I'm sure she doesn't have the money to make them bigger if she can't afford dinner.

Though the amount of naked jumping jacks would be amusing.

12/7/2009 5:56:21 PM

how beatup is her shit if she needs a yard of dick to tickle her fancy. fuck her

12/7/2009 5:56:49 PM

I think it was a subtle hint that she only dates minorities.

12/7/2009 5:58:59 PM

i'm pretty sure she's only been with white guys before

12/7/2009 6:01:28 PM

I would tickle her fancy.

12/7/2009 6:03:46 PM

*sigh* dammit

12/7/2009 6:32:06 PM

lol
better pic plz

not that the pic isn't good

it's just retardedly small

and this is really just for my pleasure, since I have no chance with any girl

12/7/2009 6:33:06 PM

12/7/2009 6:33:23 PM

If you're really trying to get some D, as a heterosexual female i must reccomend Walls1441

I'm AstralAdvent and i approved this message.

12/7/2009 6:33:50 PM

Lawls1441

12/7/2009 6:39:19 PM

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12/7/2009 9:55:13 PM

you just tried to post a picture from your email, didn't you?

DIDN'T YOU?!

12/7/2009 9:55:47 PM

fixed it

12/7/2009 9:59:37 PM

i'm flexing my pecs right now and i feel pretty good

12/7/2009 10:00:54 PM

I don't think I would want to hang out with a chick who would do naked jumping jacks for a free meal

but maybe that's just me

12/7/2009 10:00:54 PM

you don't have to hang out with her. you just have to punish her penis purse with powerful pelvic thrusts from your prosthetic 7 inch pork sword

12/7/2009 10:02:59 PM

What if she enjoys doing naked jumping jacks? Maybe the meal was just a bonus.

12/7/2009 10:03:58 PM

i'll submit an app itt

12/7/2009 10:15:11 PM

the second pic has my attention

12/7/2009 10:16:24 PM

you have my attention. now tell me more.

12/7/2009 10:19:43 PM

12/7/2009 10:31:38 PM

I nominate zorthage.

12/7/2009 10:40:19 PM

tell her to come to Charleston and she can hang out with me.

12/7/2009 11:08:15 PM

:shrug: I'd hit it

12/7/2009 11:13:03 PM

Quote :

"so who's this broad?"

12/7/2009 11:56:21 PM

I'd have sex with her, if you know what I mean.

12/7/2009 11:58:10 PM

^^my roommate

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12/8/2009 1:32:41 AM

I'd take her out and buy her a nice dinner at a local eatery, then maybe catch a film before driving her home with respectful intentions of another date at a later time.

Then sneak in when she's asleep and rape her.

But really though, I'd romance her if she weren't so hard to take her seriously.

12/8/2009 1:51:12 AM

^^you ever get that sex problem with your girlfriend worked out?


and no. i don't date chicks who need to get laid. because afterwards they wanna fall in love and before you know it you're an asshole and they're cheating on you with their boss.

funk dat.

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12/8/2009 1:51:32 AM

hell yeah anoher hussey

12/8/2009 1:53:56 AM

how does she feel about the final countdown?

12/8/2009 1:55:16 AM

and smiley faces?

12/8/2009 1:58:06 AM

yes also smiley faces

12/8/2009 1:58:43 AM

I nominate LimpyNuts

12/8/2009 3:13:55 AM

no more tdub virgins

12/8/2009 3:18:33 AM

^x7

Working on it. There has been some progress.

12/8/2009 3:21:04 AM

i will do Saikaubi so hard that she will scream internet catch phrases.

12/8/2009 3:28:08 AM

set em up

12/8/2009 3:30:07 AM

Id let her rape me

but he was hot so it was ok.

12/8/2009 3:50:15 AM

Quote :

"set em up"

LOL seriously?

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12/8/2009 4:03:26 AM

Quote :

"but I want to know where to find some marzipan. "

Umm, the baking goods aisle in any large grocery store.

12/8/2009 4:06:11 AM

^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^

yeah i totally would too!

12/8/2009 4:11:47 AM

dear bdmazur

did you ever tell this chick that i'd jam on her hott? i feel like that's an offer that cant be passed upppp

12/8/2009 10:25:54 AM

I'm free all day if this bitch wants to get turned out.

It's time for her to put out or get out.

12/8/2009 10:41:17 AM

sorry TWW, nothing will come of this.

12/8/2009 11:27:07 AM

NOT AS ADVERTISED

12/8/2009 11:27:53 AM

12/8/2009 11:28:08 AM

12/8/2009 11:28:13 AM

I'm starting to think this thread was not made with her consent.

12/8/2009 11:30:06 AM

12/8/2009 11:30:47 AM