Quote :

"they should be called floories, amirite?"

haha yes!

2/2/2010 1:33:17 PM

Quote :

"Are you a Dementor in disguise? ... Because you just took my breath away. "

that would work on me

2/2/2010 1:35:58 PM

^, ^^

2/2/2010 1:39:00 PM

^^"Hi" would work on you

[Edited on February 2, 2010 at 1:39 PM. Reason : kjh]

2/2/2010 1:39:09 PM

This happens to me quite a bit, mainly by older women in their 30's and 40's

At first I was taken aback and didn't really know what to do

But now I give them a quick once over and decide whether to brush them off or take them back to my place and bang them

2/2/2010 1:39:10 PM

I've been approached before, but not like that. That is reminiscent of middle school. Check that ID, just saying.

2/2/2010 1:41:21 PM

I've had fatties do this to me.

2/2/2010 1:43:17 PM

just go to ruckus and look for the drunkest girl there

2/2/2010 1:45:38 PM

...or hang out at 42nd St. Oyster Bar on a Thursday night and prepare for cougars on the prowl

your best bet is the one who can't move her face

botox barbies love a temporary self-esteem boost

2/2/2010 1:48:57 PM

that's how i found you lucy

2/2/2010 1:49:51 PM

hahaaha, i, too, have been hit on by a 50 y.o. cougar at 42nd st

2/2/2010 1:49:58 PM

roofies are would be too much hassle at a bar because you have to deal with dragging them out of the place and into a car/cab and then in the house and into the bedroom. It is should be a piece of cake at a house party though.

2/2/2010 1:50:48 PM

Quote :

"^sadly, that would probably work on a few girls I know."

Oh it would definitely work on me.

As would this:

If we were two squirrels would you let me bust a nut in your hole?

2/2/2010 1:51:28 PM

what can I say? 50-yr-old broads like me need love too.

2/2/2010 1:53:07 PM

Quote :

"ahaaha, i, too, have been hit on by a 50 y.o. cougar at 42nd st"

2/2/2010 1:54:00 PM

^^^ haha that is awesome.

I hit on a guy at a bar once. That taught me not to trust my own judgment.

[Edited on February 2, 2010 at 1:54 PM. Reason : .]

2/2/2010 1:54:16 PM

I've never been hit on by a cougar

2/2/2010 3:05:06 PM

Quote :

"1. see a girl giving you the look 2. go up and talk to her 3. profit "

what is this "look" you speak of? oh, you must mean this one:
its pretty much the only one i've ever seen.

2/2/2010 9:05:22 PM

Lol, my thread blew up.

Next time I will have to go over and at least have a look.

2/2/2010 10:51:16 PM

Quote :

"letting a beatup girl buy you drinks is a good way to get roofied and wake up with a swamp donkey"

2/2/2010 11:16:39 PM

i'm telling you.....just go up to ruckus, see a portly lady= profit

2/2/2010 11:56:17 PM

I'm with Chop in this thread...

2/3/2010 12:10:08 AM