 at 8:28 PM. Reason : t]

11/29/2009 8:28:19 PM