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1/26/2010 3:28:19 PM

perfect, soft, and plus-sized.

1/26/2010 3:28:48 PM

so a good parody to this thread would be

vagina type preferences. ready go

1/26/2010 3:35:03 PM

^simpsons did it

1/26/2010 3:36:49 PM

is that a joke about that south park episode?

1/26/2010 3:37:40 PM

for page 2

1/26/2010 3:57:06 PM

for page 2:

that bitch up top is NOT curvy

this is curvy:

1/26/2010 4:02:22 PM

Quote :

"you only like to sound pretentious so that way people will acknowledge you and in some circumstances argue with you so that way you can participate in an argument to self justify how smart you believe you are. i wouldn't mind your half-witted commentary if you were actually addressing points through valid reason in order make people more aware and conciensious of the world around them. but no, instead, you rather fight for the world to make you feel better about yourself, McDanger"

Let me replace your false theory with a true one: I put as much effort into this site as anybody here

1/26/2010 4:06:11 PM

that plus sized chick is a damn spitting image of my wife, both face and body type

1/26/2010 4:09:54 PM

slender.

1/26/2010 4:11:59 PM

Quote :

"that plus sized chick is a damn spitting image of my wife, both face and body type"

you, sir, are a very lucky man

also, worthless without pics

[Edited on January 26, 2010 at 4:13 PM. Reason : 

1/26/2010 4:13:10 PM

is it your wife?

1/26/2010 4:14:19 PM

^ i don't know. she used to do some modeling. i want to get the original in higher res and send it to her. the resemblance is uncanny.

Quote :

"you, sir, are a very lucky man also, worthless without pics"

let me see if i can find some that resemble the one in the OP. its hard b/c i don't have any pics with her in her bra and panties so its hard to compare, but i know what she looks like naked and its just like that chick.

for reference











i don't know if this helps b/c she doesn't have a pic in the same pose or close as in the OP.

[Edited on January 26, 2010 at 4:31 PM. Reason : ..]

1/26/2010 4:26:18 PM

Quote :

"Let me replace your false theory with a true one: I put as much effort into this site as anybody here"

Really? Would that be effort in aggregate or any given time? When you say anybody I assume that would include those of us who put in the very least of effort. If so that patently false as is evidenced by your readiness to defend to the death anything and all things on your projected social agenda.

Now that we know you're true theory is anything but, lets examine my claim.

The post on page one provides a firm example of what appears to be a trend with you. A teaser comment set to bait individuals to discuss (read: argue) with you a series of points you've already organized and prepared in anticipation of this response.

To further ensure you can participate in your thinly veiled charade not only will you make comments that are often radical (here you'll suggest only to some) but be disingenuous about the intent in the comments made by posters before you so that they'll be certain to jump to their defense.

normally i would describe such behavior as trollish, but your desired outcome isn't to rattle someone as much as it is to provide you an opportunity to jack off to your own intellect while ostensibly fighting for a more moral society. thus, in your case, you're no troll but rather a narcissist who has managed to hide from himself not only his faults but his underlying low self-esteem.

[Edited on January 26, 2010 at 4:38 PM. Reason : wrong tag]

1/26/2010 4:37:55 PM

Quote :

"Now that we know you're true theory is anything but, lets examine my claim.."

(1) you are theory
(2) no

1/26/2010 4:41:19 PM

hey look at this faggot arguing on the internet in the middle of a tits and ass thread


WHAT A FAG!



his username should be IRSERIOUSFAG

[Edited on January 26, 2010 at 4:49 PM. Reason : shourl]

1/26/2010 4:49:08 PM

Quote :

"Really? Would that be effort in aggregate or any given time? When you say anybody I assume that would include those of us who put in the very least of effort. If so that patently false as is evidenced by your readiness to defend to the death anything and all things on your projected social agenda. Now that we know you're true theory is anything but, lets examine my claim. The post on page one provides a firm example of what appears to be a trend with you. A teaser comment set to bait individuals to discuss (read: argue) with you a series of points you've already organized and prepared in anticipation of this response. To further ensure you can participate in your thinly veiled charade not only will you make comments that are often radical (here you'll suggest only to some) but be disingenuous about the intent in the comments made by posters before you so that they'll be certain to jump to their defense. normally i would describe such behavior as trollish, but your desired outcome isn't to rattle someone as much as it is to provide you an opportunity to jack off to your own intellect while ostensibly fighting for a more moral society. thus, in your case, you're no troll but rather a narcissist who has managed to hide from himself not only his faults but his underlying low self-esteem. [Edited on January 26, 2010 at 4:38 PM. Reason : wrong tag]"

1/26/2010 4:50:32 PM

^3 you showed me.

clap

clap

clap.

[Edited on January 26, 2010 at 4:51 PM. Reason : 3]

1/26/2010 4:51:15 PM

lots of tww posters who i can barely distinguish from white noise have these weird theories of me that they probably drew on a white board in their mom's basement with lots of boxes and arrows

1/26/2010 4:51:50 PM

based on these pictures:

Soft
Slender
Perfect
Curvy

honorable mentions to firm and plus sized

1/26/2010 4:52:17 PM

doesn't make them any less accurate

1/26/2010 4:52:34 PM

maybe you should spend less time having me pegged and more time doing something

1/26/2010 4:54:06 PM

another excellent retort.

i can barely stand from being pwnt'd so hard.

1/26/2010 4:54:40 PM

get a room guys

1/26/2010 4:54:46 PM

butthurting aside, i approve of this thread

1/26/2010 7:56:39 PM

i think i'm a combo of soft and skinnyfat. probably mostly soft but without such fluffy boobs

1/26/2010 8:06:26 PM

Quote :

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DUDE sparky's wife didn't get nearly as much appreciation as she deserves

1/26/2010 8:09:37 PM

^ agreed

1/26/2010 8:10:46 PM

i feel bad calling someone's wife hot (i feel it implies i'm hitting on her), but i will say she is very attractive.

while soft is probably my favorite, any of the girls in the OP are fine by me with the exception of anorexic, skinny, body builder (its a man, baby), and land whale. those are all no deal.

1/26/2010 8:19:04 PM

I like curvy the best...but lol that bitch ain't curvy.

1/26/2010 8:53:02 PM

plus-sized like whoa

1/26/2010 9:04:38 PM

DAT BELLY is ripe to drop a load on.

1/27/2010 6:54:13 AM