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12/24/2009 8:31:07 AM

I dont answer the phone....I let my intern/secretary handle that.

12/24/2009 9:49:04 AM

"Good morning/afternoon/evening, [business name]."

12/24/2009 9:51:36 AM

when I worked at Chili's in highschool I had to say "Thank you for calling Chili's Triangle Towne Center, home of the presidente margarita and bottomless tostada chips, this is wlfpckrcd speaking..how can I help you?" no lie

12/24/2009 11:22:51 AM

I scream my last name so they can hear the all caps.

12/24/2009 11:57:48 AM

Quote :

""this is (my name)" "

12/24/2009 11:59:30 AM

Thank you for calling Cecil's Cockring Emporium, this is Eric.

or

It's a great day at Cecil's Cockring Emporium, this is Eric.

12/24/2009 12:05:21 PM

"first name"

12/24/2009 1:24:11 PM

"The Bar, Dave speaking"

12/24/2009 1:26:34 PM

"Hello, oh, hey, hold on. I'm shooting zombies, can I call you back in like an hour?"

12/24/2009 1:27:35 PM

Since my part-time job doesn't require me to answer the phone I have no experience .

My dad answers it "Ben."

12/24/2009 1:39:45 PM

If I'm working at the front desk: Good morning/afternoon [company name]


If I'm at my desk: Good morning/afternoon this is Samantha.

12/24/2009 1:45:30 PM

"Unsecured line, Precision Maintenance, (name)"

12/24/2009 1:52:55 PM

"Buddy the Elf, what's your favorite color?"

12/25/2009 1:27:20 PM

Thanks for calling Toys R Us, this is will how can i help you today

12/25/2009 1:42:02 PM