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12/25/2009 9:59:04 PM

12 showings of a christmas story

12/25/2009 10:00:35 PM

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"now Iron Man, that shit sucked"

you are a fool

12/25/2009 10:00:38 PM

i once made a thread condemning Iron Man, saying I would never see it

then I saw it, and took back my doubts ... i think it was because the trailer used BS's iron man song in it and i went all b/c of it

12/25/2009 10:02:11 PM

ralphie produced iron man was the point of that question

12/25/2009 10:08:46 PM

no shit? I did not know that.

In truth I cannot hold "Ralphie" responsible for this atrocity upon the human mind. He was merely a pawn of the larger Proto-Palestinian Zionist conspiracy to spread Ayn Randian sexual mores upon the nation.

12/25/2009 10:13:55 PM

Bunch of haters ITT. I for one, like this movie.

12/25/2009 10:24:48 PM

I like it, but I have only seen parts of it. The past 2 years I have spent my day watching the Monster Jam marathon on Speed Channel.

[Edited on December 26, 2009 at 1:23 AM. Reason : .]

12/26/2009 1:22:31 AM

I liked this movie the first four or five times I had to see it. I was indifferent the next four or five. I've hated it for years.

12/26/2009 1:28:12 AM

I saw it for the first time a few weeks ago. Eh. I thought his expression while the kids were daring each other was funny.

12/26/2009 1:29:32 AM

I LOVE THIS MOVIE

i've watched it every year since nineteen-eighty-fucking-whatever. probably seen it 100 times. I'll watch it another goddamned 100 times before i'm dead, god willing.

and i'll laugh at every motherfucking scene, too.

AND i quote the sonofabitchin movie at every chance i get.

so fuck all you haters.

12/26/2009 2:08:06 AM

die

12/26/2009 8:09:25 AM

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"I LOVE THIS MOVIE i've watched it every year since nineteen-eighty-fucking-whatever. probably seen it 100 times. I'll watch it another goddamned 100 times before i'm dead, god willing. and i'll laugh at every motherfucking scene, too. AND i quote the sonofabitchin movie at every chance i get. so fuck all you haters."

Hell yeah

12/26/2009 8:14:37 AM

I'm not a hater but I don't like the movie.

12/26/2009 8:17:39 AM

thank-fucking-god it's the 26th. Now on to 11 blissful Ralphie-free months.

12/26/2009 8:25:24 AM

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"i can see how it may be annoying that it's been playing non-stop for the past 24 hours but no one can really hate this movie! it's awesome! every year my dad tells me how much he loves this movie. so much so that when i was little i always pictured my dad acting/looking like ralphie"

i loveeee this movie.

^^^what they said

12/26/2009 9:00:13 AM

POAST

12/26/2009 9:35:27 AM

Best Christmas movie of all time. Hands down, not even close.

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" wanna be Wonder Years "

Actually - Wonder years was a diect ripoff off "The Christms Story"

To find an American city resembling an Indiana town of the 1940s, director Bob Clark sent his location scouts to twenty cities before selecting Cleveland, Ohio, as the site for filming.


The people of Cleveland were incredibly cooperative during filming, donating antique vehicles from every corner of the city. These vintage vehicles helped to enhance the authenticity of the production design.


Ralph's school exteriors were filmed at Victoria School in St. Catharines, Ontario, Canada.


Cameo: [Jean Shepherd] writer/narrator, is the irate man waiting in the Santa line at the department store. The woman standing behind Shepherd is his wife, Leigh Brown.


Singer/Songwriter Pepper McGowan was an extra during the mall scene.


Jean Shepherd's book "In God We Trust: All Others Pay Cash", which the film is partly based on, is a collection of short stories that Jean Shepherd wrote for "Playboy" magazine during the 1960s, including the stories about the tongue sticking to the flagpole, and eating Christmas dinner at a Chinese restaurant. The subplot of the mangy dogs constantly harassing The Old Man was taken from another of Mr. Shepherd's short story collections, "Wanda Hickey's Night Of Golden Memories and Other Disasters." In that book, the character of Ralph is about 17 years old.


