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"what did you have like diarrhea in the middle of the desert or something?"

middle of the ocean
middle of the woods
neuse river
various NC coastal tributaries

although i generally have a roll of TP stashed in a ziploc somewhere in the boat. the right technique is to hang your ass off over the gunwale and hold onto the grab bar on the center console.

12/10/2009 7:28:55 PM

^^^^Then he'd probably make you guy out of your car and do a few exercises to make sure you aren't intoxicated.

Or like the blood away in a sensual fashion, all the while his eyes turning a bright red.

[Edited on December 10, 2009 at 7:31 PM. Reason : ^^^^]

12/10/2009 7:30:33 PM

stranded
stranded on the bathroom bowl
what do you do when you're stranded
and you can't reach a roll?

12/10/2009 7:31:17 PM

one time when i was a kid i had to take a dump in the mall...and of course there was like 3 squares left on the TP roll, so i had to improvise and finish the deed with a 1991 Chili Davis Donruss baseball card out of a pack I had just bought at the sports collector shop...and the receipt

12/10/2009 7:31:42 PM

my friend told me the other day, that after he drank the night before he woke up and had to take a shit real bad. So he went into the bathroom and pooed and then realized that there was no toilet paper left. He then described how he walked into the bathroom fully clothed, and when he walked out he didnt have a shirt on anymore. hope this helps.

12/11/2009 12:48:53 AM

12/11/2009 12:50:08 AM