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"Wouldn't the toothpaste have some sort of anti-bacterial properties anyway?"

i honestly don't know
that's a good question!

[Edited on December 5, 2009 at 10:22 PM. Reason : do i win something ? ]

12/5/2009 10:22:10 PM

2 clean

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"sticking your tongue in toilet water"

except that she wouldn't be doing no such thing or remotely equivalent to it (even by a factor of a million) if she were to clean it the way i suggested and then use it. yeah, i wouldn't recommend that she take the tube out of the toilet using her prehensile tongue.

if exaggeration is the game, you win.

12/5/2009 10:22:23 PM

two pages of poop. good lord.

12/5/2009 10:22:31 PM

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"Wouldn't the toothpaste have some sort of anti-bacterial properties anyway?"

not all toothpastes have anti-bacterial stuff in them. only a few do, and are labeled as such. (usually triclosan)

12/5/2009 10:24:08 PM

granted yes
but some things are naturally antibacterial.(ie hypertonic substances-like honey with only lends itself to botulism spores).

i wonder if toothpaste is one.

[Edited on December 5, 2009 at 10:27 PM. Reason : ertre]

12/5/2009 10:27:27 PM

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"there are far more bacteria (and some more dangerous as well) on a phone receiver and a keyboard than on a toilet seat."

just thought I should point out that "on a toilet seat" and "in the fucking toilet" are quite different

12/6/2009 3:46:14 AM

i have to assume someone already said this, but why would the cap on or off make a difference?

12/6/2009 4:33:01 AM

only on TWW would there be a two page thread devoted to arguing over whether or not to throw away opened toothpaste that fell in the toilet.

12/6/2009 12:00:28 PM

^

12/6/2009 12:03:33 PM

add to my topiks!

12/6/2009 12:06:47 PM

^^^ because this is no longer about the toothpaste. It is about who is smarter and can school the other person on how uneducated they are in the microbiological and immunological arena

12/6/2009 12:30:01 PM

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"Because of molecules we are connected to the outside world from our bodies. Like when you smell things, because when you smell a smell it's not really a smell, it's a part of the object that has come off of it, molecules. So when you smell something bad, it's like in a way you're eating it. This is why you should not really smell things, in the same way that you don't eat everything in the world around you because as a smell, it gets inside of you. So the next time you go into the bathroom after someone else has been there, remember what kinds of molecules you are in fact eating."

-The Ice Storm

12/6/2009 10:10:57 PM

I am REALLY glad I saw this thread. I left it on my on my counter (instead of my basket) to remind myself to get more. I would have forgotten

goes in trash immediately

12/6/2009 11:52:02 PM

Better than doing this:

12/7/2009 12:15:52 AM

i brushed with oxyclean once.

You know that old toothbrush you have under your cabinet you use to scrub stains with? Well I had been scrubbing a stain with it, left it on my bathroom counter, and then later that night my toothpaste had the weirdest taste............

12/7/2009 12:42:17 AM

nice going

12/7/2009 12:43:36 AM

For me, Optimum has been the surprise star of this thread, because

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"ASS IS NOT A FLAVOR"

made me laugh, and because I did not know until now that Optimum was a homosexual.

[Edited on December 7, 2009 at 12:48 AM. Reason : I know so few homosexuals. Finding a new one is like finding a rare fossil that fucks guys.]

12/7/2009 12:46:26 AM

throw that shit out

for reals

12/7/2009 12:47:03 AM

this is why Sam's Club is in business... backup toothbrushes for backup toothbrushes

12/7/2009 12:48:17 AM