The film's setting is a town in Indiana, but was actually filmed in Cleveland, Ohio. The street the "Parker's" live in is called "Cleveland Street".


The movie was set in Hammond Indiana. References were made throughout the film to support this claim. Examples: Harding school (on 165th St.) where Flick stuck his tongue to the flagpole, Goldblatt's department store, the mention of Griffith (a city that borders Hammond), Cleveland Street, Hohman Ave, and other streets that are located in Hammond. Although the movie was not filmed in Hammond the houses and look of the film is very authentic. Jean Shepherd (Writer) grew up in Hammond.


Parts of the movie, including the Christmas tree shopping scene, were filmed in Toronto, Ontario. One of Toronto's trademark red trolleys can be seen driving by the shot of the outside of the tree lot.


The St. Catharine's Museum owns some props used in the film, including two pairs of Ralphie's glasses including the pair that was smashed, and two scripts.


According to the Daisy Air Rifle manufacturers on the Special Edition DVD documentary on the history of the Red Ryder BB Gun, the gun did exist except for one error in the story: The gun did not have a compass and sundial as mentioned in the movie. According to the historians, writer Jean Shepard confused the Red Ryder gun with another rifle that did have those features. But because the story and screen play were scripted to have the compass and sundial, guns had to be specially made for the movie.


Director Cameo: [Bob Clark] Swede, the dim-witted neighbor, who marvels at the Leg Lamp from outside.


Inspired the creation of "The Wonder Years" (1988).


The film was released just before Thanksgiving and became a surprise hit. By the time Christmas rolled around, the movie had already been pulled from most theaters because it had been "played out". After complaints were lodged at the theater owners and the studio, the film played on select screens until after the first of the year 1984.


According to Director Bob Clark, Jack Nicholson was given the script and was very much interested in the role of Mr. Parker, "The Old Man". However, Clark didn't learn of this until later and the studio didn't want to pay Nicholson's fee anyway, which would have doubled the budget. Regardless, Clark says that Darren McGavin was still the better choice and was born to play the role.


The "major award" was based on a real lamp: an illuminated Nehi logo.


The Radio Orphan Annie decoder pin that Ralphie receives is the 1940 "Speedomatic" model, indicating that the movie takes place in December, 1940. Different decoder badges were made each year from 1935-1940. By 1941, the decoders were made of paper.


The Department Store featured in the Santa scene is really Higbee's in Downtown Cleveland. There were no Higbee's in Hammond.


During the filming in downtown Cleveland, the antique automobile club members, whose cars were used, were given a route to follow on Public Square. They were instructed to continue circling the square until otherwise instructed. Road salt was a major concern for the car owners and the cars were pressure-washed after each day's filming and parked underground beneath the Terminal Tower.


When the character of Scut Farkas first appears, the "Wolf" music from Sergei Prokofiev's "Peter and the Wolf" plays in the background. The name "Farkas" is derived from the Hungarian word for "wolf".


The Parker's Oldsmobile is a 1937 Model 6, four-door sedan with Indiana license plate 56 498.


Mrs. Parker's memory is correct. The Lone Ranger's nephew, Dan Reid, rode a horse named "Victor". He was the son of the Lone Ranger's horse, Silver.


While reading the newspaper at the kitchen table the "Old Man" angrily mentions that the "Sox traded Bullfrog". This is a reference to long time Chicago White Sox pitcher Bill Dietrich, who's nickname was Bullfrog. He pitched during the 1930s and 1940s. Dietrich was never traded from the Sox, he was released September 18, 1946.


Ralphie says that he wanted the "Red Ryder BB Gun" 28 times.


The character of Red Ryder, whose name bears the BB Gun Ralphie is desperately trying to acquire, is a real comic book (and radio) character that existed in the 1930's-40's, akin to popular western heroes like Roy Rogers, Gene Autry, and the Lone Ranger.


