I was going to an English class I had a few semesters ago with a really hot instructor. I got to class a few minutes early and was really really tired, so I lay down on the floor against the wall. Everyone else starts to arrive and they're all wearing red shirts, and I'm not sure why. Then I realize I have no idea where I parked my car. The instructor gets there and students casually start to discuss our assigned reading, which was something about dead babies. There's a middle aged black woman in the class and she shares that reading it was especially difficult for her because she had a baby that died. Then she kisses the instructor, and he looks really awkward, but lets her because he feels bad about her dead baby. I start laughing to myself because of the awkward situation he is in.

Then I woke up.

1/29/2010 7:40:23 PM

yo is my dream gonna get analyzed or what

2/2/2010 10:33:45 AM

So. I had this really weird dream last night. I was a "commando" running around a rural field during sundown. The temperature was about 75* outside, humidity low, skies clear. There was a small outpost about 500 yards away. I had infiltrated it with my colleague, I suppose to obtain some sort of information/documents. To best describe my colleague, I would say he was a mix between Chuck Norris "bad-assery" and Macgyver "ingenuity." We were friends, though I can't recall his name. Anyways, we decide to split up and approach the outpost from two different sides. As I approach the outpost, I find a rocket launcher sitting under a tree. How convinient. Of course, upon my finding this rocket launcher, a damn Russian Hind, as seen below, pops of out NO WHERE. I mean, this is a pretty damn open field, where the hell a Hind would come out and immediately fly towards me, I have no idea. And other than the outpost, which is now ~300 yards away, the closest "cover" is about 1000 yards away (the outpost was in the middle of a giant field/prairie, surrounded by woodlands).



Anyways, this helicopter gets within about 100 yards, looking for me because God damnit they know I'm there , but I somehow am able to "hide" under the only tree in the entire "pasture" of grass. I take aim, and quickly dispose of my threat. Upon doing so, I turn around, ditching the rocket launcher and notice a guard approaching me. Somehow I catch HIM off guard, and I take him out with a quick jab to the jugular. He wasn't armed (WTF), so I snap his neck to insure I am not followed and he doesn't alarm the other guards. I notice he looks similar to me, so I take his uniform. I strip him down, take his uniform and hide him in the tree, which was an oak tree.

I run down, infiltrate the outpost. the next thing I know, I'm in an elevator heading to a central networking junction. As I step out and into a corridor, another guard comes up to me and joins me. Apparently, the guy I killed must have done wrong to this guard or something. Since we were alone, he asked me where I was going to run (again, wtf is it with these "gaurds" not being armed with a gun or something?) He whips out a knife. I tell him to take it easy and that I'm on his side. He cuts me across my left arm. I take and and tell him to chill the fuck out, trying not to blow my cover. I needed time to snoop, and the last thing I wanted was to kill a guard and possibly expose myself. I scouted the room, with this man following me. I find nothing in the room and proceed to evacuate to the checkpoint for extraction. The man continues to follow me, waving his knife around.

I walk outside and realize the main gate is a no go. So somehow, I scale this ~8" wooden fence. This fence looks like it was from the frackin' medieval days. SURE ENOUGH, this damn gaurd also climbed the fence and was still following me. After hearing him jump down from that fence, I knew I had enough. I snatched the knife out of his hand as I swung a quick hook with my left fist across his face. Then with a swift but furious motion, I sent his own, 4" double serrated knife into his stomach, twisted it 90 degrees, and pulled it out. I turn around and my comrade just hopped the fence too, with data disks in his pocket. The mission was a success.



[Edited on February 2, 2010 at 10:56 AM. Reason : .]

2/2/2010 10:53:34 AM

oh damn...I'll get to these dreams...I got a lot of school work I need to do today...so next time I'm caught up on stuff I'll get to them!

2/2/2010 12:32:47 PM

ok i used to have this dream when i was little, havent had it in forever though

i was in my backyard, and somehow there is a bull in there chasing me...i run from it for a little while and right before it gets to me i wake up

2/2/2010 12:36:16 PM

next time you're ready:

I'm walking around this huge "beach" house that sits up high on a steep cliff overlooking an amazingly clear, blue bay. Looks Mediterranean-ish. The house is huge and I'm walking around it, looking at all the many staircases and the beach type furnishings. White carpets, huge fridge, floral pattern furniture, wicker chairs, etc. Then I sit down on the couch and all of a sudden, my girlfriend is blowing me. I wake up with an erection.

ANALYZE THAT!

