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12/11/2009 10:31:31 AM

Ahaha

12/11/2009 10:35:34 AM

Awesome

Best man....


I get to pork the brides maids in the coat closet.

12/11/2009 10:38:01 AM

12/11/2009 10:38:26 AM

^^ You want to pork BRAVEHEART22? Or my sis-in-law? BC eleusis might get

12/11/2009 10:39:12 AM

I'm not going to attend.

I'm offended

12/11/2009 10:40:52 AM

^ Then help me find a cute teedub bridesmaid.

12/11/2009 10:42:21 AM

I refuse

12/11/2009 10:43:48 AM

always the bridesmaid...never the bride

12/11/2009 10:44:08 AM

^^ You can get drunk and hook up w/her!

^ Bridesmaids don't have to deal with esspensib divorces.

12/11/2009 10:46:05 AM

^Neither will you boo.

12/11/2009 10:51:37 AM

oh this some ol bullshit

12/11/2009 10:55:58 AM

I'd like to attend, but plz don't assign any tasks to me as I'll probably be wasted.

12/11/2009 10:56:57 AM

same here.

12/11/2009 10:58:15 AM

Same here

This event will be known as Crunkfest 2010.

12/11/2009 11:01:53 AM

Agreed. [HWHAAAT?!?!?!?!....YAYEAHHHHH!?!?!?]

12/11/2009 11:03:37 AM

^^i'm sorry, we've already named Buck's 30th birthday that

12/11/2009 11:04:09 AM

Wait, so it went from a wedding to a Crunkfest in two pages?

12/11/2009 11:09:11 AM

what kinda weddings are you going to?

mine was totally a crunkfest. they made the last call for the bar before our official exit, so when we made our exit no one could throw confetti cuz they were two-fisting their drinks

12/11/2009 11:11:29 AM

pictures and videos or this dint happen

12/11/2009 11:15:54 AM

lucy... you got some splainin to do!

12/11/2009 11:15:54 AM

^^i'm so uploading a pic right now

12/11/2009 11:17:21 AM

[Edited on December 11, 2009 at 11:18 AM. Reason : upload some white folks wedding dance videos while you at it ]

12/11/2009 11:17:35 AM

one of our groomsmen (Big Dave) and a friend of ours (Marty)

both double-fisting as they come outside to join the line that will toast us as we exit

12/11/2009 11:19:01 AM

I couldn't stand up by myself for most of your Crunkfest/reception. Thank god for quietly and juanita. They kept me from falling on my face.

12/11/2009 11:24:07 AM

aww

pretty soon we'll have some fab Vegas wedding pics to add to this thread

12/11/2009 11:27:07 AM

Thisthhh isthhh gonna be Grrrreat!

12/11/2009 11:27:39 AM

^are you saying we're all gonna get Daffy Ducked?

12/11/2009 11:28:33 AM

Only if you wanna be

12/11/2009 11:30:32 AM

Sadly, I had to look that up. And the urban dictionary definition was oddly aimed at me:

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=daffy+duckin

Quote :

" Daffy Duckin N: A sexual act that involves your partner placing the bill of an aquatic avian animal into your anus. After the bill is firmly placed into the anal cavity, the water fowl is violently spanked to the point of causing the animal to quack. Jim said to Dan,"So Dan, did you go all the way with Lucy the other night?" With a coy smile, Dan responds,"Oh yeah! I think I am going to marry that girl. Her and I were Daffy Duckin half of the night. That is why I am standing. I can't sit down. Plus I think I am bleeding." "

12/11/2009 11:33:46 AM

Quote :

"mine was totally a crunkfest. they made the last call for the bar before our official exit, so when we made our exit no one could throw confetti cuz they were two-fisting their drinks"

lol...The last wedding I went to I ordered two glasses of wine and two beers at the last call. Then some guy who had asked for something else was accidentally handed two beers as well so I said I'd take them. So, I walked back to the group I was hanging out with holding 6 drinks which people seemed to find comical. I think I'm going to enjoy this wolfweb gala.

12/11/2009 11:34:19 AM

^^i thought it just meant getting fucked

^that sounds awesome. always get the bride & groom's money's worth at an open bar reception

[Edited on December 11, 2009 at 11:36 AM. Reason : .]

12/11/2009 11:36:11 AM

Hahaha...i too had to look it up....but this is what I got:

Quote :

"Daffy Ducked When one is arguing with another person and switches what they say so the other one will agree. Craig: "YES!" Alli: "NO!" Craig: "No." Alli: "YES!" Craig: "thanks for agreeing with me." Alli: "Hey, You just Daffy Ducked Me!!!!" "

12/11/2009 11:37:47 AM

i thought gettin daffy ducked was getting your beak pushed back

12/11/2009 11:38:48 AM

Holla!

12/11/2009 11:38:54 AM

12/11/2009 11:39:59 AM

Event of the century.

Tell me, Lucy....how good are you with a golf club?

12/11/2009 11:42:38 AM

I love to golf! Knight's Play is my hangout when I'm in Raleigh.

12/11/2009 11:45:04 AM

She'll go Elin Woods on your ass

12/11/2009 11:48:00 AM

^that why i asked

12/11/2009 12:01:15 PM

I could probably smash out the windows of your Escalade. But if you bought me a house-on-a-finger, all would be forgiven.

12/11/2009 12:04:52 PM

i'm showing up to this shit

and i'm objecting

you'd better be training with a speed bag, "Bobby Light"

12/12/2009 12:25:44 AM

See what happens when you run off to Vancouver, Mike?

Spite is an acceptable reason to get married, right?

12/12/2009 8:29:21 AM

OH SNAP!

12/12/2009 9:15:01 AM

Quote :

"Spite is an acceptable reason to get married, right?"

I told you, the women here mean nothing to me!

12/12/2009 9:37:29 AM

i shall show up with mike. we shall walk in hand and hand and yell at the top of our lungs "YOU SHALL NOT WED!"

12/12/2009 9:39:25 AM

That's pretty bromo, dude

Your job is to take on Bobby Light's best man while I'm occupied taking him out like the fuckin garbage

12/12/2009 9:44:53 AM

I stay strapped

12/12/2009 9:46:04 AM

"Bromo"? That word is so getting added to my vocab.

12/12/2009 10:08:23 AM

bromance?

12/12/2009 10:12:58 AM