I can count 2
12/7/2009 5:09:39 PM
im very conservative and a registered and a republican that respects multiple perspectivesi like plants and i like to fight and i bounce, given all that im super nice and personable, i actually hate meatheads like some of these fathead roiders on tdub[fuck that]
12/7/2009 5:10:00 PM
I just live!
12/7/2009 5:11:11 PM
a nigga like me always lust jive
12/7/2009 5:12:01 PM
I don' tknow what makes me unique on tww.
12/7/2009 5:12:51 PM
i can think of a few things
12/7/2009 5:14:05 PM
name them!
12/7/2009 5:14:56 PM
i masturbate < 10 times per day
12/7/2009 5:40:50 PM
12/7/2009 5:48:36 PM
epic black conservatism
12/7/2009 6:37:06 PM
i say the n word like no one elseI'm AstralAdvent and i approved this message.
12/7/2009 6:38:19 PM
I have t-dub's largest dick.
12/7/2009 6:39:03 PM
I have t-dub's largest dick ass.
12/7/2009 6:40:53 PM
I have TWWs largestcrap I got nothinbelly maybe? tho I sincerely doubt mine's the biggest ]
12/7/2009 6:43:10 PM
i've probably worked for more twwers than anyone else
12/7/2009 8:29:04 PM
i have a tww action figure of myself. its not unique, but its rare.
12/7/2009 10:10:51 PM
Resident hearing aid wearer, I guess.
12/7/2009 10:14:15 PM
I'm a fag in Texas.
12/7/2009 10:14:39 PM
i have micropenis
12/7/2009 10:15:36 PM
I am the only one that is obsessed with Hanson.
12/7/2009 10:16:19 PM
I am married to qntmAllahI am the other diabeticI am Maya's momI am the only AmnaI am a funny female poaster
12/7/2009 10:18:32 PM
i'm Slave Famous
12/7/2009 10:24:14 PM
i'm EMCE
12/7/2009 10:24:36 PM
I'm gunzz
12/7/2009 10:26:31 PM
I'm jackleg
12/7/2009 10:27:41 PM
i am user #10728.
12/7/2009 10:27:56 PM
I've been here a long ass time (user #180) and still post regularly.
12/7/2009 10:33:03 PM
i like big butts and I cannot lie
12/7/2009 10:39:25 PM
Men are occasionally attracted to me?
12/7/2009 10:41:21 PM
nah, i get that too
12/7/2009 10:44:55 PM
12/7/2009 10:45:23 PM
I am the same on tww as I am irl.
12/7/2009 10:46:29 PM
^^^ evan....
12/7/2009 10:46:51 PM
bitches love me cuz they know that I can fuck
12/7/2009 10:47:13 PM
12/7/2009 11:05:43 PM
12/7/2009 11:06:34 PM
I've owned the stages of ComedyWorx, Goodnight's Comedy Club, and Talley.
12/7/2009 11:25:38 PM
are you a funny person?
12/7/2009 11:26:18 PM
12/7/2009 11:36:11 PM
^^ I was. True story.[Edited on December 7, 2009 at 11:39 PM. Reason : .]
12/7/2009 11:39:09 PM
Well if you ever get famous for being funny I will give you permission to tell the story of how I ended up at the bottom of a hole in the middle of a floor at a gay bar with a couch on top of me.
12/7/2009 11:40:46 PM
i made a picture of the girl from twilight getting her pussy bit open by the vampire boy when their baby is coming out
12/7/2009 11:43:18 PM
^^ Sounds like comedic gold.^ Winner.
12/7/2009 11:48:26 PM
this thread had such potential...
12/15/2009 1:02:47 AM
did it?
12/15/2009 3:15:42 AM
so far, i don't think i've seen anyone else who used their first name as their usernamethat's about it, i guess
12/15/2009 3:21:29 AM
I've eaten Chinese food in the middle of a cloud of tear gas. The riot dispersed but I was hungry, goddammit.
12/15/2009 3:30:07 AM
^^do you think my first name is bob or something?
12/15/2009 3:57:29 AM
he didn't say contains your real namehe said "their first name"which implies just the first name
12/15/2009 4:44:04 AM
set em up
12/15/2009 12:53:17 PM