2/2/2010 12:38:52 PM

^ sounds like you have deep seeded issues with intimacy

2/2/2010 12:42:19 PM

i got one:

the high-up dude who hired me for my job that i start in June was in a house with me and saw our nerf guns and started shooting me. i grabbed one, but it wasn't loaded, so while i'm trying to load the nerf gun he gets really close and keeps shooting me with foam darts in the head/face.

that's it

2/5/2010 12:59:08 PM

^LOL

like way out loud

2/5/2010 1:01:44 PM

it was weird as fuck. it's not like i'm friends with the guy or anything. probably only met him face-to-face 5 or 6 times.

[Edited on February 5, 2010 at 1:05 PM. Reason : me and my roommate have an arsenal of like 3 or 4 nerf guns btw]

2/5/2010 1:04:47 PM

I'm gonna start charging a fee...if you want me to interpret your dream it's gonna cost you $5....you can send it to me through pay pal...

2/5/2010 2:53:30 PM

How bout no.

2/5/2010 2:56:19 PM

don't quit your day job

2/5/2010 3:13:05 PM

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2/5/2010 4:08:57 PM

I am disappointed. my dream means nothing. My dream has been shattered.

Lots of Broken hearts itt

2/5/2010 7:35:18 PM

dream #1. I'm at a gas station buying lottery tickets with my dad (something we never do IRL). we leave the gas station and are walking back to our car when a thug looking man approaches. He has a gun in his hand and demands for my wallet, i'm somewhat shielded by the passenger door being opened so i say ok and go for my gun which is in the same area. I pull the gun on him and pull the trigger only to hear the click and realize the magazine is empty. brief pause, end of dream.




there was another dream too where i was driving the cast of the Jersey Shore to meet a fortune teller. for some reason the headlights wouldn't work. I saw a homeless man on the side of the road and turned to look. when i looked back i was driving right towards another large SUV without headlights. we impacted, brief pause, end dream. That one was more of a WTF is going on in my head dream.

2/11/2010 8:03:48 AM

i had a dream where you were killing everybody

2/12/2010 11:26:10 AM

while attending a Kanye concert at a mall, the food court turned into a spaceship and flew away, killing a bunch of people. Out the rubble, Conan started his new show.

(this was a dream I had last night)

2/16/2010 1:17:52 PM

i had three last night that i remember.

1. I was playing pool, and at first the balls were right. the second game when we tried to rack them there were like 5 1-balls, a couple others, but we played. the 3rd game we were missing like 3 balls and the rack was all bent, and they didn't fit in a triangle right... that's all i remember.

2. I was shopping with my ex-gf, who I haven't seen in like 6 years, but I talk to on occasion. We were buying jewelry I think, and I bought her somethin pretty expensive, and we were cool, and I had to bitch at the jewelry store lady for something, then we left.

3. I was in a school or mall, and there was supposed to be some terrorist attack, so we were locked in and they were trying to give us some sort of vaccine but I didn't want to. The only people in charge were some emo kids dressed in all black that had guns for some reason. I tried escaping but they were all over the outside too so I just walked back and had my finger pricked which woke me up.

2/16/2010 5:50:05 PM

i had some seriously strange (stranger than the usual) dreams last night.

1. first i dreamed i was at the beach with my cousins and whole family and i was wearing pink uggs in the sand (?? randommm). and i dreamed my mom somehow came back to life or never died or something. but then when we were on the beach she fell down and i was like omg what is wrong. and she was like i think i just had an aneurysm or a stroke. get a doctor. so i got a doctor and i was like "she is recovering from cancer help her!" and then i don't really know what happened after that cause the next thing i remember is...

2. dreaming that our dog (but it isn't really our dog, in the dream it was but we don't even have a family dog anymore) got shot and i got shot in the wrist while i was in the park with my mom. i carried the dog across the street to the vet and they were like "who shot the dog" and my wrist was bleeding really bad but no one really cared. and i said i think i saw a man walk up but i don't know. and my mom just said "you shot the dog you shot the dog" and then i don't really know what happened cause the next thing i remember is...

3. my parents telling me they never loved me and that i shot myself and the dog because i'm crazy. even though it was definitely someone else that shot the dog. and i kept crying and saying "why don't you love me anymore" and they were like "to tell you the truth we never loved you." and i was like "why would i shoot the dog and myself. i've never even shot a gun before except in vietnam i only shot the AK-47 in vietnam because it was safe. i don't even know how to shoot a gun. and i was the one that took care of you when you were sick and saved you on the beach" and i got kicked out of my house and had to take all of my stuff and i had no where to live.

but that's all i remember. i was really sad when i woke up from this series of dreams though

2/16/2010 6:23:57 PM

ok I need you to figure this one out for me cause it fucked me up for a good long time.

