You're fine as long as you stay on the light blue water. The dark blue water will fuck you up.

1/26/2010 11:08:01 PM

If I get shot by anything from fire balls to bullets, all I have to do is walk over blue bottles to regain my health. What's lucky is anywhere demons are located, so are blue bottles.

1/26/2010 11:08:35 PM

playing as oddjob is fucking cheating

1/26/2010 11:09:42 PM

no matter how far you drive your boat out into the water, when you turn around you haven't gone anywhere

1/26/2010 11:10:53 PM

beat up on giant grasshoppers for about ten hours

and the giant horned beasts who shoot meteors at you will be no problem

[Edited on January 27, 2010 at 12:07 AM. Reason : .]

1/27/2010 12:04:36 AM

The air force will only send in support after you get several kills.

1/29/2010 3:48:31 PM

You can run up a ladder while holding a machine gun with both hands.

After kicking someone's ass, the most humiliating way to end the fight is by making them dance.

If someone attacks you with moves that are obviously part of a sequence, perform a simple move that will result in a C-C-COMBO BREAKER!

1/29/2010 3:53:54 PM

banana peels make you wreck

1/29/2010 3:56:59 PM

you can shot a lot and still make a fully recovery... thx COD:MW2

1/29/2010 3:59:22 PM

if you see food on the ground, eat it

all chicks are hot & wear revealing clothes

1/29/2010 4:02:05 PM

can't jump without a feather

the best projectiles are turtle shells

the secret to reincarnation is to collect a lot of coins

1/29/2010 4:03:39 PM

^ and eat random mushrooms

1/29/2010 4:06:42 PM

1/29/2010 4:08:57 PM

Quote :

"playing as oddjob is fucking cheating"

winnar

1/29/2010 4:15:55 PM

How has no one said this one yet.

If you shoot a barrel, any barrel, it will explode. Always. Its like Newton's 3rd law.

1/29/2010 4:45:55 PM

Lara Croft must always be wasted

because she never moves very well

1/29/2010 4:46:41 PM

Headshots are (almost) always an instant kill.

1/29/2010 4:50:28 PM