The piece of music that plays after Ralphie says "fudge", and after the lamp breaks for the second time, is the opening of "Hamlet" by Pyotr Ilyich Tchaikovsky.


White Sox player Bill "Bullfrog" Dietrich (Bill Dietrich) is mentioned as being traded. He was traded to the White Sox in 1936 and from the White Sox in 1946. Since the family drives a 1937 Olds, it would imply it was the 1946 trade. This would be consistent with the soldiers present at Higbee's corner window in the movie opening, since the war may have just ended. However, war-era versions of the decoder badge were paper due to the shortage and Little Orphan Annie was off the air well before 1946.


Bob Clark's success with the teen-sex comedy Porky's (1982) allowed him the ability to make a movie he wanted to make. Without Porky's there would have been no Christmas Story.


For the scene in which Flick's tongue sticks to the flagpole, a hidden suction tube was used to safely create the illusion that his tongue had frozen to the metal.


An elaborate fantasy sequence - in which Ralphie joins Flash Gordon to fight Ming the Merciless - was filmed but dropped from the final cut.


In 2005, the original home used for the exterior shots of the family home was put up for auction on eBay and avid fan of the movie Brian Jones managed to purchase the home directly from the seller for $150,000.00 USD. Jones then spent the following year restoring the home to the way it looked on screen. The exterior of the home was completely restored and the interior was renovated to match the interior of the home shown in the movie. (Parts of the interior was actually filmed in a Toronto studio) On November 25th, 2006, the famous home finally opened its doors as a tourist attraction. Jones spent close to $500,000.00 USD in preparation for this grand opening. In addition, Jones also purchased the house next door and converted it to a gift shop and museum dedicated to the film and the house.


Director Bob Clark mentions in the commentary on the 2003 DVD that he worked with writer Jean Shepherd for nearly ten years on the concept of ‘A Christmas Story’ before the film was made.


According to Peter Billingsley (young Ralphie) in the DVD Commentary, the nonsensical ramblings that Ralphie exclaims while beating up Scott Farkus were scripted, word for word.


In the beginning credits, the actress portraying Mrs. Parker is listed correctly as Melinda Dillon. In the ending credits she is incorrectly listed as Melinda Dillion.


A behind-the-scenes documentary named 'Road Trip for Ralphie' follows two mega-fans on a two-year quest to locate and visit every location used in the movie. Along the way, they uncover Miss Shields' chalk board from a dumpster, discover all the movie costumes hidden in a Toronto warehouse, track down the antique fire truck seen in the movie and visit the forgotten location of the actual Chop Suey Palace.


In early December of 2008, there was a contest to see who can portray the best Ralphie, whether if it's him in a pink bunny suit, or in his winter apparel in celebration of the movie's 25th anniversary. Plus they revealed the house in Cleavland where the movie was filmed.


Clarkworld (2009) is a heart-warming documentary on "A Christmas Story" director Bob Clark. The documentary's director, Deren Abram, worked with Bob Clark for over a decade before Clark and his 22-year old son, Ariel, were killed by a drunk driver in April 2007.

12/26/2009 10:38:33 AM

I hate this movie.

Last year, it was on all day, and I was ready to murder someone.

Last night, the last thing I remember thinking was "Hey! I didn't hear or see a minute of A Christmas Story! Hell yeahzzzzzzzzzzzzzz..."

12/26/2009 4:55:00 PM

SIGNED!

I also hate Christmas Vacation.

12/26/2009 5:13:46 PM

^^ but you're ugly and you smell bad.

^ you cant discuss "A Christmas Story" and "Christmas Vacation" in the same context. "A Christmas Story" is a uniquely original screenplay. "Christmas Vacation" is a cheesy sequel trying to capitalize on the previous success of a uniquely original screenplay.

12/26/2009 6:56:23 PM

Fair enough. I suppose my seething hatred stems from the ubiquity of both films that seems to permeate and at times dominate the holiday season. I could probably stand to endure "A Christmas Story" once a season but certainly not "Christmas Vacation". Even the opening theme grates my nerves.

12/26/2009 10:51:52 PM