I was on the floor in a room and couldn't get up for some reason. On the wall was a big ass flat screen tv with a webcam. On the screen was my family. Apparently I was dying from something and it was preventing me from moving to get help or anything. I explained that I was dying to my whole family and then told them I was going to take a pill that would end it faster because I guess the way I was going would be painful and drawn out. So I take the pill and explain what it does....this pill decapitates me from inside! So my neck was splitting from my body with what seemed like an invisible zipper inside! I was talking as my head detached and even dreamed of the sound it makes when air leaves a wet cut off trachea. Then I died!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I've never actually died in my dreams before. I woke up and immediately grabbed my neck, that's how real it felt! It messed me up the rest of the day. What the heck does it mean??

2/25/2010 7:50:14 PM

UGH YOU NEVER INTERPRETED MINE YOU BLACKBEARD LOVING BIATCH!

2/25/2010 7:56:13 PM

pretty sure she quit

2/25/2010 7:59:53 PM

Quote :

"Ok I had a dream about this snowstorm but there were snow tornadoes, they were in the distance and never came near but we were scared about it. It was on instant replay in my brain..."

Kiwi,

A snow storm means that you are feeling emotionally frigid. To see several tornadoes means there is someone around you who is violent or has shifting mood swings...

So I would guess that this dream was symbolizing your relationship with this person...while they are going into their outbursts you are becoming emotionally detached from the situation and go to your happy place.

2/25/2010 8:00:34 PM

Quote :

"last night i dreamed about my wedding. i dreamed that my dad was going to let me buy a $6000 dress and that all my bridesmaids were wearing chinese dresses from china. and there were kabobs for dinner and a house made out of gumdrops for dessert it was really weird."

khcadwal,

The wedding can represent a transitional phase where you are seeking some sort of balance between your aggressive side and emotional side. The fact that you were shopping for a dress could mean that you have a yearning for something right now, that could be why it was such an expensive dress. The chinese dresses could just mean that you like something about the chinese culture.
I honestly think that when you dream about food it just means that you're hungry...but the gumdrops could reflect on your childlike joys you still have in your life.

2/25/2010 8:07:58 PM

omg pls do my dying one, thx!

2/25/2010 8:26:30 PM

Hey sawahash,

So. I had this really weird dream last night. I was a "commando" running around a rural field during sundown. The temperature was about 75* outside, humidity low, skies clear. There was a small outpost about 500 yards away. I had infiltrated it with my colleague, I suppose to obtain some sort of information/documents. To best describe my colleague, I would say he was a mix between Chuck Norris "bad-assery" and Macgyver "ingenuity." We were friends, though I can't recall his name. Anyways, we decide to split up and approach the outpost from two different sides. As I approach the outpost, I find a rocket launcher sitting under a tree. How convinient. Of course, upon my finding this rocket launcher, a damn Russian Hind, as seen below, pops of out NO WHERE. I mean, this is a pretty damn open field, where the hell a Hind would come out and immediately fly towards me, I have no idea. And other than the outpost, which is now ~300 yards away, the closest "cover" is about 1000 yards away (the outpost was in the middle of a giant field/prairie, surrounded by woodlands).



Anyways, this helicopter gets within about 100 yards, looking for me because God damnit they know I'm there , but I somehow am able to "hide" under the only tree in the entire "pasture" of grass. I take aim, and quickly dispose of my threat. Upon doing so, I turn around, ditching the rocket launcher and notice a guard approaching me. Somehow I catch HIM off guard, and I take him out with a quick jab to the jugular. He wasn't armed (WTF), so I snap his neck to insure I am not followed and he doesn't alarm the other guards. I notice he looks similar to me, so I take his uniform. I strip him down, take his uniform and hide him in the tree, which was an oak tree.

I run down, infiltrate the outpost. the next thing I know, I'm in an elevator heading to a central networking junction. As I step out and into a corridor, another guard comes up to me and joins me. Apparently, the guy I killed must have done wrong to this guard or something. Since we were alone, he asked me where I was going to run (again, wtf is it with these "gaurds" not being armed with a gun or something?) He whips out a knife. I tell him to take it easy and that I'm on his side. He cuts me across my left arm. I take and and tell him to chill the fuck out, trying not to blow my cover. I needed time to snoop, and the last thing I wanted was to kill a guard and possibly expose myself. I scouted the room, with this man following me. I find nothing in the room and proceed to evacuate to the checkpoint for extraction. The man continues to follow me, waving his knife around.

I walk outside and realize the main gate is a no go. So somehow, I scale this ~8" wooden fence. This fence looks like it was from the frackin' medieval days. SURE ENOUGH, this damn gaurd also climbed the fence and was still following me. After hearing him jump down from that fence, I knew I had enough. I snatched the knife out of his hand as I swung a quick hook with my left fist across his face. Then with a swift but furious motion, I sent his own, 4" double serrated knife into his stomach, twisted it 90 degrees, and pulled it out. I turn around and my comrade just hopped the fence too, with data disks in his pocket. The mission was a success.

2/25/2010 10:23:29 PM

Quote :

"I had this dream about banging a stripper last night. What the hell does it meeeeeeeeeann? "

Kurtis636,

To dream that you are with a stripper, suggests that you are feeling sexually deprived and needy.

3/8/2010 11:26:59 PM

I had a fucking dream about an orgy with lindsay lohan, sam ronson, two other smokin hot hot hot men and bradley cooper. There were drugs involved. (in the dream)

srsly

what. the. fuck.

At least it was hot and the two coke whores weren't a big presence, just during the drug whatevering.

3/8/2010 11:49:16 PM

I had a weird dream that my cell phone was an iPhone and the alarm was fucked up on it. Then I woke up and realized I had been snoozing my phone alarm for 30 minutes and was now late leaving for work

3/9/2010 12:15:42 AM

I had a dream I was really buff and I was a Power Ranger and every girl swooned for me.

Should I become a Power Ranger?

4/3/2010 1:34:56 PM

Last week I had a lucid dream where my hands became 50 caliber revolvers and I went around brothels killing the pimps. I killed 200 people. I was basically Clint Eastwood in his western films - I walked in calm and inquisitive, they got hostile, and I killed them all. At the end the cops let me go because my story was awesome and detailed.

I forgot to mention that in order to shoot my "hand cannons" I had to move my thumb like you did when you were a kid and make a shooting sound with my mouth (similar to going pew pew pew but more like pkew)


[Edited on April 3, 2010 at 3:00 PM. Reason : .]

4/3/2010 2:59:11 PM

Ok so I had a dream that EMCE and I were on the beach with a few other people and we were like, cooking a baby bald pelican or something. We tried finding an adult cause they have more meat but they were mean, so as we char this thing alive it gets away and runs into the beach house. I run after it to find it's in the lap of a mom & dad and is now a charred baby. I say something like "Oh, it's a fake tattoo, those markings, they'll wear off in a few weeks" and the parents are all understanding so I leave.

Well EMCE has this moment of truth in him and runs inside to tell the parents that we actually tried to kill it with fire and when he tells me what he's done I call him an asshole! The parents are so pissed they go on a murdering rampage, wishing EMCE to death but he's disappeared. Now I have to go to the parents and explain that I THOUGHT it was a fake tattoo....

all in all a WTFCONSCIOUS moment....

[Edited on April 4, 2010 at 12:35 PM. Reason : boop]

4/4/2010 12:22:04 PM

[Edited on April 4, 2010 at 12:32 PM. Reason : I'm like the Freddy Kreuger of TWW]

4/4/2010 12:31:50 PM

hahaha It was so weird. WHY WERE YOU IN THE DREAM AT ALL???

4/4/2010 12:35:09 PM

I don't know. I've never met you

But more disturbing that my presence in your dream, is the fact that I didn't try to fondle your boobs at all. AT ALL!

4/4/2010 12:37:27 PM

EMCE cooks babies alive in my dreams too

knock that shit off EMCE

4/4/2010 12:42:15 PM

4/4/2010 12:44:37 PM

hahaha

4/4/2010 9:13:45 PM

I have 2 re-occurring dreams. In both I'm fucking one of my long term ex's.

Then there is this one about fucking an amazing one night stand (she later told me she had a fiancee).

4/4/2010 9:15:50 PM

i HAD A DREAM I had two nuclear bombs in my hand and one was about to go off so I threw it out the car window but it landed in a pick up trucks bed. As we sped off the bomb went off like nagasaki and I was so upset about killing people that I woke myself up near tears. WTF???

4/27/2010 12:22:56 AM

^It's okay. I don't hate you.

4/27/2010 12:35:21 AM